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Biggles and I went to loch ness as you may or may not know.
Well, we saw Nessie! :ohmy:
She was huge, a dark shadow beneath the grey waves. I already had my camera out so after a few fuzzy, blurred-out pictures I calmed myself and got this one!
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8674/nessiee7ex.jpg
:shifty:
Broke link Sir.
The pic isn't loading for me :(
Hope you enjoyed your trip tho'.
gah fuck it!
I'll try again.
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7310/nessiee6rf.jpg
Finally real Proof- this is a historic moment
There she is AGAIN!!
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/4685/nessie21pu.jpg
You were so lucky to see him twice.
Most people have to be content with seeing the Loch Ness monster only once in a whole lifetime :(
THRICE to be exact. :naughty:
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1484/nessie39us.jpg
That's a duck :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
As for the rest , I think you'll find that could be Biggles swimming using methane propulsion :01:
Jonno :cool:
Did`nt ted danson already find nessie. :blink:
Cooooooooooooooooool :D
@Jonno, have you no imagination?
Cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
I didn't see nessie but I discovered the worlds biggest duck. I rawk. :cool:
incase you're having trouble seeing it, i've circled the blurry silhouette that is the suspected monster
http://img318.imageshack.us/img318/539/nechloss5so.jpg
Whaaaaaaaaaaat? you know damn well I have an imagination ..slightly weird one but it's there :shifty: .......anyway nessie is real cos I seen her on the tele :01:
Jonno :cool:
That`s a chameleon. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
Ooooooooooookay...those are what we call hills.
WHo's we? :unsure:
Jonno :cool:
Me and the voices in my head.
this is a HillQuote:
Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
http://www.bug.hr/autonet/formula1/prvaci/DHill.jpg
i call that other lump a Nech Loss monster
Heeeeeey you got em too? cooooooool, do they tell you to burn stuff like mine do? :shifty:
Jonno :cool:
You have a warped view of the world.
Yeah Darth man, you're odd :ermm:
Jonno :cool:
yes, errm, my Hill only tells me to burn rubber, he's such a crazy old man :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Not usually, right now they're singingQuote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
"Sora mo yobuka ayashii chisana hikari no
tsuki momo komoni kakusareta
Kodo karazuni amen ga utsuru to shabuni
Ninarisowo nam nakai mano wa tashimitai
Tooku de kamigani ga nateru
I.se.chi. kokoro-no-Kyuri-sae-mo…da ichi ni…omo oteta
Oo kami-sama temei kitomeru hoo hooshiete yo
Sayonara sayonara imaaaaaaya to a megayami mashita
Sorenanoni sorenanoni nami da wa tomaranai
Anatamiai nakute
Anata wo mitsu neru koto mo gogo emu koto momo
oshitewi kenai yo ni
Ai o sake bi kaowa getemo subeyate sae gite
Shimawa tsuikomo kienai shigakude kami nari wa nateru
Kuso mo kademo nura dekondenino ii demo de iitiya
Naetai sasuna komochi mede karugarushiku kanai de
Sayonara sayonara iienaa koto badake omo kukuru shi iyo
Sorenanoni sorenanoni moochiki kumo makara akari sasuda yo"
And sometimes they tell me I need to kick back hard against authority because they’re plotting against me.
Yeah...........anyway.....Spatchy? you should do trips, americans pay a fortune to see Nessie ;)
Jonno :cool:
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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
:ermm:
Jonno :cool:
oddly i'm finding it hard to find pictures of black pots and kettlesQuote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Yeah, and they'll believe anything...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Don`t forget the talking bacon. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
You see what I mean? who the feck looks for pictures of black spots and kettles :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
@Sgg... who do?.........oh the americans.....yeah I know, I gave one the wrong directions the other day and he believed me :lol: muppet :rolleyes:
Jonno :cool:
Edit: @Eff.... Hey!! I said I was talking TO it not it was talking back :dry:
I'm very attracted to you just now. :naughty:
Maybe we can go give wrong directions to Americans together someday. :wub:
Oooooo no, I can't take anyone with me when wrongly directing people, it's an art form to be done only alone, cos out on the streets of the lost.....you are alone :ermm:
Jonno :cool:
Sooo....where did you send them:)
Where's Ziggy?
Ziggs dead man.ziggs dead.Died trying to save a baby from a burning house.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
>>>>True story.
Why did you change your name, Ziggy?
I was for artistic reasons.And Robs sounds so much more cool dont you think.
They wanted to go to a restraunt in town.....but they were rude in the way they asked me, no excuse me or please or thankyou "Hey you"(waving his hand at me) Where's Crofters restraunt?" .....wtf? should'nt that have been "Excuse me? could you tell me where Crofters is please?"
So I sent em the looooooooooong way round, it was actually only about 2 mins walk thru an alleyway into the next street and along thru the bottom of town.
I sent em in their car up top end of town , right round and back thru the town centre, woulda took em maybe 15-20 mins depending on traffic.Basically sent em on a round trip the shape of a speach bubble.
A lesson learnt, when in a strange place, be polite to the locals :01:
Jonno :cool:
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robs
There, fixed :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene