I really need some help!!!!!!!!!!!!

It finally happened!!!

This is teh moment i've been waiting for!!!!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

My true dreamprincess is single again.........:w00t:

This is my chance to strike gold!!!:naughty:


I have Fre's permission to pursue my dream!!!:01:

She says i can have Jessica, as long as i won't sign a prenup.........:happy:

Fre figures i can stand living with Jessica for a week at most......:(

Making me come back even more appreciative and forever in dept......:lookaroun

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But here is the deal; ya all know me, all confident behind the keys,

but getting to meet this modern day icon of natural beauty and charisma

(and intelligence!!!)is some other beef, so to speak.:unsure:


Yeah, i know, i should work on my weight, so i ordered a dvd by another

icon.............:01:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg


But that will not get me there, not even close............:cry:

So i need some good tips from you guys and girls, on how to seduce

Jessica and get her to marry me........... :wub:


I really appreciate all the help i can get!!!!


Oh, and i allready know she doesn't like buffalo.........



YoFoolInLove

you need money.

too late, she's already mine

Id hit that from the back like asap. (JS lol)

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Originally Posted by Linkin Park

Id hit that from the back like asap.

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If you fancy Yogi, just pm him.

He'd go for you, I reckon.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Linkin Park

Id hit that from the back like asap.

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If you fancy Yogi, just pm him.

He'd go for you, I reckon.

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:dry:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Linkin Park

Id hit that from the back like asap.

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If you fancy Yogi, just pm him.

He'd go for you, I reckon.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:cry:

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Originally Posted by crysmileyguy!

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Emo.

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Originally Posted by maebach

you need money.

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And your own personal emo boy band.

insider information tip:
Jessica likes little furry animals (and alot of mirrors)

Stop picking your boogers for once.

Yogi...I am sure that your charm and wit will win her over....you just need to meet, and I bet it will be love at first sight.

sArA -> sara :o

btw - Fre's acceptance of Jessica in your life could be a sneaky move on her part to go with Sylvester Stallone's brother. (Rob)

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Originally Posted by 100%

insider information tip:
Jessica likes little furry animals (and alot of mirrors)

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Thanks!!!:)

I knew you would be helpful.....:w00t:

Teh furry things is allready there.

And my pond is frozen, making a giant mirror!!:01:

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Originally Posted by FLipSTyLeZ

Stop picking your boogers for once.

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Really strong tip there.:w00t:

I'll change my av rightaway!!:01:

Thanks.:)

That was actually just a pose.:cool:

Personally i like picking my ears better..........:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by sArA

Yogi...I am sure that your charm and wit will win her over....you just need to meet, and I bet it will be love at first sight.

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Sara, you allways know to touch the right button......:blushing:

And to be honest, i think the same.:01:

But how do i hook up with her???

I tried emailing [email protected] , but that turned out to be

a dragqueen..........:cry:

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Originally Posted by 100%

btw - Fre's acceptance of Jessica in your life could be a sneaky move on her part to go with Sylvester Stallone's brother. (Rob)

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Good point.....:(

But i just will have to make a saccrifice, won't i???:01:



@Linkin: Thanks for your sweet PM. Could you send me another picture without the wig.............???:unsure:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

sArA -> sara :o

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Meh...I was bored, and rossco was online sooooo....:blushing:

@ Yogi...I guess its just a case of buying a plane ticket and hanging round her house all day........:ph34r:

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Originally Posted by sArA

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

sArA -> sara :o

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Meh...I was bored, and rossco was online sooooo....:blushing:

@ Yogi...I guess its just a case of buying a plane ticket and hanging round her house all day........:ph34r:

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But that is what Nick did, basically..........(her ex):dry:

Shouldn't i first send her some roses???:happy:

http://i.ivillage.com/17/_img_/stars...icasimpson.gif

Or a good book.............???:unsure:

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Originally Posted by sArA

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

sArA -> sara :o

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Meh...I was bored, and rossco was online sooooo....:blushing:

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:ermm:

I thought one of your kids did it for a laugh.

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Jessica: Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?

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She asks the questions that matter!!! :wub: