got fired from wurk today, on teh last day of training too :dry:
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got fired from wurk today, on teh last day of training too :dry:
whatd u do?
i gawt 48.2% onn teh final test and they called me in today right before work and said that it's too bad and that id struggfle despite the fact that i have done a total a 5 days consolidation and did fecking brilliantly and that i got 82.1% on the test before <_<
that hurts
That's feckin pish, nae luck mate.
They must have been a crowd of ham shanks anyway.
is that skotish for they were a bunch of wankers? :unsure: theuy people in the trasining group were kewl, but the agency weren't very nice:frusty:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
was the second test so much harder
or where you not prepared?
the questions were wurded harder - i found the test a bit hard, but i could do the actual work no probs :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Sorry to hear what happened bro. The good news is that you can now become a full time paranormal investigator.
I hear the pay is shite, but the lady you will be working with
is quite charming.
Peace bd
thnx that sounds pretty kewl, if a little familiar :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Isn't that your brother? I thought you were Bob Mulder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Peace bd
:(
Did you get a free uniform and regulation steel doc's? :unsure:
If so, devise a cunning plan to enter the building again as a normal worker and take revenge on the manager's kneecaps. heh heh heh. :happy:
i got a work pass on a bit of string which they confermoscated upon fireage :no:
and you didn't even swipe a measley stapler?
where's your sense of twisted evil revenge, man? :fist:
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i used their pens and coffee cups to make an 80's tv show nativity scene featuring danb - pics to follow soonish :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by missie
dan is in the nativity?
hope he didn't use the coffee cups for his second comming. :pinch:
obviously these plebs didn't realise what talent they had, if they let you go after displaying Tony Hart skills like that. :snooty:
tony hart? try ill rolf harris in his early dayz skillz ftw :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by missie
Bummer man :( sucks pretty bad.
Thats about right, would be like me doing a carpentry theory test, I'd prolly fail miserably, so typical tho, everyone wants a bit of paper to say you can do something :dry:Quote:
i found the test a bit hard, but i could do the actual work no probs
Jonno :cool:
I'm sure if it was BT who trained their staff, they'd let something like that slide, but because it’s an agency :ermm: one that’s being bought out by the end of the month :ermm:
iz carpentry hard, jonno? :unsure: how long does it take to learn and do they let you keep Knives and stuff? :ermm:
:lol: Is carpentry hard, depends on how dextrous you are I guess. It's 75% common sense same as most building work really. I'm not a joiner, I can't make doors,windows etc but I can do pretty much anything a carpenter does, I spent 5 years in an ironmoungers picking up tips. 2 years building with various builders and my father (who's a carpenter) and then went on my own, many things I had never done before, having someone hand you a £1000 oak door and tell you to hang it and you never actually hung a door on your own before it's a bit scary :lol:
Go learn it man, good money if you can get the work. But learn it from a carpenter on site, not a college.
Jonno :cool:
jebus was a carpenter - didn't work out for him though :ermm:
Thats cos he didn't know how to use a hammer, if he had used a hammer instead of using his hands and feet then the accident wouldn't have happend.
Actually, wasn't he a carpenters son?
Jonno :cool:
in the fashion of the christ he made some sort of stupid bowl or something - maybe he was a stupid bowl maker? :unsure:
:lol: I like that :lol:
Well I suggest growing a beard and becoming one of us wood boys, we don't only get wood in teh mornings :01:
Jonno :cool:
My pa is a carpenter, and me Ma is a virgin.
apperantly. :ermm:
:lol: lmao oh fuck! I knew there was something holy about you, I just thought t'was hash burns :unsure:
Jonno :cool:
me's not the Messiah. me's a very naughty boy. :naughty:
:ermm:
Y.......eah :ermm:
Are you brazillian?
Jonno :cool:
Bwian!!!!!!!!
just saw an advert on the telly for teaching jawbs, it said you get at least 19k a year - how hard can it be? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../fookknows.gif
Go for it,or join the old bill they pay well,they may even give you tazers and guns to play with.
tazers you say? :lookaroun
Shockin what they give the kids of today to play with
9 out of 10 kids today have not seen Teh X-Files, everQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
your joking! :OQuote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
i went to the job center today and they told me to go away and phone this number to register, so on the way home i stopped at two agencies, one had no work and the other has given me an appointment for Thursday. i also stopped by Connections who are a fucking joke. Just phoned up the job center line and they said I might be eligible to sign-on and that they'd call back on the 6th of october :ermm:
not a very good start :ermm: but on the plus side, i have a Pringles tube which was filled up with 2p's, there was a tenners worth overall which paid for a bottle of vodka and some red bull ftw :happy:
bugger :(
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Voddy n choke.