I can was 13 thoguth shit that feels good Im gonna keep doing it
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I can was 13 thoguth shit that feels good Im gonna keep doing it
how can I forget right now? :naughty:
oh, you didn't mean of today...
Yeah, I can. Told all of me mates in school the next day.
Sounds really gay, now that I think about it :dabs:
funny i never told my mates in school guesss when your young 13 or so its a insult for someone to tell you you wank
funny how things change
It was the main topic of conversation in the playground of my school from the ages of about eleven to fourteen - then it moved onto shagging once the girls got a bit sluttified, like.
girls? tell the truth...
I keep thinking popper bo is jpaul for some reason
Yes, shagging girls, we used to talk about that all of the time.
First rule of sheep club - don't talk about sheep club.
Why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
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Originally Posted by Adster
Adblock solved that for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
Adblock FTW.
yeah. my mate told me to try it :pinch:
alone obviously. on my own :ermm:
ive never been caught wanking at all although my ex came in once and said what are you doing when my hand flang out of my pants in 20 seconds
was looking at somthing very nice on the net
my PC crashed on porn once when my bro walked in. he laughed and asked if it's good :pinch:
i think my mum found some porno mags under my bed and threw them away. closest i'm aware of to being caught
I was naked, listening to music on my headphones having a wank on my bed with my eyes closed - when I'd finished, I saw that my Mam had popped in and left a steaming hot cup of tea by the side of my bed* :dabs:
* Actually, that's not true but my mate said it happened to him and I've read several accounts of of almost exactly the same story on the interweb ... so I decided to pretend an urban legend had happened to me ftw.
i knew a guy who would have had a wank....Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I was naked, listening to music on my headphones having a wank on my bed with my eyes closed - when I'd finished, I saw that my Mam had popped in and left a steaming shit by the side of my bed...
I moved out not long after
:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
ok that was fucking sick
but thast one way to make someone give up wanking
Did Dave mean that he knows a guy who would have had another wank due to the thought of his mother seeing him wanking?
oh I remember the night before the tigers grand final I preyed to god that for the tigers to win and that if they did I would;t wank for a week I just wanted them to win 1 Grand final while I was alive been so shit for 15 years
anyway they won
next day later on Monday I was wanking again its fucking too addictive
OK Ive never had any drugs before or smoked not 1 cigarette
but masturbation is a fucking addiction
i was going on the lottery urban legend again but didn't know how to finish it :pinch:
:lol: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
I see -- I got it last time, but that really was just too vague, mate!
Yes
My first venture into the world of onanism was in black and white.
13, in front of a mirror :blushing:
8, in front of my uncle bill :blushing:
In front of a mirror... um why? :)
Anyway I can't remember how old I was but I guess I finally did it after hearing everyone all the time talking about "wanking" etc... Peer pressure heh :lol:
13. I didn't know what was going on, and my orgasm really surprised me.
Likewise :blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
12 in the bath ... and had a minor panic attack because I thought I had broken something.
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Originally Posted by Biggles
me too. i thought i had some sort of illness. I remember suspecting it was something you shouldn't talk about though. girls did not talk about it in the same way as boys did.
It certainly was a memorable WOW:w00t: moment in my life,wish I'd thought to have something to hand to clean up with:lol:
Did you know what you were doing? I mean, was it a premeditated moment. "right, its about time I tried this" or did you "discover" it accidently?Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
Unplanned,was reading a book in bed got to a erotic bit and things kinda started happening,can clearly remember the pressure building up then BANG and laying there thinking WTF:w00t:
Once discovered it becomes a boys favourite toy:lol: :lol:
It was accident all the way for me. Bloody thing went off in me hand. Nearly drowned as I slid about in the bath trying to stop what I thought was a major leak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
:lol: :lol: :lol: I bet you was thinking "it's mine I'll wash it as fast as I like",.
I found I developed a very good visualization thing in me head,only had to spot an accidently flash of thigh or bosom(or deliberate) to store in head for replay and expansion later on.
Pan's People on Top of the PopsQuote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2
:naughty:
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Originally Posted by Biggles
EEEEEEWWWWWW. Pan's People really freak me out.
They were a lot younger then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
Even vids from then freak me out. I don't know what it is but even when I was a bairn I would run screaming when they were on. Whatsitcalled? Panophobia?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles