Ha ha!!!! :lol:
Zang! Who is that, stalking amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Sara, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She howls apocalyptically:
"For the love of beatings, I pillage like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"
Battle Cry
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Ha ha!!!! :lol:
Zang! Who is that, stalking amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Sara, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She howls apocalyptically:
"For the love of beatings, I pillage like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"
Battle Cry
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Lo! Who is that, stalking across the plains! It is Guillaume, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to hump you backwards in time, and add a notch to my bedpost!"
Who is that, prowling along the plains! It is Samurai, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"
:dry:
Who is that, skulking across the wasteland! It is Blythorama, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She cries thunderously:
"I'm going to pulverize you until you are unable to sit properly!!! :w00t:
Rather flat :mellow:Quote:
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging out of the terrain! It is AhctlucabbuS, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to clobber you with such disregard for common sense, it will be a new form of crime!"
Striding over the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Gripper103.2! And he gives a low grunt:
"I'm seriously going to hump you until Western Civilization implodes!!!"
YESH :w00t: :w00t: :naughty:
you knows it http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5593/eyebrows0qd.gifhttp://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5593/eyebrows0qd.gifhttp://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5593/eyebrows0qd.gifQuote:
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging along the hotel lobby! It is Mr. Mulder, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to hump you with such reckless abandon, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"
bah, i don't need no battle cry generator
i'd go charging into battle yelling "LJUNGBERG!!!"
Hi, Wiggles
!!!UNGULLULULEWEHH!!!
Who's that stomping through Westchester Horsheshiresfordhorfordshire..sighhhh....Township. It's Busy with his scimitar, long sword, battle axe, spiked club, mace, shurikens, and 2 glocks.
"I'm seriously going to fuck you so heinously, you will wake up from the Matrix"
Rampaging through the cliffs, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Ziggyjuarez! And he gives a mighty howl:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"
I'm gonna hit ya so hard you'll wish your daddy was impotent!!!
Here are my others....Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace"
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"
"I'm going to flog you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and dip you in uranium!!" :blink:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I lay waste to the landscape like a sentient bulldozer!!!"
"For the love of beatings, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"
"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!!"
"I'm going to bruise you into the danger zone, and launch you into deep space!!!"
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Sprinting amidst the cliffs, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Missie! And she gives a vengeful grunt:
"I'm going to bruise you like a first grade teacher, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"
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Prowling amidst the mountains, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Rossco! And he gives a spectacular cry:
"I'm going to clobber you with such disregard for common sense, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"
i don't really find these battle crys much good battlecry-wise. They're not very chanty really, i can't imagine charging across the plains with my sword held high, using all my breath to yell similies at the enemy.
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Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the tundra! It is Danb, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!!"
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Who is that, stalking out of the fields! It is ElvisLover, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh:
"As sure as predators devour prey, skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"
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Originally Posted by busyman
why can't you just use the generator like everyone else?
I'm gonna drop you like a turd from a really tall horse.
Quality :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Gee, thanks. :)
Zang! Who is that, sprinting out of the freeway! It is Biff, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He howls homicidally:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I slice through beating hearts like a river of pure piranha!"
Yeah I gotta use that one. :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Oohrah!
What happened to " Geronimo " Or do you want a peice of me !
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging over the mountains! It is Brotherdoobie, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to smack you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!"
Peace bd
'OMFG DID YOU JUST SEE THAT ?!?!?!' *points over there, then attacks*
:cool:
"Ftw :01: "
"TOUCH ME!! I'M HAPPY!!!" BBbbbbbbhrfhdgh
:blushing: oh stoppit you flirt ! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
:naughty:
i think your battlecry is BY FAR the best :naughty:
Yes, bound to catch them off gaurd, too. :naughty:
Yeah, they will welcome you with open hands and hearts.
:blink: And soon to be open ribcages.
So you favor evisceration, then?Quote:
Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
Very effective type of violence, that...
It's the fastest way to a man's heart.
:snooty: Food is the fastest way to a man's heart
for example a sharpened chicken thigh bone launched from some sort of endoskeleton projectile launcher
Very........incisive.:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl