just a thought (a gross one that isn't gross. you've just been brainwashed)
when you do a poo. why do you have to wash your hands?
the only hand contact with below the belt are the back of your thumbs on the outside of your thighs :unsure:
Re: just a thought (a gross one that isn't gross. you've just been brainwashed)
There are possible shit crumbs and you touch your dick.
Next question. :dry:
Re: just a thought (a gross one that isn't gross. you've just been brainwashed)
you touch you dick?
you get shit on it?
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you touch you dick?
you get shit on it?
Yes otherwise it'll lay on the front of the toilet seat and regarding shit, who knows...that's why I wash my hands. You are putting your hands in your ass crack. I seriously doubt your hands comes out of there sterile every time.
Next question. :dry:
Re: just a thought (a gross one that isn't gross. you've just been brainwashed)
it kind of flops and can just about manage not to finger myself
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it kind of flops and can just about manage not to finger myself
Well I'm a man of decent size so even when I have it aiming downward I have to put tissue on the inside if the rim so my johnson doesn't touch it....sorta like a buffer between being unsanitary.
Wtf is this finger shit? (pun intended) :blink:
Re: just a thought (a gross one that isn't gross. you've just been brainwashed)
just wondering how you managed to make a mistake while wiping your arse.
you kinda beat me on the pushing the knob thing down though :unsure:
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just wondering how you managed to make a mistake while wiping your arse.
you kinda beat me on the pushing the knob thing down though :unsure:
To put it plainly.....
Go clean dog shit off your carpet with a paper towel then hand your 4 year old some cookies.
Next question.
Re: just a thought (a gross one that isn't gross. you've just been brainwashed)
not the same thing. theres not really any scrubbage and theres like 12ply of toilet paper between hand and bumbum
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Originally Posted by TheDave
not the same thing. theres not really any scrubbage and theres like 12ply of toilet paper between hand and bumbum
It's absolutely the same thing.
I meant to simply pick up the dog shit of the carpet with a paper towel which is pretty thick and hand your child some cookies.
I hope you don't stuff 12 ply of t-paper in your ass. You may as well wipe your ass with a shirt. :dry:
