shaving them was not a gud idea its been 6 days now :no:
whats also annoying is explning to an 80 year old woman how to take apart her linebox and use her testsocket, i am drinking blue wkd now as they dont let you do that at work :no:
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shaving them was not a gud idea its been 6 days now :no:
whats also annoying is explning to an 80 year old woman how to take apart her linebox and use her testsocket, i am drinking blue wkd now as they dont let you do that at work :no:
Now whytf would you do that? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
loobi asked me to shaved it all of :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
i never said to do it...although the image of you walking around town with your hands in your pants is very funny :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: am now trying to clean beer off of the screen,keyboard and trying to explain wtf so funny on the computer t the wifey,Mr Mulder you're nuts :lol: :lol: :w00t:
its not funny, took ages to do too, got through two x files eps (originally started in bath room but it was taking too long as you have to go slowly you understand so i oved but it's not so bad now, two days after was hurendous though - i will never do it again and dont recomend it to anyone :no:
maybe you got crabs
next time use tweazers to pluck them out
they say it lasts longer
good luck
http://home.tiscali.be/joke1/Neap4/hairy%20ars.jpg
eeeeeeewwwwwwwww
Rookie... I can do it in 10 minutes,with a straight razor and nary a nick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
(while using alliteration)
Peace bd :snooty:
Have to agree with BD here, plus the shave gel gives em this cold clean tingly sensation :happy:
Funny enough I've never suffered from itching tho, but it depends which part you wet shave and which you used clippers on cos some parts will itch like fuck if you wet shave, nuts tho......never had itching...........wtf am I talking about?? why am I having this conversation with you guys?? :ermm:
Jonno :cool:
because in your last life you where a dog groomer specialised in "litening the load".Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
http://www.snippershairclubfordogs.c...sy_400x501.jpg
speaking of bawls, channel4 r dicks :dry:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...lder/rosan.jpg
:dry:
Nuts? :unsure:
i thought balls where supposed to itch? :unsure:
Ingrown hair. How do you deal with those? :frusty:
Each and every time I trim things a bit, I end up with one or two of those. Do you guys have some secret Shaolin Technique of Ball-shaving or what?
Have had but only once and you just yank it out :01:
I really don't see the need for hair, it's annoying and gross, I wanna save up and go to a place where they electricute you so all your hair falls out.........cept hair on head of course cos that would look silly :lol:
Jonno :cool:
I have been reliably informed that shaving :cough: down there makes your dick look bigger... :)
Well yeah obviously cos on average the hair sticks out a good inch (I shave and it doubles in size :01: ) ......but it also feels pretty good and generally makes you .......erm.....excited,also much more hygenic.
I really have to stop talking about this subject :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
Why? There's nowt wrong with it. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Just ask a mod to place an "you must be over 18 to read this thread" restriction at the beginning.
Maybe before and after pictures would be nice....
or maybe not, after all this is a family forum....
shame....
Been there done that got the warnings :lol:
Aparently I was'nt spose to post an unedited pic :lol: no one told me, and I'm sure it was Guil who made me do it :dry:
Jonno :cool:
You could always put a little black square over the naughty bit.....
I did no such thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
[subliminal message]Post your knob on the interweb[/subliminal message]
Done that too :lol: cept twas a smilie.........had to resize the smilie tho, was far too big :ermm:
Also would kinda defeat the purpose :lol:
I wanna know how I'm gonna wax my back, that is gonna be tricky, maybe glue the strips to the wall and back on to them then run away quick ...... :ph34r:
Also I gonna wax my nose.......... :lol: Oh man thats gotta hurt :lol:
Jonno :cool:
Edit: I have an overwhelming urge to.........
http://www.thehistorycompany.com/alb...g_doorknob.jpg
Don't know why but had an overwhelming urge to show people this......
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...r103/knobs.jpg
:O
:huh: wtf are they?
Jonno :cool:
Door knobs..for some reason I can't quite explainQuote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Ohhhhhhh I see, same joke I did :lol:
I thought they were marbles :ermm:
Jonno :cool:
No lost them years ago,great minds think alike :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
You used to play marbles on manhole covers too? then get angry cos you lost and end up throwing your marbles at peoples heads? :happy:
Jonno :cool:
If you rub Tiger Balm on your nuts they'll stop itching :unsure:
Them creams are crap, I been using hypoalegentic anti wrinkle cream for years, yet my nuts still look like dried and shiveled prunes :dry:
Jonno :cool:
Yeah, cause they'll jut fall off. :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
It's so funny to hear guys bitch about this. :lol:
Stop laughing then, and pass on the wisdom, woman! :fist:
:lol:
Sara the pervy letch :D
I've never shaved my nutsack. Tho' everytime my razor becomes a bit too blunt to shave my face properly, before I throw it away I use it to roughly trim my pubes down so they're a bit neater, like.
No itching - FTW :01:
Thrift - FTW :01:
I was'nt bitching :PQuote:
Originally Posted by NikkiD
Like I said, there's only certain parts you can do with a razor without irritation.
Around the pubic area is one of them, the nutsack is fine as is the ...erm.....shaft :ph34r: ......but that can hurt when cutting against the grain.
And this weeks special offer for the hirsute afflicted....
http://www.buywright.co.nz/media/flymo_tl400.jpg
Jonno :cool:
You have hair on the shaft of your cawk.
Freak.
Not any more :P ........unless I confused the hair FOR my cawk :ermm:
Jonno :cool: