Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?

Well? *taps foot* :dry:

Last night when you'd gone to bed, Squeams gently cradled my convulsive and prone form with her mrs. tickle arms to whisper, almost inaudibly, that I didn't really have to if I didn't want to.

I was as surprised as anyone to discover that she has a heart but there you have it; she's the sensitive one.

Aye right.

* > prostrate exams


-doobs

I've disocered a new side to That Woman.

discovered, too

I've discovered that I miss booze and that's pretty much it.

Fuck me.


-doobs

Now?

Right now.


-doobs

Plug yer webcam in, Skweeks, I'll host the live-feed on fst's dedicated Skype-broadcast server.