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I still need someone to take over the looking after of my 60+ fairies/pixies/elves.
But my Mini/cd's are going to my bro.
Video's/dvd's to pal.
Flat to mother.
Puter/diaries straight to the bonfire.
Is there a female composer before 1759 who deserves my headphones? I tink not.
meh, if I die's in the next month, make sure "he" knows what to do with the hard drive n stuff, and Bo knows he's a twat and I shall not haunt anyone at all. :snooty:
ooooh, I wanna be buried with Shauny, or married too if need be.
And please let my dictionary go to someone more needy. (if possible :blink: )
are you going to die soon?
Hopefully before I reach 28. :happy:
Ooh! I thought you had something likie a terminal ilnes.
I would like to die at 60 but in my sleep,
no pain.
I'm not ill, just sick in the head. :happy:
I wanna go trying to drink Big Daddy under the table.
I don't want to die yet but when my time comes I want to be surrounded by my loved ones .
Hope its my children hugging me , if not the local madame will do sure the wife will be at bingo !
Hee Hee .
i'll kill you and take your stuff if you want, missie? :unsure:
Hey! thats not fair, I had to reach it :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by missie
It's not so bad anyway, the worst bit being people saying "How old are you? you're nearly 30 arn't you" , but thats as bad as it gets.
Jonno :cool:
I want my fortune divided between my friends and family.
That way, they'll be able to buy... A pint, maybe two if it's cheap beer.
BTW, Miss, are there cases of farmsteads falling from the sky around where you live? No? Then, you're safe. :lookaroun
I`m taking all mine with me.:snooty:
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
You may take our lives, but you'll never take our peanut butter. :snooty:
i read the title i thought this was a Mrs Doyle thread :mellow:
:blink: Who's Mrs Doyle?
:D I want the headphones and yer stoned fly missie
;)For choo I leave the cookie crumbs :wub:
Meh, I wouldn't even leave you the fluff in my belly button.
Crumbs, I ask thee. :snooty:
:cry: Awwwww, c'mon, I at least deserve the fluff :w00t:
I leave my shoes to medical science :01:
Jonno :cool:
:dry: And what's medical science ever done to deserve such 'generosity' (stinky) Jonno?
:frusty: Where's me Missie fluff? I've been paintballing the walls and licking to distract me from the cigs.
Licking what? :naughty:
If not for medical science we wouldn't have tv progs like ER and the Young Doctors :01:
See my point now? :lol:
Jonno :cool:
Oddly enough, I have the sweats and am on the verge of losing my voice, so you can have my fluff. Just tell Mamma, I didn't......
Where there's a will I want to be in it.
:ohmy: A sweaty silent Missy?
:ph34r: Okaay, it's gone to far now.......... I'm afeared :cry:
Is that a Gareth Gates quote? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
:sick: Ewwwwwwwww, I can't believe I knew what you were on aboot.
:unsure: They're Pommie Idol contestants yeah?
Yes, also know as "Twats" :D
And aparently the newest lifeboat will be designed on Will Youngs chin :01:
Jonno :cool:
Why dont you give a percentage of your money to us at FST, we ARE part of your family, kind of?
I've been sent home from work.Quote:
Originally Posted by *goddess*
You'll be glad to know I've lost my voice. :unsure:
And the whole of the East Midlands sighs with relief. No singing in the shower tonight. :lookarounQuote:
Originally Posted by missie
It'll always be in the last place you look for it... :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by missie
Actually, I'm practising my crooning for later.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
They will not silence me that easy.
When lazy bum decides to get off the sofa, I'm sending him out for brandy and syrup. :happy:
Merv Hughes is on missie's sofa? :o
Oh great.
I shall now be riddled with nightmares too. :fist:
Lemmy = Ace of Shades. :01:
My work here is done. http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/6246/superman0yd.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by missie