I'm gonna buy 20 turkeys now,and about a week before crimble I'm gonna sell em on ebay,after "bird flu " has wiped em all out I'll be a millunare..rodney!!!:w00t: :w00t: :01:
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I'm gonna buy 20 turkeys now,and about a week before crimble I'm gonna sell em on ebay,after "bird flu " has wiped em all out I'll be a millunare..rodney!!!:w00t: :w00t: :01:
you seem to be going purelly for the american market
i suggest you expand by specialising in turkey liver pate.
foie gras...??? yes less bulk more profit...luvly jubly ..well dun rodders here's a fiver go get a ruby
sell the feathers as lingerie
ohhh you are a cunning one,you should be a business man
sell the feathers as lingerie :naughty:
the beek as nail extensions
the feet as afrodesiaks
and ofcourse the wings for fame
Tickle you're fancy sir...
waste not want not
if i had that many turkeys id make them all have sex with each other :ermm:
thanks for giving?
:sick:
:naughty:
Bit difficult 'cause thems usually dead when I gets 'em from Tesco's,I could always have sex with them to tenderize 'em loike.
Ready stuffed turkeys for sale,more luvely lukre
if you do have the sex with said turkeys, take photies and show them to us all :ermm:
:lol:
this thread is canibalistically racist
http://www.viva-turkey.ru/images/turkey-map.jpg
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
turkeys don't have sex, they only gooble. :pinch:
remind me to delete that later.
They what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
gobble,do they spit or swallow
:fist: gawd damn those quote tags.
and just so you all know, i've never plucked a turkey in my life. :pinch: