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its is Full Ooon again
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its is Full Ooon again
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Even tho' I've been really busy in work today (hence no posts) - I've been thinking about sex practically all of the time, it was starting to get annoying. Could it be because of the full moon?
I did think it was because I didn't get it last night, but who knows.
subconciously you want a girl to Oooon at the moon while you ....
but then again that could be an outdated theory
I think it's probably because you're a bloke... :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Nah, I'd previously decided that the 'blokes think of sex every six seconds' notion to be absurd. However, It really happened that way to me today'.
Perhaps the bloke who devised the theory - and its followers - didn't/don't have sex very often.
The Oon owns you whether you know it or not
Fst Oon Party?
You know that time when you went to the Netherlands and was supposed to visit Yogi - but then you didn't bother.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Was it because you were worried that his weird posting style may rub off on you :ermm: :D
why has it rubbed off web wize? :ohshit ohshit:
actually no not at all -there seem to be higher priorites in life than web buddies - sadly true
would still enjoy visiting him but i seem to need a time + efficiency manager to squash in multiple meetings into one.
Space X Time = % all at once - enjoyment of one / £ = ø
:blink: Dude, get your arse over to hardwareworld at once, you are overheating... :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Yeah, like we need a six second break. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
AHwoooooo spurt Ooon Organism
i have'lt beel abne to have a walk for days :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
i don't know if i like the fact that i find everything sexy :unsure:
Its the full moon.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Makes me horny but irritable...A winning and attractive combination. :unsure:
Or maybe its because you weren't posting? FST bad for libido.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Is your cawk getting in the way of typing properly :D
Too clever! :salute:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
:pinch:
I've just remembered that Dave posted before that he types with the keyboard on his lap.
:pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch:
the typos weren't intentional :(
i gotta go to the chemist for my mam now. sitting in a room full of pseudo-nurses will be fun :pinch:
Sounds good cause a row then have the making up rumpy pumpy :naughty: :naughty: :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
I think horny and irritable is fine.
Who cares, really, provided you get a shag.
Horny & Irritable = Bloke hiding in shed in fear.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You just reminded me of something. On the weekend I was chatting to one of my friends who asked me if I'd done anything 'special' with my shed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
I don't have a shed, as such, so I asked what he was on about - he said that he'd turned his into a wankatorium, complete with interweb connection and mini-fridge.
Sounds hawt, no?
you know fine well you'd just have an empty shed with some grass on the floor, a pole in the middle and a sheep tied onto said pole
:lol: :lol: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It's really not that often, in fact almost unheard of, for me to do a real lol because of a sheep joke. That was quality tho'.
:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I hope he's done it justice and decorated it porno-style.
I watched the Wallace and Grommit film last night.
Its a full moon you best hide your prize veggies :ph34r:
Well, that's the thing, he goes there to hide from his missus when she's in a mood (you reminded me of his reasoning) so he has to keep his shed looking like a shed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
The laptop is hidden and he's varnished the fridge door so that she doesn't realise he's making it habitable in there. I haven't seen it yet but he told me to pop around.
I'm dubious about his intentions, he didn't ask anyone else :unsure:
That reminds me where's Jonno dissapered to,is in on hols or did someone really piss him offQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Maybe Jonno converted his whole house into a wankatorium and sealed it off from the outside world.Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
And subsequently drowned.
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Originally Posted by manker
He's after some Manker-meat. :lol:
Its a good idea, every bloke needs somewhere to hide from us women when we're mental. I've got visions of flipping wall panels with cowprint on one side and manky shed on the other, sliding tissue holder and porno-wank chair which folds up like a transformer into an or'nery garden chair. All at the touch of a button or triggered by the sound of complaining female tones. :w00t:
:sick: Cum again? :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
A sliding tissue holder and a porno-wank chair sound like ideal xmas pressies :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
I must mention this to Mulder :shifty:
And a Chrome wank rag recepticle
I've kinda got one of those - everyone else thinks it's a meticulously clean ashtray.Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
In a shed like that a robotic arm would come and dab you off whilst you had a post-wank fag.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
The robotic arm sounds great but the other isn't so good - it's the last thing I'd want after a wank, unless he was going to fluff the cushions or tidy the place up a bit.
Hmmmm. They been putting hormones in your food again fella? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
:lol:
I think it's the lack of proper release these past coupla days :lookaroun
Any longer and your eyes will pop. :yikes:
Hey, you leave my social life out of this! :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker