Would you rather have sex with...

Would you rather have sex with a fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl

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your best same-sex friend?


You have to choose one or you'll get ass raped by them both...ouch:O

My posts seems to be lost in the great black sea...

As it happens I already responded to this thread, but my post is lost... ?

How is the advice seeking coming along?

i don't think it'd be possible to get a stiffy :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Seedler

amputated girl

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Arms or Legs? :unsure:

i for one choose death

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Originally Posted by Monkeee

i for one choose death

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I also would rather die...

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8246/flogo3jx.jpg

What if your best same-sex friend *is* the ugly, sweaty, amputated girl?

id hit both.at the same time.twice :naughty:

i would have quite a few pints of stella then try me luck with all three of the birds.

Same sex best friend, because she's got the limbs to make me a brew afterwards.

I would choose death also.

I'd take the amputee.

Never did it with one of those before and Sherilyn Fenn was hawt in Boxing Helena :naughty:

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I'd take the amputee.

Never did it with one of those before and Sherilyn Fenn was hawt in Boxing Helena :naughty:

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I wondered how long it would take for some sicko to pick up on that!

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Originally Posted by manker

I'd take the amputee.

Never did it with one of those before and Sherilyn Fenn was hawt in Boxing Helena :naughty:

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I wondered how long it would take for some sicko to pick up on that!

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You've called me an old perv and a sicko today.

:o :o :o :P

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I wondered how long it would take for some sicko to pick up on that!

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You've called me an old perv and a sicko today.

:o :o :o :P

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If the flat cap fits, my boy! I'm ill so you'll forgive me, right? At least I haven't called you a tranny-kissing, lipstick-wearing, wanks-through-fishnet-tights, wuss. That one is reserved for Bo.

I'm an old perv anyway. I keep looking at hotties and realising they're no older than 18. :cry:

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Originally Posted by Blyth

wanks-through-fishnet-tights

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Sounds hawt :lookaroun

15-18 year old girls who go to pubs and look my age should be barred for life!

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Originally Posted by Blyth

wanks-through-fishnet-tights

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Sounds hawt :lookaroun

15-18 year old girls who go to pubs and look my age should be barred for life!

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Agreed. :blink:

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Originally Posted by manker

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wanks-through-fishnet-tights

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Sounds hawt :lookaroun

15-18 year old girls who go to pubs and look my age should be barred for life!

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Agreed. :blink:

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Are you agreeing with both or just one of the above statements :unsure:





:naughty:

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Sounds hawt :lookaroun

15-18 year old girls who go to pubs and look my age should be barred for life!

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Agreed. :blink:

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Are you agreeing with both or just one of the above statements :unsure:





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The latter, but to comment on the former,
boys wanking through fishnet tights is pervy, Girls doing same, I happen to know, is rather nice.

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Agreed. :blink:

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Are you agreeing with both or just one of the above statements :unsure:





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The latter, but to comment on the former,
boys wanking through fishnet tights is pervy, Girls doing same, I happen to know, is rather nice.

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O rly.

It does sound as if it would be nice, a girl doing it, I mean.

You got any vids or a link to one on Empornium http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/angel_not.gif

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Originally Posted by manker

You've called me an old perv and a sicko today.

:o :o :o :P

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If the flat cap fits, my boy! I'm ill so you'll forgive me, right? At least I haven't called you a tranny-kissing, lipstick-wearing, wanks-through-fishnet-tights, wuss. That one is reserved for Bo.

I'm an old perv anyway. I keep looking at hotties and realising they're no older than 18. :cry:

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I didn't realise you'd been looking at me:blink:

on an unrelated note; 19 in a few weeks ftw!1!

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

If the flat cap fits, my boy! I'm ill so you'll forgive me, right? At least I haven't called you a tranny-kissing, lipstick-wearing, wanks-through-fishnet-tights, wuss. That one is reserved for Bo.

I'm an old perv anyway. I keep looking at hotties and realising they're no older than 18. :cry:

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I didn't realise you'd been looking at me:blink:

on an unrelated note; 19 in a few weeks ftw!1!

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Bo is not a hottie, except in those fishnets. :ph34r:

pfft, how would you know?:snooty:

I told her :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Would you rather have sex with a fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl

or

your best same-sex friend?


You have to choose one or you'll get ass raped by them both...ouch:O

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That's easy.....the fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl.

Why are you putting Blythorama in this pseudopoll?

Nvm, you said fat.

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I told her :dabs:

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I hope it was all good:naughty:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Would you rather have sex with a fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl

or

your best same-sex friend?


You have to choose one or you'll get ass raped by them both...ouch:O

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That's easy.....the fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl.

Why are you putting Blythorama in this pseudopoll?

Nvm, you said fat.

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:blink:

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Would you rather have sex with a fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl

or

your best same-sex friend?


You have to choose one or you'll get ass raped by them both...ouch:O

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That's easy.....the fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl.

Why are you putting Blythorama in this pseudopoll?

Nvm, you said fat.

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Fuck off you sad, smallminded little-dicked wanker.

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Originally Posted by manker

I told her :dabs:

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I hope it was all good:naughty:

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I used you as a hook to get her interested.

Two up later?

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Originally Posted by Busyman

That's easy.....the fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl.

Why are you putting Blythorama in this pseudopoll?

Nvm, you said fat.

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Fuck off you sad, smallminded little-dicked wanker.

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Did manker tell you that as well.:lol:

:glag: bookends?

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Originally Posted by Busyman

That's easy.....the fat, ugly, sweaty and amputated girl.

Why are you putting Blythorama in this pseudopoll?

Nvm, you said fat.

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Fuck off you sad, smallminded little-dicked wanker.

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Later, as soon as you get fat (again) and can take your rightful place in this poll. :snooty:

...you cockeyed, shit-for-brained, femur bone.:D

Hi.

My name is Busyman and I'm going to say all the things to people on the interweb that I'm too scared to say in real life.

Whats with starting on me busy. If you recall the thread you are referring to, I said I am not anorexic. I am a currently a curvy size 12 (uk size) with a healthy relationship with food. I have had experience with the shit you are refering too as you know, but not presently. You complete and utter wanker.

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Hi.

My name is Busyman and I'm going to say all the things to people on the interweb that I'm too scared to say in real life.

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Okkkkkayyyy.:huh:

(manker has an identity crisis:unsure: )

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Whats with starting on me busy. If you recall the thread you are referring to, I said I am not anorexic. I am a currently a curvy size 12 (uk size) with a healthy relationship with food. I have had experience with the shit you are refering too as you know, but not presently. You complete and utter wanker.

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I didn't say you were anorexic...but you are cockeyed.

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Whats with starting on me busy. If you recall the thread you are referring to, I said I am not anorexic. I am a currently a curvy size 12 (uk size) with a healthy relationship with food. I have had experience with the shit you are refering too as you know, but not presently. You complete and utter wanker.

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I didn't say you were anorexic...but you are cockeyed.

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you said not fat. wtf does that mean, if not to suggest skinny?

He's being a cawk to get a reaction, same old, same old.

Blyth - you DARE let him get to you :lol: