Suicide

I've never seriously considered killing myself

Not going to say much, I Seriously considered only 7 weeks ago
but ya got to think of ya family & friends,
At the end off the day, the people who got you to that stage wound not give a f**k.
you're got to think of the people who realy love you,
could you f**k there lives up, I could not do that to my mother, she's all i've got at the mo & thanks Mum

I think I only had the standard teenage somewhat serious considerations.

is it winter again?

Seriously considered, although figuring out the best way to do it is a challenge....

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Originally Posted by Linkin Park

Seriously considered, although figuring out the best way to do it is a challenge....

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if i was gonna commit suicide i'd jump off something really high, so at least i can know what it's like to freefall before dying. something no-one else knows :unsure:

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

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Originally Posted by Linkin Park

Seriously considered, although figuring out the best way to do it is a challenge....

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if i was gonna commit suicide i'd jump off something really high, so at least i can know what it's like to freefall before dying. something no-one else knows :unsure:

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Thats lame-o... If perfer something fast like bullet to head.

I'd lick a hooker's ass.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide
(scroll down)

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Originally Posted by Formula1

I'd lick a hooker's ass.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide
(scroll down)

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:lol: :lol: :lol: !!!!!

No, I'm too scared of physical pain :cry:

tried it, failed and spent 2 weeks in hospital

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Originally Posted by TheRealDave

tried it, failed and spent 2 weeks in hospital

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Mike told me that was an accident...:unsure:

I don't want to die naturally, some euthanasia groups promote using an inert gas to displace the oxygen in your lungs.

Don't want to tortured before I die!
Death take me swiftly and blissfully!

I want CIA suicide pills for when I know i'm going to die, so i dont suffer.
Alternate is to die in my sleep :snooty:

Maybe I'll become so demented that I forget how to eat.
Happens commonly with late stage Alzheimer's.

Better yet, I might choke on a cube of jello.

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Originally Posted by rossco

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Originally Posted by TheRealDave

tried it, failed and spent 2 weeks in hospital

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Mike told me that was an accident...:unsure:

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nah, wouldnt really call 12 sleeping pills an accident :unsure: all is well now though:)

however it was one hell of an experience.. seeing all sorts of weird stuff and waiting for my heart to stop, feeling it beat by beat getting slower and slower

don't tell me you used the otc stuff, cuz it never works.

What scares me the most are the girls who suddenly decide to swallow all the pills in the cabinet. Painful and ineffective.

Long time no see TheRealDave :wave:

If I ever decide to kill myself, here's how:

1. take shit loads of drugs and get REALLY high
2. kidnap a hooker
3. grab her and start ferkin her cunt
4. Jump off the CN tower with her while still havin intercourse
5. Orgasm before hitting the ground
6. Hopefully my sperm soldiers will find some old guy and suffocate him
7. The hooker will cushion my fall and I will be uninjured
8. Do it over again yay

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Originally Posted by Seedler

If I ever decide to kill myself, here's how:

1. take shit loads of drugs and get REALLY high
2. kidnap a hooker
3. grab her and start ferkin her cunt
4. Jump off the CN tower with her while still havin intercourse
5. Orgasm before hitting the ground
6. Hopefully my sperm soldiers will find some old guy and suffocate him
7. The hooker will cushion my fall and I will be uninjured
8. Do it over again yay

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LOL.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

If I ever decide to kill myself, here's how:

1. take shit loads of drugs and get REALLY high
2. kidnap a hooker
3. grab her and start ferkin her cunt
4. Jump off the CN tower with her while still havin intercourse
5. Orgasm before hitting the ground
6. Hopefully my sperm soldiers will find some old guy and suffocate him
7. The hooker will cushion my fall and I will be uninjured
8. Do it over again yay

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If she cushions your fall, how will you die?

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Originally Posted by Seedler

I've never seriously considered killing myself

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why not give it a chance.


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Never seriously considered it.But i do love the idea of no longer haveing to live:lookaroun
straight to JESUS LAND:01: