Someone told me its not what you eat when you come home from school or work in the evening, but really when your partner defecates on your stomach. Can anyone tell me if this is true? If so im never going home again
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Someone told me its not what you eat when you come home from school or work in the evening, but really when your partner defecates on your stomach. Can anyone tell me if this is true? If so im never going home again
It's true, but only in certain cases :P
And yes I'm still an overweight transvestite :01:
Jonno :cool:
Glad to hear it mate. Keep up the.......good work.
I need some new dresses tho, these ones are getting tight :pinch:
I take it you're still out in teh Spain then? :01: hows it going out there?
Jonno :cool:
nah mate im back in Belfast for the summer just, got a wee job for a couple of months.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
You wear dresses? I thought you just go out bollock naked all the time.
Any new surfing recently then?!
Nah not been for a while, probably getting on for a year, various reasons :rolleyes:
How come you gone back to the mother land? spain too hot for ya ;)
Jonno :cool:
Just so happens that theres dick all work in Barca in the summer for English teachers - so I thought id work here for a while, buy a laptop and head back over. Im going back in just over a week. Should be on here more as I have my OWN computer again !! woohoo !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Im glad to see the prats like yourself are still around (hehe), it means I can spew shit without fear of looking a twat, as there are so many here anyway.
Oh yeah spew as much shit as always mate, cept I think I make less sense as I get older :lol:
Which is kinda worrying :unsure:
Jonno :cool:
Its ok mate, its called going senile. And being a tranny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
Nah, I think it's called "Twatulas aging" or so some bloke who reckoned he was a doctor told me :unsure:
Jonno :cool:
Might this bloke be yourself?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
:unsure: he did kinda look like me, he also moved identically and in perfet time as I did.
But he could'nt have been me cos he was'nt fat :huh:
Jonno :cool:
I just thought I'd throw this in there, wtf? :huh:
It started out about scat sex then just went downhill from then on. Hard to believe, isnt it?Quote:
Originally Posted by iMartin
Trust Jonno to fuck it up as usual.
:( I'm sorry, you know the effect you always had on me, always comes down to shit in the end :'(
Jonno :cool:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha thats true mate, very true.
I can see you in your giant nappy right now running around, with that great big fucking safety pin hanging out the side (as new giant-size nappies dont come with the up-to-date "velcro" attachment system).
It's also very difficult to get in a washing machine, it's bigger than my duve........duvet.....bedsheet :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy_billy_bats
Jonno :cool: