Azureus and Java

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08-24-2005, 02:20 AM
Dredpirate

Azureus and Java

Don't ask me how it works. But it does.

I friend told me about a link, just a stupid little test site. He told me that once he went there and took this stupid little test, that his torrents started uploading and downloading faster.

I did not believe him at first, but I did it and I think it actually worked. It's gotta be some weird Java crap.

I don't know, does anyone else see a difference in download speed after going here and doing the stupid little test.

http://www.chrisjlarkin12.plus.com/H...20Sabotage.swf

By the way you need to make sure your volume is up because they say stuff during parts of the test, but it's hard to hear.

Edit: Posted in Bittorrent and have know idea why tis got moved here. This really works. Hear it works for all P2P stuff. :w00t:
08-24-2005, 03:10 AM
RPerry

Re: Azureus and Java

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dredpirate

Don't ask me how it works. But it does.

I friend told me about a link, just a stupid little test site. He told me that once he went there and took this stupid little test, that his torrents started uploading and downloading faster.

I did not believe him at first, but I did it and I think it actually worked. It's gotta be some weird Java crap.

I don't know, does anyone else see a difference in download speed after going here and doing the stupid little test.

www.chrisjlarkin12.plus.com/Hand-Eye%20Sabotage.swf

By the way you need to make sure your volume is up because they say stuff during parts of the test, but it's hard to hear.

Edit: Posted in Bittorrent and have know idea why tis got moved here. This really works. Hear it works for all P2P stuff. :w00t:

this was posted at TPG last week, works really good :cool:
08-24-2005, 03:13 AM
Peerzy

Re: Azureus and Java

:ph34r:
08-24-2005, 08:07 AM
Dark Steno

Re: Azureus and Java

Luckily my speaker doesnt work.
08-24-2005, 08:28 AM
McStabhappy

Re: Azureus and Java

god i forgot about that you bastard!
08-24-2005, 11:01 AM
sArA

Re: Azureus and Java

meh :dry:
08-24-2005, 11:05 AM
manker

Re: Azureus and Java

Me, me!!11 Can I click a link that'll speed up my bit-torrent downloads but includes the word sabotage!!1

Then again, I might send it to all the chavs in my gmail address book and see what they think first.
08-24-2005, 05:51 PM
Dredpirate

Re: Azureus and Java

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Me, me!!11 Can I click a link that'll speed up my bit-torrent downloads but includes the word sabotage!!1

Sabotage is just the name of the underground uber-coders group who fixed the Java problem. I believe they wrote Linux and ran SuperNova also.

You must be new to the internet. :D
08-24-2005, 07:16 PM
sparsely

Re: Azureus and Java

:rolleyes:
08-25-2005, 08:36 AM
manker

Re: Azureus and Java

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dredpirate

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Me, me!!11 Can I click a link that'll speed up my bit-torrent downloads but includes the word sabotage!!1

Sabotage is just the name of the underground uber-coders group who fixed the Java problem. I believe they wrote Linux and ran SuperNova also.

You must be new to the internet. :D

Some of my friends have the internet but it's really expensive.

I can't afford it so ima stick to the interweb :unsure:
08-25-2005, 06:55 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: Azureus and Java

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Me, me!!11 Can I click a link that'll speed up my bit-torrent downloads but includes the word sabotage!!1

Then again, I might send it to all the chavs in my gmail address book and see what they think first.

:lol: Now THATS sarcasm :lol:

Why come up with th story tho when it takes you to a reflex test?
Why not just say "This is a reflex test"? :huh:

Jonno :cool:
08-25-2005, 06:57 PM
tesco

Re: Azureus and Java

A .swf is gonna speeed up downloads :ph34r:
08-25-2005, 06:59 PM
Jon L. Obscene

Re: Azureus and Java

Worked for me, I'm on dialup and currently d/ling a movie at 347kbs :01:

Jonno :cool:
08-25-2005, 08:03 PM
Smith

Re: Azureus and Java

Before i take this test, its a popup right?
08-25-2005, 09:40 PM
DanB

Re: Azureus and Java

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Me, me!!11 Can I click a link that'll speed up my bit-torrent downloads but includes the word sabotage!!1

Then again, I might send it to all the chavs in my gmail address book and see what they think first.

:lol: Now THATS sarcasm :lol:

Kinda but this is more pure:

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Some of my friends have the internet but it's really expensive.

I can't afford it so ima stick to the interweb
08-25-2005, 10:37 PM
DarthInsinuate

Re: Azureus and Java

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Me, me!!11 Can I click a link that'll speed up my bit-torrent downloads but includes the word sabotage!!1

Then again, I might send it to all the chavs in my gmail address book and see what they think first.

:lol: Now THATS sarcasm :lol:

Why come up with th story tho when it takes you to a reflex test?
Why not just say "This is a reflex test"? :huh:

Jonno :cool:

i'm fairly sure 'tis irony :mellow:
08-25-2005, 11:02 PM
Dredpirate

Re: Azureus and Java

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Why come up with th story tho when it takes you to a reflex test?
Why not just say "This is a reflex test"? :huh:

Well as my edit said, I posted in the Bittorent forum and it got moved (blame a mod) Just trying mess with some of the noobs over there who will try anything.

I really don't spend time in the Lounge (just a bunch of kids who use Limewire and Kazaa to download rap or try to download a DVD with dialup AOL connection).

This is the last time I will check this tread. Have fun.

P.S. My last post was 100% sarcastic. No one seemed to get it. I wonder why?