...that the avaerage person touches an average of 11 genitals per day indirectly?:mellow:
Disturbing.:cry:
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...that the avaerage person touches an average of 11 genitals per day indirectly?:mellow:
Disturbing.:cry:
how indirect?
:huh:
never ever shake a teenagers hand
On the bus i get to feel this girls boobs but thats it :looksaroun
Sneaky tit-feels - FTW :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Robs
It's an art,you knowI hear :snooty:
Well, i heard it on radio, so it must be true... :snooty:
They were talking about how like 90% of girls wash their hands after using the bathroom and only 60% of guys do, then they went on to say on average you touch 11 genetils indirectly through pencils, door knobs, taps, etc. ;)
Where I work, there is just me and several girls.
How many times do you think I get my cawk indirectly rubbed during the day :naughty:
remember boyz and girls
licking door knobs, taps, empty bottles, etc etc
is bad ok
http://www.letusknow.org/family/noel...wall_thumb.jpg
Ross at your age I only pulled my pudding 5 times a day .
:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
BTW it's 11 DIFFERENT genitals per day, not the same over and over...
Damn it only takes a couple of seconds to wash your hands. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by rossco
Not if you do it properly :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker
Takes me around half a minute usually... how long do you wash your hands? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Same.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker
That's like 28 seconds longer than a couple of seconds, tho' :P
Couple of seconds = 30 to 40 sec.
Pffttt... so I was exaggerating a little bit... :P
If "genitals" come in sets, the actual number of "touches" must be much, much higher...Quote:
Originally Posted by rossco
I don't think boobs count, either. :P
keep in mind that theres prolly a percentage that lied about actually washing their hands which would bring the number up higher
if boobs counted I'd be bi
DO you touch a lot of boobs, then :unsure: :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by mathea
doesn't everyone?
Mainly, I'm allowed to touch just two. Well, four if man boobs are included.
Life sucks - how many do you Americans get access to?
depends. its alot easier for girls to get at others boobs than guys. a girl grabs ur boobs its funny, a guy does n they act all shocked n disturbed...
Great Thread...! :lol:
Is that why a lot of your male friends wear dresses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathea
Yeah ... I still remember teh pics.
Btw, I don't really see that many girls grabbing each other's boobs :(
maybe cuz there aren't as many farms over here so people have to interact with others like them?
I'm gonna pretend I get that and lol :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathea
well, maybe I hang with the wrong crowd... the kind of people that don't care who feels them up?
Does teabagging count?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...teabagging.jpg
Sounds like a quality crowd to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathea
I think you should treasure the times that you're all together :wub:
I wish I hadn't seen that
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Originally Posted by Cheese
Is n't that the oiky doiky and you feel them all about ? :D
I touch at least 20 genitals per day directly
is that bad?
So long as you're happy in your work and the guy pays, all is good. I guess :lookarounQuote:
Originally Posted by muchspl3
i think what manker was hoping to ask but too shy to is: how much u charge?
Damn my shyness :(
it's okay... you just need more practise is all
I don't know, I quite like evasive sarcasm.
Any ideas on how I should get some practice in, tho'?
erm, are there any minors still up and about?
Why. What you got in mind - something they shouldn't see?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathea
I really have over used this :naughty: smiley tonight :naughty:
well the last thing i need is a lawsuit from parents for teaching their kids deviant behavior