Curley's Whip

:angry: Hold It!!! If anyone tries to take Curley's whip away...Canada will lead a coalition to retreive it! :lol: (see: Guestroom>Illegal?)

Curley's whip; what is it worth to you? No, it is not for ransom. Curley is still in possesion (and control). Please no monetary quotes. What would you trade, do, or otherwise commit for the pleasure?

Whip considered as is, no attachments, warranties, lessons or "work" history. Manual operation only (I think).

Requests for additional information, post as required. ;) Please don't pm Curley as this is an unauthorized request for proposals...no edit that to unauthorized request for comments. Curley has her own way of getting proposals.

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Originally posted by oldmancan@16 April 2003 - 19:28
Curley's whip; what is it worth to you? No, it is not for ransom. Curley is still in possesion (and control). Please no monetary quotes. What would you trade, do, or otherwise commit for the pleasure?

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I'm certainly interested in what people are prepared to offer!

PS.... You can make it as dirty as you want! ;)

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Originally posted by Curley+16 April 2003 - 19:45--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Curley @ 16 April 2003 - 19:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--oldmancan@16 April 2003 - 19:28
Curley&#39;s whip; what is it worth to you?&nbsp; No, it is not for ransom.&nbsp; Curley is still in possesion (and control).&nbsp; Please no monetary quotes.&nbsp; What would you trade, do, or otherwise commit for the pleasure?

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I&#39;m certainly interested in what people are prepared to offer&#33;

PS.... You can make it as dirty as you want&#33; ;) [/b][/quote]
I will trade my phone number (with Curley)
Cant be to dirty on here ;)
Or if you want dirty on here I will trade my
yellow stained y-fronts :o

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Originally posted by alan36uk@16 April 2003 - 19:53
I will trade my phone number (with Curley)
Cant be to dirty on here ;)
Or if you want dirty on here I will trade my
yellow stained y-fronts :o

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Ok Alan, PM me your number and i&#39;ll ring you.... you can show me what your really made of&#33; lol

/me waits for the excuses.

curly would you mind whipping me?

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Originally posted by Z@16 April 2003 - 12:28
curly would you mind whipping me?

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Dude, shut up you pervert...

Hey curly, would you mind whipping me?

I don&#39;t think you two are old enough :huh: :unsure: :blink:

Hmmm, ... I could get some handcuffs ... :P

* Curley handcuffs tilen76 to her bed
* Curley puts a blindfold on tilen76&#39;s eyes
* tilen76 gets excited
* Curley takes out her whip
...
<CENSORED>

(There are minors on this board, can&#39;t get too dirty or specific, ...) ;)

P.S. I&#39;m willing to do anything for a &#39;session&#39; with Curley&#39;s whip :P (and I&#39;m not even into all that SM stuff :o )

/me starts searching for cheap flight to UK ;)

OMG Tilen, I can&#39;t beleive you shared that with everyone&#33;

PS... Don&#39;t worry about a palce to stay ;)

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Originally posted by Curley@17 April 2003 - 00:12
OMG Tilen, I can&#39;t beleive you shared that with everyone&#33;

PS... Don&#39;t worry about a palce to stay&nbsp; ;)

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:">


Now I have already 4 places I have to visit and so little money and time. :(

(I will have to make a priority list) ;)

Well, its up to you, but my mum and dad says your welcome to sleep between them&#33;

Edit: Too much lager :(

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Originally posted by Curley@17 April 2003 - 00:29
Well, its up to you, but my mum and dad says your welcome to sleep between them&#33;

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:blink: :huh: :blink:

That just put you on the last place on my list. <_<

:)

Oh, I forgot to add, only if your naked.

curley i will pay you all my cheeez&#33;

I need a whip to keep Lamsey and Jay 2 Good under control&#33; :D

:blink: Weemouse is back......

Help








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Originally posted by Curley@17 April 2003 - 00:31
Oh, I forgot to add, only if your naked.

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Sleeping naked between your mum and dad??&#33; :o :o :blink: :huh: :blink:

/me is very confused now

Why do you need help?

lol im not going to interrupt in this private matter...

tilen have fun sleeping between her mom and dad :P lolz

oh jeeze....

oh jeeze.

I didn&#39;t mean that&#33;

What have I done?

Tilen, forgive me&#33;

Could Curley be 12? and her parents 27??? :rolleyes:

You won&#39;t be sleeping between them, but I won&#39;t mention where you&#39;ll be sleeping.... I won;t scare you off&#33;

Interesting, so far a couple of requests to be whipped, an offer of a telephone # , all Wee Mouse&#39;s cheese, or "anything" hmmm.

Not my call but looks like tilen 76 values Curley&#39;s whip above the rest of us.

What&#39;s an oldman got to offer? Well, something of value I mean.

I don&#39;t imagine it means much to Curley but I offer to trade my most valuable book. A rare find indeed. Elementary Questions and Answers for Marine Engineers published by Tod and McGibbon, 1911. Complete with pull out drawings. Good condition.

edit: include the cheese, Wee Mouse posted while I wrote this.

Oh dear :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by oldmancan@16 April 2003 - 23:43
Interesting, so far a couple of requests to be whipped, an offer of a telephone # or "anything" hmmm.

Not my call but looks like tilen 76 values Curley&#39;s whip above the rest of us.

What&#39;s an oldman got to offer? Well, something of value I mean.

I don&#39;t imagine it means much to Curley but I offer to trade my most valuable book. A rare find indeed. Elementary Questions and Answers for Marine Engineers published by Tod and McGibbon, 1911. Complete with pull out drawings. Good condition.

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OMC.... You win&#33;

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Originally posted by Curley+16 April 2003 - 22:45--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Curley @ 16 April 2003 - 22:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--oldmancan@16 April 2003 - 23:43
Interesting, so far a couple of requests to be whipped, an offer of a telephone # or "anything" hmmm.

Not my call but looks like tilen 76 values Curley&#39;s whip above the rest of us.

What&#39;s an oldman got to offer?&nbsp; Well, something of value I mean.

I don&#39;t imagine it means much to Curley but I offer to trade my most valuable book.&nbsp; A rare find indeed.&nbsp; Elementary Questions and Answers for Marine Engineers published by Tod and McGibbon, 1911.&nbsp; Complete with pull out drawings.&nbsp; Good condition.

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OMC.... You win&#33; [/b][/quote]
Damn....I missed the bidding&#33;

Story of my life :(

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Originally posted by Mathea@17 April 2003 - 00:43
If you get bored between her parents, come over here&#33; And no need to pack handcuffs and the like...I can get &#39;em from work&#33; :P

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And the funny thing is you&#39;re NOT working for the police. :P


Well, Curley when you get sober again, call me, but I&#39;m on my way to NY now. :P
And say hi to your parents for me. :D

Now, let&#39;s see, how many nautical miles is there from Slovenia to NY? Hmmm ... it might take months with my little boat. :( :(


(P.S. You&#39;re forgiven Curley.)

What it&#39;s over already. Obivously some people are not paying attention.

Curley, considering the time zones shouldn&#39;t you wait to see if any better offers come in. I&#39;m sure some will. Not that I not willing to trade... just want to be fair to the other lads. :P

take it and run&#33;&#33;~~~ lolz :P

:blink: :blink: :blink:

Your right

:blink: :blink: :blink:

Bring it on people&#33;&#33;

lol didnt you already choose one&#33;?&#33;? lolz... umm i thought oldmancan won already... shez going back on her word&#33;&#33;&#33; lol

:sleeping: Maybe &#036;1.............maybe. :sleeping:

going once curley? twice.... guess its not sold to her

This is not a contest. I didn&#39;t suggest Curley should give up (or give away) her whip. I merely asked what people would offer for it. I assumed that other may be as interested (read excited) about it.
Curley said that I won...but I think that was just the beer talking. Imagine her will to trade for an oldman&#39;s old book instead of taking tilen76&#39;s offer to "do anything".
Now while Curley says she is willing to trade for my book I think I have a better idea. I will share the book with her and she can keep the whip. Best to leave the dangerous things to the experts.
I watched a M.A.S.H. rerun last nite where Hot LIps got a whip from her fiancee. Damn, a guy could get hurt with one of those. &#39;Specially an old guy&#33;&#33;
@Curley, should I scan that book for you or do you want the hardcopy? lol

I have 3 melted easter eggs (its been hot here today) to offer
for the said "whip"
btw Curley I would not tempt you with my phone number :o

OMC.... I&#39;ll take the hardback version please :P

Alan.... No can do, unless you offer me some sausages&#33;

:lol: Your Naughty Curley, I would pay you in Kindness. :lol:

And lots of it ;)

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Originally posted by Chilly@17 April 2003 - 21:37
:lol: Your Naughty Curley, I would pay you in Kindness. :lol:

And lots of it ;)

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Why thank you Chilly&#33; I&#39;ll er.... bear that in mind&#33;&#33; :P

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Originally posted by Curley@17 April 2003 - 21:09
OMC.... I&#39;ll take the hardback version please :P

Alan.... No can do, unless you offer me some sausages&#33;

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OK OK OK a chocolate sausage it is &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Ewwwww..... I think i&#39;ll give that one a miss lol.

Thanks for the offer though&#33;