I need short precise tips on how to fix the following emotions,
fear :
anger :
sorrow :
joy :
disgust :
acceptance :
anticipation :
surprise :
frustration :
Shame/lesness :
Un/Kindness :
Pity :
Indignation :
Envy :
spam :
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I need short precise tips on how to fix the following emotions,
fear :
anger :
sorrow :
joy :
disgust :
acceptance :
anticipation :
surprise :
frustration :
Shame/lesness :
Un/Kindness :
Pity :
Indignation :
Envy :
spam :
Feel them and welcome them.
who ever said they need fixing
You can't fix how you feel. You can only fix how you appear to others when feeling.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
there is nothing this stuff can't fix
http://homepage1.nifty.com/kouzai/images3/duck_tape.jpg
I'm assuming by fix you mean, obtain a different feeling. :unsure: So here's how to get rid of each said emotion...
fear : PCP
anger : Mastubation, nothin like a lil stress relief..
sorrow : Vodka
joy : Walk in on your girl with your best friend.
disgust : Dramamine
acceptance : Beer
anticipation : Video Games
surprise : Marijuana, slows the senses.
frustration : Poontang
Shame/lesness : Beer
Un/Kindness : Butcher Knife?
Pity : Beer
Indignation : Beer
Envy : Kick a clown in the balls. At least you'd be a bad ass...
spam : flame CrySmileyGuy
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Originally Posted by Damnatory
Sum it into 2
Beer or Sex will solve it all
Well said :w00t: :01: :lookarounQuote:
Originally Posted by asmithz
I'd say a good motel nearby will work wonders.:PQuote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Either your parents in law go there or you.:D
I'm guessing they're staying over again.:ermm:
no not this time (phew) :pinch:
i just thought if i got rid of all those emotions i would be one hell of a bastard businessman and make tons of dosh
@Damnatory - :lol:
You want to be a bastard businessman ???? :pinch:
And after that???:rolleyes:
Buy Man U and give Manker a VIP-box..........???:huh:
make those bastards pay for abusing my generosity
Wich bastards???:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Vodka and cocaine. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Is that made with real ducks.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by vidcc
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Scotch tape is made with real Scots.
Valium is the way to go
Me thinks personally only arsenic and other likewise "medicines" will help you
get rid of all those emotions permanently.......
http://www.detoxamin.com/lead_arsenic_poisoning.gif
That explains some peeps posts:w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yogs