The doctor asked me to bring in a urine sample, that's just a little bit gross. How am I supposed to pee in a test tube, my aim tends to be a bit off.
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The doctor asked me to bring in a urine sample, that's just a little bit gross. How am I supposed to pee in a test tube, my aim tends to be a bit off.
Drugs screening again, you pothead? :dry:
There's a joke somewhere here involving sugar, drugs, and the doc mentioning diabetes. Can't think of it right now, about to reach 4,999 posts :01: FTW0rz!!!
Isn't that when you're supposed to go away forever, yogi-style? :unsure:
edit: oh, no. That's when manker owes you 20 quids. :01:
Urine is sterile anyway - just ask JP and gemby.
Btw, rod off, Gurahl :01:
Easy there, fella. I'm still a recovering rodsman. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by Guillaume
You're the John Locke of interweb fisherfolk.
rod/cawk splicing is all the rage in France... :mellow:
i see you took my advice :naughty:Quote:
Ewww, Urine Sample
Pregnancy test???? These doctors just take the piss!!
Hmm, I think I'll see how many bowls of Sugar Puffs© I can get through before I pee around and hopefully in the test tube.
aww your having a test tube sugar puff baby :happy:
have we ever worked out why your piss smells of sugar puffs after eating them?
Beckham penalty n.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
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A piss which combines high speed and inaccuracy, hitting everywhere except its intended target.
maybe its cos the 'honey' isnt actually honey.....:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
But Urine-Monster isn't so cuddly. :cry:
he isnt cuddly !! he sounds scary :cry:
im wondering what they actually do with it.
drink it, according to gemby
Just been watching science abuse and apparately extra strong mints,asparagus and sugar puffs make your wee wee smell,and if you eat a jar of beetroot it'll come out pinkish loike.
I find Stagg chilli also makes my wee smell :happy:
Thats not bad for tinned stuff,their vegetable chilli's noice as well, in baked potatoes