Poem Help! ! !

I need someone who is KIND enough to help me make a love poem directed to a girl. . . Ignore the name of my sn. . . I want ot make an acrosstic poem . . . using the word
C
U
L
T
I
V
A
T
O
R
And if you can make it ryhme...i prefer a love related poem. . . if youw anted to know what cultivator means...it means Helper. . . So i really need someone to help me make one...i have tried many with that word but none seems to work... I would appreaciate it if you could be so kind as to help me form some. Thanks

Cuming you is just so fine,
Up and down no need to wine.
Licking here,
Touching there,
Insects going everywhere.
V is just the spot to phuck,
Above the chin if just more luck.
Today we will just go mate, with me
On top its just your fate.
Rivers shall flow during our date.



Hey, its an idea...

Yoshie GOOD JOB that is great....cept one thing... i don't wnat it liek that more love but no ACTUAL LOVE MAKING....thanks for trying though

All you said was to make it related to love. So I did...

Can you feel my love for you?
Understand that it is true.
Love is something that is in our hearts.
That is why I hold back those farts.
I cannot bear the shame or chance,
Volcanic gases may fill my pants.
Another moment and I will burst,
Then you'll think that I'm the worst.
Our love is strong, and I and glad
Ripping a few good ones ain't so bad.

LOL !!! :lol:

those are pretty good lol
even if they are of no use for him

:D :D :D

Spindulik....that is good until it kind "Changes" otherwise that is a good start. But plz will anyone get REALLY serious and relate it to love (girl) but no SEX/ Offensive stuff.. Thanks

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Originally posted by swarnel@19 April 2003 - 05:47
those are pretty good lol
even if they are of no use for him

:D :D :D

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Thanks.

I started my poem very seriously. Trying to help the guy out. You still can use the first few verses, but I just went blank. Couldn't finish it. I was so compelled to finish it with the fart jokes. Sorry.

Oh well.

Maybe somebody can finish it nicely.

seriously, dont use that word. its not really what youre looking for. it has more to do with gardening, farming, cultivating, and the such. not so much helper, if thats what you thought. but anyways...

Come on girl, my love for you's true

Unbelievable that you love me too

Love is what makes this relationship last

Till no health, no weath, or u hear me pass gas
(sorry for that, couldnt help it :lol: )

Till forever, until an eternity's passed

I will always cherish you

Vvvvv....cant think of anything!

Admiration i have for you

Tonight we will make love so true

Oh no i smell something really strong

Ripped a big one through your thong!

sorry man i just couldnt resist! ;)

:D :D :D :lol: :lol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL LOL LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA LOL! OMG! SO PHUCKING FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol:

Hey LecentiousBastard, you can always try to make your girl smile!

also, dont use CULTIVATOR and second, you should write it yourself, cheapskate! ;) :P :P

I never said i was posting i was doing i for a friend...which i don't like...so it is ok..also it is a rare term...and it does mean helper....Dictionary.com definition 5 +6, it is just rare, common = farming

so then she wont know if the definition u want is not common! use some sense man. cultivator just sounds weird, unless shes really into gardening. and even then...use thesaurus.com or microsoft word to help u. really, dont use that word! :lol:

also, if you dont like the guy, just give him mine! :D

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Originally posted by LecentiousBastard@18 April 2003 - 21:56
I never said i was posting i was doing i for a friend...which i don't like...so it is ok..also it is a rare term...and it does mean helper....Dictionary.com definition 5 +6, it is just rare, common = farming

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So you are trying to help a friend you dont like?

ok, erm...I'm not english, but I love poetry, so I just gave it a go:

Can it be true?
Unabeted love between me and you..
Like the sound of
Tiny tinkling chrystals
Is your voice
Vacuity, when you are not here
All my being is nothing but love for you
Through the gates of hell
Or the golden doors of heaven
Rest assure, my love, I'll be there for you.....

That isn't bad but fi it rhymed it would be better

Crazed and damaged I've become
Unthinkable, but God it's true
Love has warped this steady soul
Taken all of me for you
Is this the end of me ?
Voices, shadows in my head
Are they what's left of me ?
Then take my heart unbled
Or brush me with your love....
Rescue me instead. :(

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Originally posted by LecentiousBastard@19 April 2003 - 14:33
That isn't bad but fi it rhymed it would be better

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yeah...but I don't like poems that rhyme....they look, I don't know, childish in a way...

:)

Riddler that is GoOd, also Skweeky i don't hink it is childish, i think it is harder to make a poem that rhymes rather than one that doesn't. That is my opinion though. Thanks Ridler good work =P

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Originally posted by Skweeky+19 April 2003 - 08:51--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 19 April 2003 - 08:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--LecentiousBastard@19 April 2003 - 14:33
That isn&#39;t bad but fi it rhymed it would be better

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yeah...but I don&#39;t like poems that rhyme....they look, I don&#39;t know, childish in a way...

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Childish?

Poetry was first, song.

The bard would strum his mandolin and sing of love and war and noble deeds.

The only reason there are poems that don&#39;t rhyme or at least have a decent rhythm, is that back a few decades ago, a few stupid people missunderstood the lack of rhyme or rhythm in &#39;translated&#39; poetry, to mean that a poem did not need rhyme or rhythm.

&#39;What fools these mortals be&#39;.

Any idiot can write a poem when you remove those limitations.

A true poet writes from the soul/heart/what-have-you. As a poem it has a natural flow...A form that can usually be immediately distinguished from...Oh...Say...A story.

Might I suggest you read translated poetry in its original form.

That said...Here is my attempt:

Cultivator

Cold is my heart without you,
Unknowing of love&#39;s gentle heat.
Lost in the darkness, longing.
Till again, you and I shall meet.

I am a fool for your sweet kiss.
Vanity that I should even try.
All that I am, I give you.
Take me now, or I shall die.
Or live in misery for what I missed.
Remembering, till in my grave I lie.

jee, it&#39;s just my opinion you know.....anyway, poetry sounds different in every language, and I assure you, that Dutch isn&#39;t exactly the best language to write rhyming poems in...

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Originally posted by Z@19 April 2003 - 06:37
seriously, dont use that word. its not really what youre looking for. it has more to do with gardening, farming, cultivating, and the such. not so much helper, if thats what you thought. but anyways...

Come on girl, my love for you&#39;s true

Unbelievable that you love me too

Love is what makes this relationship last

Till no health, no weath, or u hear me pass gas
(sorry for that, couldnt help it :lol: )

Till forever, until an eternity&#39;s passed

I will always cherish you

Vvvvv....cant think of anything&#33;

Admiration i have for you

Tonight we will make love so true

Oh no i smell something really strong

Ripped a big one through your thong&#33;

sorry man i just couldnt resist&#33; ;)

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LOL :lol:
Very good. I see that you drew a blank midway too.

Come over here my true,
Underneath it all makes me blue.
Listening to your tight little thong,
To tight makes me think of a song.
In time ill dump you and make you pass,
Ven ill kill you with my gas.
Although your prety now,
To later you&#39;ll get ugly wow&#33;
On top of you is that whore,
Right away, I like you more&#33;

Come for I have something to say,
Ultill the time comes,
Licking shall pay.
Till the time when you just gas,
I just roll over and the
Vapors will pass.
Allthough my love is just so true,
Till of corse before I turn blue,
O I will get pay back before I sing the song, I just
Ripped another in your thong&#33;

I know I know, my songs suck... :(

I feel like I am to blame for starting all of this poetic gas here.

:D KingYoshi&#39;s sounds like some of &#39;Slipknot&#39;s&#39; early work. It may become a collector&#39;s item. Do you have an agent? B)

Riddle me this; What crime is punishable if attempted....but not if commited ? ( this is too easy I know, but they&#39;ll get tougher if you want to play ) :ph34r:

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Originally posted by Spindulik@19 April 2003 - 21:41
I feel like I am to blame for starting all of this poetic gas here.

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yeah nice job. :lol:

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Originally posted by Riddler@19 April 2003 - 22:33
Riddle me this; What crime is punishable if attempted....but not if commited ? ( this is too easy I know, but they&#39;ll get tougher if you want to play ) :ph34r:

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Holy suicide Batman...Its the Riddler&#33;

B) Correctamundo Richie&#33; That poem of yours, by the way, earns an A also ---step to the head of the class and grab a handful of apples&#33; :P
Riddle #2; From the beginning of eternity....to the end of time
To the beginning of every end....and the end of every place

What am I ?

( besides seriously in need of another hobby. :P )

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Originally posted by Riddler@20 April 2003 - 01:13
B) Correctamundo Richie&#33; That poem of yours, by the way, earns an A also ---step to the head of the class and grab a handful of apples&#33; :P
Riddle #2; From the beginning of eternity....to the end of time
To the beginning of every end....and the end of every place

What am I ?

( besides seriously in need of another hobby. :P )

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Can we have an &#39;E&#39;, Vanna?

Can you tell me why i love you
Unlike me, your beauty is true
Listen to me, youre the angel i seek
Together we will endure eternity
I know you love me too
Vikings suck
Atlantis is gone, unlike our love so true
To you i give my love, we will get through
Oh no i smell something really strong
Ripped a big one thru your thong.

u can use that too.

:P Damn, Z , that had such promise........shame about the first half &#33; :lol:

I am humbled by your intellect, ne1...,please accept one more futile challenge so that I might yelp away gracefully...this one was posted in a previous thread but noone was up to the task ( they were ignoring me actually....my feelings are hurting still ;) )

I never was....am always to be
Noone ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball........

What am I ?

please visit my forum

oh and no comment about this topic its kinda weird

like i just posted and it didnt show up ?

please visit my forum

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Originally posted by Riddler@20 April 2003 - 03:23

I never was....am always to be
Noone ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball........

What am I ?

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This one is tough.

I have two guesses though.

I think it must be either Infinity or Tomorrow.

My strong leaning is toward Tomorrow.

Infinity kinda falls apart a bit on that last line.

Did I get it?

Or am I WAAAY off base here.

Peace

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Originally posted by ne1GotZardoz@20 April 2003 - 03:08





This one is tough.

I have two guesses though.

I think it must be either Infinity or Tomorrow.

My strong leaning is toward Tomorrow.

Infinity kinda falls apart a bit on that last line.

Did I get it?

Or am I WAAAY off base here.

Peace

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:) Outside I am grinning like a little yellow smiley but my honorable ne1---inside I am but dust. I am no match for you.
&#39;Tomorrow&#39; the answer be
And now like Willy I am set free
Return anon my friend
Until we meet again
Time will tell if I may
Riddle you again someday
One thing&#39;s certain, if I do
I&#39;ll stay the hell away from you &#33;&#33;&#33;
:D :D :D

Back soon ;)

;) OK, Think I&#39;ve recovered. Desperate times call for ..........sumthin, sumthin, sumthin. Here goes:

A heavyset man who works in the butcher shop is 6 &#39; 2 " and has a prosthetic leg. What does he weigh ? B)

Meat. ;) I&#39;m going to stalk you now. :ph34r:

:ninja:

:blink: Umm, is that a BAD thing ? OK try this on for size smartypants............. :D

This is an unusual paragraph. I&#39;m curious as to how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain, you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it &#33; It is unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But, if you work at it a bit, you just might.

B)