Weird being a lazy bum

I normally have tuesdays off but it feels weird knowing I not got a job to go to :unsure:

Kinda sat here feeling guilty for not doing anything, maybe I should get off my fat butt and tidy the shed or something.
Ooo I could format my puter :01:

Or sit here and play games all day, but then I might get more fatterer :frusty:

Hmmmmmm decisions decisions.......for some strange reason I have an urge to chop up brambles and cut grass :blink:

Which reminds me............*goes to start another thread*

Jonno :cool:

learn carpentry or something useful like that, you bum

/me gets out of chair to do something constructive

i like being lazy. thats why i left all my college work til now and am suffering for it. its also why i am on the computer when i should be doing work. dam.

@Darth.... :lol: Did you say that on purpose or did you not know I used to be a carpenter? :lol:

@Gems..... Yeah I used to do that, so take warning, if you leave all your work til last minute you'll end up like me :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

@Darth.... :lol: Did you say that on purpose or did you not know I used to be a carpenter? :lol:

Jonno :cool:

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i'm sorry i don't know everything about you Jonno, i only know what wikipedia tells me

Wikipedia: Jonno article

:huh: wtf is that?

Incorrect information......I'll sue :01:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

@Gems..... Yeah I used to do that, so take warning, if you leave all your work til last minute you'll end up like me :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

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:cry:

wait does that mean i will able to play guitar cos i suck at it. would help if i could find where i last left it ......:blink:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

:huh: wtf is that?

Incorrect information......I'll sue :01:

Jonno :cool:

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Oh, how original. You couldn't get any money from the bbc last night, so you sue people. :dry:
Fecking lazy bum. :fist:

:lol: stfu it was'nt teh bbc, twas Stash the Cash :dry:

@Gems...... No it means you'll tell everyone you can play guitar and surf etc when in actual fact you have a plastic guitar (£9.99 from Argoose) and the only waves you ride are the ones you make in the bath. Then you come in here daily and argue with Manker for no aparent reason :01:

Jonno :cool:

i already argue with manker for no reason :rolleyes:

im half way there !! :01: :cry:

Cooooool, now you gotta get fat and stop shaving :01:

And eat chicken at 3am every night :D then wonder why you got a bad tummy :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

i've updated your wikipedia article a bit J-Lo

Jonnopedia

i dont want to be hairy man :( plus im veggie ....can we make it whatever is in the fridge at 3am ?

@Darth..... :lol: my sisters name isn't Eugene :ermm: and I think she'd beat the shit out of you for writing that.......which would be fun to watch :01:

@Gems.... Ohhh you don't have to be hairy, you can shave it and no, at 3am it HAS to be chicken, if you bye Birdseye chicken it's pretty much vegetarian cos there's fuck all meat in it :lol:

Jonno :cool:

:lol:

quorn ?

I think you'll find it's spelt "Korn" and they were crap :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

This article is being considered for deletion in accordance with Wikipedia's deletion policy.

You're weird :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

I hear someones sisters need some gardening done , take your laundry over kill two birds with one stone .

:huh: erm............wtf is laundry?

Ohhhhhh you mean like dirty clothes? nah feck dat, my clothes come to me when I call them :01:

Jonno :cool:

Being a lazy bum.. hmmm. like a carpet fitter then? :angry:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

I think you'll find it's spelt "Korn" and they were crap :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

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i think YOU spelling it wron, its 'corn' and its nice both hot AND cold !!!! :w00t:

Is there any chicken in chic peas? :unsure:

Jon :cool:

Is there any beef in Mcdonalds

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Originally Posted by gripper103.2

Is there any beef in Mcdonalds

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:lol: :lol: no :blink: