Non-stick pans conundrum researched

Those of you who've bothered to read my inane babble will know what I mean already, the rest of you, tough, I'm not explaining.

Anyhoo, I decided to do some research into my non-stick pans not really being non stick due to them having stickers stuck on them theory. My scientific quest took me to the local tescos where I found the cookery devices in question situated in the aisle beside the dvd's. Upon seeing a spotty young lady working nightshift shelf-stacking (too ugly to put on the daytime, face like a clumsy bee-keeper, but i's straying from the point), I enquired as to how said pans could possibly be non-stick what with them having stickers on them.

I was met with a blank stare and the young lady promptly dissappeared. Next thing I know, I'm under cunning survailance from two crafty security guards; one hiding behind the budget £8 toasters at the end of the aisle, the other, casually pretending to be looking at the pans right beside me.

Needless to say, I moved off in a suspicious manner and led them on a wonderful game of cat and mouse through the babywear section. Ducking and diving behind rails and changing direction so to throw them off. I left after purchasing an egg and cress sandwich (74p) and watched as the two security enforcement fellows stood at the doorway observing me leave in my associate's car.

In conclusion, despite the cheap price of toasters in Tesco, I need to start going to Asda.

I'm a big fan of non-stick pants.

rly

Actually, Bo, if there is actually a question in there I divine that it is as follows:

Why do stickers/labels stick to non-stick pans?

Answer:

Since you (I'm taking a terrific chance here; I hope you appreciate the fact) don't eat stickers or labels (well, you don't, do you?), you can surmise that the "non-stick" attribute applies, but is not necessarily limited, to foodstuffs.

I'm sure there are several things that will stick to a non-stick pan, and more things than food that will not.

I'm sure an intrepid such as yourself can conduct informal testing in the privacy of your own kitchen (bedroom, what-have-you) to prove this? :)

Your hypothesis has been duely noted. From my research I've just performed this very moment, I have concluded that the pan can never truely be non-stick if anything can be stuck unto it, whether it be consumable to man or beast or not. They are just sheer frivolous claims made by "the man" to keep us happy in our throwaway culture. I'm sure it's the terrorists fault too, and internet-paedo-asylum seekers wearing hoodies.

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rly

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No, Not At All Rly.

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Your hypothesis has been duely noted. From my research I've just performed this very moment, I have concluded that the pan can never truely be non-stick if anything can be stuck unto it, whether it be consumable to man or beast or not. They are just sheer frivolous claims made by "the man" to keep us happy in our throwaway culture. I'm sure it's the terrorists fault too, and internet-paedo-asylum seekers wearing hoodies.

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The intellectual rigor of your work is also duly-noted.

I'll mention your work to the Nobel people when next I am in Oslo.

No need my man, they have already been on the tele-communicay, they're granting me funding for further research. The grant consists of a free upgrade from a medium coffee to large (milk is extra) in the local Asda cafe (weekends only) and 30 pence off my next purchase of fairy liquid (500ml or larger) redeemable in any Morrison's store nationwide.

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No need my man, they have already been on the tele-communicay, they're granting me funding for further research. The grant consists of a free upgrade from a medium coffee to large (milk is extra) in the local Asda cafe (weekends only) and 30 pence off my next purchase of fairy liquid (500ml or larger) redeemable in any Morrison's store nationwide.

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I see.

Well-versed in the routine, eh?

I could get you into the Knights of Malta if your research doesn't pan out-fancy sitting 'round with a silk sash in a comfy leather chair sipping cheap lambrusco with a bunch of ex-mafiosos? :P

These Knights you speak of.....do they have any contacts within in the psuedo-non-stick pan manufacturing world?

interesting. self is a reflection of avatar, not the other way round :blink:

que?

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que?

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He means that if he used a variation of JP's avatar, he'd prolly start talking pish. Hrm, prolly a bad example. If I started using JP's avatar, I might start talking pish too.

are you deformed :lol: That story rocked :01:

I might start doing customisation requests for 'em, name your team, and a custom avatar shall be yours

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I might start doing customisation requests for 'em, name your team, and a custom avatar shall be yours

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JP is on holiday.

It might be funny for five seconds if when he returned, we all had a variation of his avatar :mellow:

Didn't that happen to DanB once? I wasn't a member at the time but heard talk, like.

hehe, yes it would be rather comical, the old chap would spill his apple. (not a euphamisim)

Won't somebody please make me a custom avatar wot does suit me. I've tried many on and none quite fit. Will reward handsomely...

well I would but I have no idea who you are, so I doubt my abilities to make one to suit you

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Won't somebody please make me a custom avatar wot does suit me. I've tried many on and none quite fit. Will reward handsomely...

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http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4...selwibg9uo.jpg

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9...01g87884wf.jpg

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1...shninja0iq.gif

All created by my fair hand, except the last one. Which is me but was made by Sam^4.

Winners, all of 'em :01:

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Won't somebody please make me a custom avatar wot does suit me. I've tried many on and none quite fit. Will reward handsomely...

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Trying to think of what you've contributed to the board since you've started posting....










.... all I could think of was this:

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/429/busypwned0kv.gif

:rolleyes:

I made this one...
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/9675/untitled9la.jpg

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Won't somebody please make me a custom avatar wot does suit me. I've tried many on and none quite fit. Will reward handsomely...

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Trying to think of what you've contributed to the board since you've started posting....










.... all I could think of was this:

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/429/busypwned0kv.gif

:rolleyes:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Class. Name your reward...

Manker, yours give me the heeby-jeebies. :fear:

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I might start doing customisation requests for 'em, name your team, and a custom avatar shall be yours

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JP is on holiday.

It might be funny for five seconds if when he returned, we all had a variation of his avatar :mellow:

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Quick and dirty job but it should fairly easy integrating your team's shirt in it: http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5...irttemp7nk.gif

..or your flag.

http://img450.imageshack.us/img450/2...england8tg.gif

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Class. Name your reward...

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Ummmm, I dunno, whatcha got? :unsure:

Bag of chocolate pennies?

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Bag of chocolate pennies?

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:snooty:

Big bag?

Medium to large. Fairly new, not leftover from last christmas or anything, no bitemarks, although the others in the office have been coveting them all week.

Or, a paperclip chain, made lovingly over many months.

Go on then, I'll have the pennies ;)

Barbie's > My avatar suggestions.

Quality :lol:

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Bo, sorry and all that but even if you refer to yourself as 'cawk' and make me pretty pictures - I still won't love you in that way :(

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/9675/untitled9la.jpg

I've got a badge-making kit in my middle drawer...

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I've got a badge-making kit in my middle drawer...

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Euphemism :unsure:

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I've got a badge-making kit in my middle drawer...

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Euphemism :unsure:

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:w00t:

No!

Have just wasted twenty mins at work making a "busyman pwned" badge....just to see if I could, like.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You really did have a badge making kit in your middle draw :lol: :blink:

Btw, real people will think you're a mentalist if you wear your Busyman pwned badge to the pub ... I know this only too well :no:

manker = blyth


no doubt about it

Yeah, right. I wouldn't turn down my own cyber invitations, like wot she does :snooty:

she turns down her own cyber invitations. anyway i know you're here, but what happened to megan?

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she turns down her own cyber invitations. anyway i know you're here, but what happened to megan?

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She was from the ED forum, Blyth was not, she was here already 'cept lurking, like.

Maybe Megan didn't come back because the hawtness exuding from the pants thread overwhelmed her.

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