yep 3 years today since I have had sex time flys doesn't it??
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yep 3 years today since I have had sex time flys doesn't it??
is it a Religious thing?
I don't know whether to point and laugh, or offer you manker.
Is it a medical problem or are you to hideous for contact with the opposite or same sex???
The first option is less cruel, I guess.Quote:
I don't know whether to point and laugh, or offer you manker.
I'd be no good. Adster's cawk has obviously fallen off.
Three fecking years! :lol: :(
Oops, that was unintentional - The three years I wrote should hardly have been interspersed with 'fecking'.
:ermm:
3-non fecking-years,does that include self abuse???
Stop rodding, gripper.
The innuendo will make Ad mess his Y-Fronts.
LMAO
well i do wank 3 times a day to make up for it
I think my record was 13 times in a day I cummed for
Bugger.
Sara said her boyfriend came 10 times in a day - I thought it was pish (not literally - duno if she's into that) - but it seems it is possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
My record was like five or six times when I was about 15 :dabs:
Adster it's ok, I don't see it as a problem like the others :-p
Some people arnt driven by sex.
and
JESUS YOU PEOPLE CUM TO MUCH LOL
Most i ever did was 3 times, with and with a partner.
this 13 times was dec 31st 1999 4 of the times was with my ex I would have bene 18 and her 16 the other r9 was ummm my work I remember counting all the times that day dunno what it was but was horny as hell that day
so whilst everyone was out celebrating the new millenium, you were wanking? noice
something like that was a party over at my exs family place in Sydney had 100s of people over for some reason she looked twice as hot that day too
underwear lost its colour
Was she sweating a lot?Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
Fat birds try harder :dabs:
Edit: That was teh h4r5h, sorry :schnauz:
well funny you said that then she was fine apparently now shes pretty fat put on a lot of weight since i left the bitch
Erm.... happy anniversary? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
Always a good thing that, I moved into my house with a hawt eighteen year old blonde when I finished uni - it lasted for about a year and then I had to pay her money I didn't have to get her out of my house.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
I see her infrequently, and she is hawt no more and probably heavier than I am :01:
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Originally Posted by NikkiD
dont you mean sad anniversary :( :cry:
Do you have The Monkey or something?:huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
I believe that if you go three years without sexual intercourse you are legally considered as being a virgin again.
I was without for about 18months...I think that the desire to seek it out fades over time, probably to stop people going crazy. :lol:
I actually think it is more likely due to a drop in sex hormone levels, the less you have, the less you want synddrome.
I went without for a year, most times it was alright owing to the above phenomenon but there were occasions I thought I was going to go insane with frustration. :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara
Its been three months now....and I am getting a little tense. :(
P'raps you and adster could......
It has been three months because I have taste....Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
How long will it be before you lose your taste.....:shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
About three months.
/me marks his calender.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
/me thinks mmm is that now,or her being a cunning woman,HAPPY NEW YEAR
:lol:
noted.:shifty:
Continue with the self abuse Ad. It's easier.
Peace bd
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Originally Posted by Adster
my gawd, you're famous now. :happy:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...sie77/usht.jpg
Are you even.... you know..... making an effort? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
..definetly Guinness Book of records stuff Ad... Would you like me to send your name to them, to find out where you "stand?" :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
:lol: