Jpaul Mortal Enemy No.1 candidates apply within

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JPaul you suck


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I'd do it but it's tricky.

I'm always right and being of sound mind, JP usually agrees with me http://moderation.invisionzone.com/s...fault/dabs.gif

JP once PM'd me saying he was going to kill me.

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Originally Posted by Peerzy

JP once PM'd me saying he was going to kill me.

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did you tell the mods?

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Originally Posted by Peerzy

JP once PM'd me saying he was going to kill me.

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I said I was going to have you killed, FFS are you so gormless that you don't even remember that.

You'll not do at all.

Yup, they said he would have to hand in all his knifes before he entered the forum again.

Then Rookie went MIA :ohmy:

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Originally Posted by manker

I'd do it but it's tricky.

I'm always right and being of sound mind, JP usually agrees with me http://moderation.invisionzone.com/s...fault/dabs.gif

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Always right in the vacuum which you laughingly describe as a mind perhaps.

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Originally Posted by manker

I'd do it but it's tricky.

I'm always right and being of sound mind, JP usually agrees with me http://moderation.invisionzone.com/s...fault/dabs.gif

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Always right in the vacuum which you laughingly describe as a mind perhaps.

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See, it's just compliments all the fecking time.

How am I meant to even contemplate mortal ememydom.

Can members of the FAG team be each other's mortal enemy in the first place?

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Always right in the vacuum which you laughingly describe as a mind perhaps.

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See, it's just compliments all the fecking time.

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You get compliments when fecking, yeah right.

What's the sound of a fake orgasm - "oh more, do it again manker".

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Originally Posted by Tikibonbon

Can members of the FAG team be each other's mortal enemy in the first place?

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Just because we're FAGs doesn't mean that we're any different to ordinary people :snooty:

y are though :dabs:

I think you will have to wait ... JP was last seen stalking Stuart Dougall with what appeared to be a garden gnome. :ph34r:




Things do not look good for Stuart and he may be standing with his trowel at the next lodge meeting.

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Originally Posted by Tikibonbon

Can members of the FAG team be each other's mortal enemy in the first place?

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Just the fact that you have to ask that precludes you.

Sorry, let me say that in American.

"What the shit are you talkin' about, suck my ass mofo."

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Can members of the FAG team be each other's mortal enemy in the first place?

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Just because we're FAGs doesn't mean that we're any different to ordinary people :snooty:

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Not different, better yes, but not different.

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Originally Posted by manker

See, it's just compliments all the fecking time.

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You get compliments when fecking, yeah right.

What's the sound of a fake orgasm - "oh more, do it again manker".

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I take it you saw the Jockish puntsphere this afternoon :lol:


The compliments I get while fecking are more of an esoteric nature.

I'm so good that she hardly needs to mention it, preferring instead to make observational comments upon the state of the bedroom decor, or the car's leather interior, or the dank smell of effluent behind the Red Lion.

It's quite sweet, really :happy:

... and she occasionally is heard to mumble "a chrome bin, a feckin' chrome bin"

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... and she occasionally is heard to mumble "a chrome bin, a feckin' chrome bin"

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:lol:

:shifty:

JPaul, you are a tool

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... and she occasionally is heard to mumble "a chrome bin, a feckin' chrome bin"

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Despite it's phallic appearance, I can assure you it plays no part in any fecking activities that occur in my house* :no:

*or anywhere else

Attempt 2.
Jpaul you have absolutly no idea

JPaul, you have the testicles of a Major League Baseball player

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... and she occasionally is heard to mumble "a chrome bin, a feckin' chrome bin"

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Despite it's phallic appearance, I can assure you it plays no part in any fecking activities that occur in my house* :no:

*or anywhere else

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You have a chrome penis. :blink:

Clicky to see what a real penis looks like.

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Originally Posted by 100%

Attempt 2.
Jpaul you have absolutly no idea

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Ewe r absolutely kirect.

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Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate

JPaul, you have the testicles of a Major League Baseball player

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So, she wasn't using them anyway.

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... and she occasionally is heard to mumble "a chrome bin, a feckin' chrome bin"

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Despite it's phallic appearance, I can assure you it plays no part in any fecking activities that occur in my house* :no:

*or anywhere else

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You have a chrome penis. :blink:

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If I did, I'd give up the clerking about and be a robot porn star.

With SnnY.

JPaul, your opinions on ecumenical topics are incorrect. Your views sicken me.

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Despite it's phallic appearance, I can assure you it plays no part in any fecking activities that occur in my house* :no:

*or anywhere else

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You have a chrome penis. :blink:

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If I did, I'd give up the clerking about and be a robot porn star.

With SnnY.

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With the rodding you do you would be better being a row boat pr0n star.

Jpaul - how could you?

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Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate

JPaul, your opinions on ecumenical topics are incorrect. Your views sicken me.

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Tis' better to have opinions which sicken the unworthy, than to have no opinions and leave them to their inanities.

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Originally Posted by 100%

Jpaul - how could you?

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With the ease of a God, casting pearls before swine.

Jpaul, a mini skirt is not suitable attire for the interweb - first warning.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Jpaul, a mini skirt is not suitable attire for the interweb - first warning.

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The interweb can dress as it pleases.

If you wish to project your latent transvestisism on a computer network that's a matter for you.

Jpaul, you smell - second warning.

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You have a chrome penis. :blink:

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If I did, I'd give up the clerking about and be a robot porn star.

With SnnY.

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With the rodding you do you would be better being a row boat pr0n star.

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Instead of that, I'd use my chrome penis as a hook and star in skank porn films.

With Cheese.

JPaul is a secret hun :happy:

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If I did, I'd give up the clerking about and be a robot porn star.

With SnnY.

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With the rodding you do you would be better being a row boat pr0n star.

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Instead of that, I'd use my chrome penis as a hook and star in skank porn films.

With Cheese.

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You have all these options yet you insist on being a Merchant Banker, words fail me.

Where's Robert000 when you need him ? :happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

JPaul is a secret hun :happy:

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Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner.

Thank you all for your interest, we will keep your names on file, should another position arise you will be contacted.

Didn't want to kill the thread straight away while we were all having a larf.

Tho' I think Mulder was serious :unsure: