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Quotes, not quote so it can be more than one. I'll start it off:
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Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell are you talking about?
Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
IRS Lady: Well sir, I'm afraid that your not qualified for a tax refund.
Peter: AAAHHHHH... ohh sorry, i still haven't gotten over the loss of party of five.
IRS Lady: Well as I was saying you are not getting a tax refund.
Peter: AAAHHHHHH... oh Party of Five. What were you saying?
IRS Lady: You're not intitled for a tax refund.
Peter: AAHHHHH!
IRS Lady: Was that for Party of Five again?
Peter: No, that was for my tax refund! What the hell is Party of Five!?
Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?
:lol:
Peter: This is it; this is life! The one you get, so go and have a ball.
'Cause the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.
What may be right for you may not be right for some.
You take the good, you take the bad, you take 'em both and there you have -
my opening statement.
Sit, Ubu, sit.
Good dog
hahaha, nice one pusher.
heres another:
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Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.
Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane ...
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers.
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Lois: A woman is not an object.
Peter: Your mother is right, son. Listen to what it says.
Lois: Peter!
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Death: Hey Lois, what did you make this cocoa out of, crap?
Lois: If you want me to make it again, just --
Death: Oh, I'm sorry. I just thought you were going to make it with milk, not crap.
Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Glen Quagmire: Just checkin'.
Peter: (to Brian) Holy crap you can talk!
Lois: You know, Peter, sometimes I think I married a child
**Flashback to Lois and Peter's wedding**
Peter: Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.... (stupid laugh)
**End Flashback**
Peter: Well, if you married a child, you know what that makes you? A petaphile. And I'll be damned if I have to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
Rofl :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
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Louis: Oh Peter, i care about the size of your penis as much as you care about the size of my breasts
Peter: Oh my god! *runs off*
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Tom's son: What's that daddy?
Tom Tucker: Well son, that's Mercury, the closest planet to the sun. What it's doing down here by the wharf i haven't the foggiest. Maybe we should ask a scientist....
Peter: I'm a guy you jackass!
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Originally Posted by mike45450
LMAO :lol:
here's another good one:
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Stewie: Augh! What the hell do you think you're doing?
Brian: I'm cleaning myself.
Stewie: You were clean fifteen minutes ago, now you're just on vacation.