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That's not very nice, Dave. Pissing on corpses is a tad redundant in the civilized world, don't you agree?
Tell us some of your war stories, Dave. Tell us about the time you stabbed that other human being again. That was fucking riveting.
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Nice civilised war... yeah, I sense you're not understanding what war is at all, are you chavis old chap.
I shouldn't have to tell you about these delusional fantasies of yours again chavis, sooner or later you'll have to get a grip and recognise them for yourself. I've have never told you about stabbing anyone.
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Nice civilised war... yeah, I sense you're not understanding what war is at all, are you chavis old chap.
I shouldn't have to tell you about these delusional fantasies of yours again chavis, sooner or later you'll have to get a grip and recognise them for yourself. I've have never told you about stabbing anyone.
Let me just climb up there on your shell-blasted old knee there Grampa Dave, and I'll hitch my greenhorn ear unto your brutal recollections. Tell this bright-eyed Belfast boy all about the war.
I vaguely recall a hearty guffaw when you mentioned 'twisting the knife' in context to your supposed tours. Do correct me, Dave. I love it when you correct me.
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Oh the hearty guffaws I have shared with you chavis... which oddly enough I have no recollection of ever having occured... still you feel free to fill your mind with the fantasies of me. You've made me quite a character around here with these fantasies of yours, which is a novel change from the reality of being a boring old man. Cheers mate.
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Oh the hearty guffaws I have shared with you chavis... which oddly enough I have no recollection of ever having occured... still you feel free to fill your mind with the fantasies of me. You've made me quite a character around here with these fantasies of yours, which is a novel change from the reality of being a boring old man. Cheers mate.
Oh. I thought you were coasting with my irony for a second there. Seems you're not. Apologies, Dave.
I was operating with the understanding that everyone, including yourself knows that the closest you ever came to contact was moping about outside Squeams' door with your cigarette and an imaginary helicopter crashing into a palm tree for effect.
Tell us your war stories, Dave. Or lack thereof. You've never seen war, have you Dave.
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What were snipers doing next to dead bodies anyway? I thought they were living in bushes and all, which includes their secretional needs...
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Oh. I thought you were coasting with my irony for a second there. Seems you're not. Apologies, Dave.
I was operating with the understanding that everyone, including yourself knows that the closest you ever came to contact was moping about outside Squeams' door with your cigarette and an imaginary helicopter crashing into a palm tree for effect.
Tell us your war stories, Dave. Or lack thereof. You've never seen war, have you Dave.
As I've pointed out to wmanker before, I shall not be telling you anything at all about myself, I've seen what a warped and fucked up mind you have from the delusional ramblings you've posted about the one thing I did tell you about myself. So you'll get fuck all else from me.
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Oh. I thought you were coasting with my irony for a second there. Seems you're not. Apologies, Dave.
I was operating with the understanding that everyone, including yourself knows that the closest you ever came to contact was moping about outside Squeams' door with your cigarette and an imaginary helicopter crashing into a palm tree for effect.
Tell us your war stories, Dave. Or lack thereof. You've never seen war, have you Dave.
As I've pointed out to
wmanker before, I shall not be telling you anything at all about myself, I've seen what a warped and fucked up mind you have from the delusional ramblings you've posted about the one thing I did tell you about myself. So you'll get fuck all else from me.
Ah. You're referring to my act of brilliance about your poor mum having all those tumours and stuff. Hey, one snatches inspiration as and when it appears.
I promise you another by this time tomorrow.
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What were snipers doing next to dead bodies anyway?
I'm fairly sure they were pissing on them, at least that's what the press is saying, not that you can believe a word they say nowadays. Maybe they were baptising them? America does have a lot of Mormons who are intent upon baptising every soul that has ever existed. Maybe they're Mormon snipers?