Pepperami = Ghey

It's a foil wrapped sausage in a condom. It's the most opscene meat you can get, except horse penis, but that would be just taking the piss :unsure:

Have you eaten a horse penis.:unsure:

Pepperami hot FTW.:01:

what if femails eat it?

Pepperami UberHawt

http://www.alia.org.uk/imastecha/200...031205-01b.jpg

Maybe they're trying to be reassuring that it's not horribly artificial?

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Maybe they're trying to be reassuring that it's not horribly artificial?

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108 % pork????:blink:

pepperami is good

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Maybe they're trying to be reassuring that it's not horribly artificial?

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108 % pork????:blink:

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It's something to do with calculating the weight of the pork before it's processed or something like that, ask Google.

no, the wrapper is made of pig too

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no, the wrapper is made of pig too

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no, the wrapper is made of pig too

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Is it Kosher?

Kosher pig.....????:blink: :lol:

When I eat Pepperami it tastes filithy, like touching yourself in public.

I think that was a rod, by the way. Unless that was a deflective rod by Yogi :mellow:

I like to eat it in teh pub

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When I eat Pepperami it tastes filithy, like touching yourself in public.

I think that was a rod, by the way. Unless that was a deflective rod by Yogi :mellow:

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Or snogging a tramp. Horrible greasy nasty filthy sick sick sick food. In fact it is not even food. It's a parasitic alien entity. Nasty Hobbitssss. Ugh Yuk Yuk Foulest demon, I cast thee out. :ph34r:

I don't like it very much.

Have you tried the chocolate orange flavoured pepperami??

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Have you tried the chocolate orange flavoured pepperami??

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Do Not Besmirch the Flavour of Infinate Wonder You Infidel. :ph34r:

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When I eat Pepperami it tastes filithy, like touching yourself in public.

I think that was a rod, by the way. Unless that was a deflective rod by Yogi :mellow:

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Or snogging a tramp. Horrible greasy nasty filthy sick sick sick food. In fact it is not even food. It's a parasitic alien entity. Nasty Hobbitssss. Ugh Yuk Yuk Foulest demon, I cast thee out. :ph34r:

I don't like it very much.

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Don't be silly, a tramp is not food, unless it's like that speghetti and meatball stuffed one.

http://www.cdaccess.com/jpg/shared/f...e/lady&tmp.jpg

Where's the "tasty" smilie?

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Or snogging a tramp. Horrible greasy nasty filthy sick sick sick food. In fact it is not even food. It's a parasitic alien entity. Nasty Hobbitssss. Ugh Yuk Yuk Foulest demon, I cast thee out. :ph34r:

I don't like it very much.

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Don't be silly, a tramp is not food, unless it's like that speghetti and meatball stuffed one.

http://www.cdaccess.com/jpg/shared/f...e/lady&tmp.jpg

Where's the "tasty" smilie?

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Excuse me, people have lived off tramp-meat for years. They are bred that way and kept on the streets to be harvested for meat.

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Don't be silly, a tramp is not food, unless it's like that speghetti and meatball stuffed one.

http://www.cdaccess.com/jpg/shared/f...e/lady&tmp.jpg

Where's the "tasty" smilie?

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Excuse me, people have lived off tramp-meat for years. They are bred that way and kept on the streets to be harvested for meat.

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[coat]Is that why most are pickled[/coat]

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Excuse me, people have lived off tramp-meat for years. They are bred that way and kept on the streets to be harvested for meat.

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[coat]Is that why most are pickled[/coat]

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That's it! You got it! Makes them taste better. Masks the sour taste of syphyllis and pus.

^edit^ spaghetti ^edit^

This Pepperami must be the equivalent of a Slim Jim in America.

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It's ok, we put it down to stress.

I've spelt it speghetti since I was a child :mellow:

Slim Jim = More ghey than Pepperami

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This Pepperami must be the equivalent of a Slim Jim in America.

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If this Slim Jim of which you speak is a greasy stick of compressed spicy salami wrapped in foil, then yes.

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I've spelt it speghetti since I was a child :mellow:

Slim Jim = More ghey than Pepperami

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You are so cute. :blushing:

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spaghetti

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spaghetti

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This Pepperami must be the equivalent of a Slim Jim in America.

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If this Slim Jim of which you speak is a greasy stick of compressed spicy salami wrapped in foil, then yes.

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Not wrapped in foil, rather vaccuum sealed in plastic. I'm not sure it goes along with the salami family, probably the beef jerky variety...

Has anyone tried the wannabe pepperami called Big Red? :unsure:

It tastes like a guaranteed heart clogger

Pepperami tastes like a guaranteed bum clogger.

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Pepperami tastes like a guaranteed bum clogger.

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You taste with yo bum????:ermm:

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This Pepperami must be the equivalent of a Slim Jim in America.

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If this Slim Jim of which you speak is a greasy stick of compressed spicy salami wrapped in foil, then yes.

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Yeah, I ate those every once in awhile when I was a teenager.

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When I eat Pepperami it tastes filithy, like touching yourself in public.

I think that was a rod, by the way. Unless that was a deflective rod by Yogi :mellow:

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Or snogging a tramp. Horrible greasy nasty filthy sick sick sick food. In fact it is not even food. It's a parasitic alien entity. Nasty Hobbitssss. Ugh Yuk Yuk Foulest demon, I cast thee out. :ph34r:

I don't like it very much.

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So you go out and snog teh tramps often do you.:unsure:

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Or snogging a tramp. Horrible greasy nasty filthy sick sick sick food. In fact it is not even food. It's a parasitic alien entity. Nasty Hobbitssss. Ugh Yuk Yuk Foulest demon, I cast thee out. :ph34r:

I don't like it very much.

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So you go out and snog teh tramps often do you.:unsure:

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Don't be silly. She keeps the tramps chained up in the basement. Going out? Tsk.

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Excuse me, people have lived off tramp-meat for years. They are bred that way and kept on the streets to be harvested for meat.

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[coat]Is that why most are pickled[/coat]

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