the cat shit in the corner so i put disinfectant on it. then while i was talking to my mum the dog snuck in and ate the cat shit/disinfectant..... fuck
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the cat shit in the corner so i put disinfectant on it. then while i was talking to my mum the dog snuck in and ate the cat shit/disinfectant..... fuck
That's how you make us sick. :sick:
Letting him eat cat shit and disinfectant should make a dog sick - so you've made a good start on the canine-vomit project.
Seriously tho ... no idea :unsure:
i tried to take her down the garden to eat grass but she wouldn't leave the house. my mam told me to give her milk to neutralise to disinfectant, so she's had nearly a pint :01:
hydrogen peroxide. get it from your mums bleach bottle she uses to dye her hair, cos i bet she is a blond slapper.
Heimlich maneuver? :lookaroun
its only sheep he hemmlicks
You're just healous 'cos your mum is also your sister :lookarounQuote:
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His dads his uncle ? ............. Yikes duelling banjos :happy:
My friend said "Thats owned"
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Ah shit was waiting for an opportunity to use this joke but what the heck .
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend, lying in bed, replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, dick head."
The man responds:
" I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you." ." :blushing:
Hey just dawned om me can't you stick a finger down their throat ? Works for me .
she's alive :01:
My friend said "thats retarded" :01:Quote:
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Robs.
Jah mon.
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Robs.