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They're here!!! :01:
They're fitting carpets!!! :cool: :01:
Apparently, the reason they were late is because the first job this morning turned out to be a hall and stairs, and they were told beforehand it was a normal room... :ermm:
Apparently, this is why they were 4 and a half hours late. What the fuck was it, a fucking grand spiral staircase in a fucking palace or something?? :angry:
But at least they're here now.. :happy:
enjoy their buttcracks :naughty:
update - in norwegian - Fitte means pussy, tell them this and they'll love their job more and work harder :shifty:
Have you ever tried to fit carpet? With all the potential problems, 4½ hours seems reasonable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I'd fail dismally to fit a carpet, even in 4½ hours. However, carpet fitting is their profession, one would hope they'd be proficient at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
I had my stairs done in about an hour recently. It was only one bloke and he charged me £30 (cash job). Not bad, like.
I'll give them their dues, they know what they're doing. They've been at my house for 1 hour and 5 minutes, and they've fitted the main bedroom, the bathroom (including boxed-in sections and round the bottom of the bath panel), and they're just finishing off the second bedroom, and putting bits in the built-in cupboards for me with the offcuts. :01:
@VB: no, that's the job of a trained professional carpet fitter. :)
Was it Jonno? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
These guys are charging me £120.. :mellow:
:lol: :D
Nah, but he's fitted all of the carpets in my house and always does it for a good price. £120 seems extortionate but he's one of my Dad's mates, it's not what you know ... .
2 guys, 3 rooms (including fiddly bathroom), been here 2 hours.. I guess it's more expensive too because they get the business though carpetright. I probably could have shopped around and got it done cheaper, but hey...
Holy shit, why am I defending my guys? I was slagging them off earlier..
..but actually they're doing a cracking job.. :)
Wow! Now he's fixing the carpet on the stairs for me because it's worked its way loose since it was fitten! :D
£120 don't seem to bad for a professional fitting,sometimes you get free fitting with some firms but they're usually a bit slapdash at it
do carpet fitters know how to use the internet :unsure:
what a spamtarded double post
:lol: @cash job :P
£120 is fairish, 2 guys would be charging anywhere from £80-£150 per day each depending on area and company.
I see they used the old "Yeah it turned out to be stairs" excuse, used that one myself a few times :shifty:
I'm surprised they did'nt say "We could'nt get here cos it's the wrong temperature for the carpets to be laid and when you lay in wrong temp they shrink" :lol:
Jonno :cool:
Careful, Jonno. Revealing trade secrets will land you in trouble with the carpet fitter's union. :ph34r:
I ain't a carpet fitter, I just know how to do it :01:
And them carpet boys are a bunch of fittes anyway :lol:
Jonno :cool:
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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
You have a soft spot for them do you? :naughty:
Eugene is a carpet fitter?
Ooo yeah, especially teh foam backs :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Can't beat a bit of underlay :w00t:
Jonno :cool:
Jonno = Mexican.
Jonno's new bird is called Areb reba
Jonno's new bird is called Areba reba
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Originally Posted by gripper103.2
What's Jonno's new bird called.
NO!!!! I specifically did NOT do the mexican joke for a reason!! No.
Stop it.
Nah ah is bad :dry:
Jonno :cool:
oozlum :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Jonno :cool:
zluming it again Jonno tsk tsk
Did you mean: plumbing
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:ermm:
Jonno :cool:
zluming=sluming,oh feck never mind your rodding again,hence the plumbing reference
:lol: You yanking my plumb line? :unsure:
Jonno :cool:
As long as your not cheesey :sick:
Nah, nowhere for it to collect........ Ewwwwwww thats gross even by my standards :sick:
Jonno :cool:
Ahh the age old question...roundhead or cavalier:)
:lol: :lol: Damn I not heard that one for years :lol:
@Manker..... wtf is that about? :huh:
Jonno :cool:
Gripper knows :no:
I did'nt say it was, I was asking wtf it's about? :huh:
Weirdo :dry:
Jonno :cool:
Edit: Hey you edited and now my post makes no sense.........git :dry:
I know nothing...I come from Barcelona
Yeah, I should do it more often too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
I looked back thro' that thread yesterday, later on, to see if I was a total git or not and noticed you'd edited loads of times.
Luckily you'd merely edited in more bollocks which I'd probably have ignored anyhow but still - it's the principle, mang.
*smacks round head*
Go get me a hammer....
Jonno :cool:
:lol: Yeah I edited stuff in and spelling mistakes/wrong words.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Hey I was in a bad mood and you wound me up, I apologized for that :P
I gonna go get my money 2morrow :01: should be a giggle :lol:
Jonno :cool:
Edit: Oh and what conclusion did you come to about being a git? :lol: I was, but I'm in training :01: