Chinese hot Peppers AHHHHH hot!!!!!!!!

My parents bought some red hot pepper form Chinatown last weekend:P , and I decided to try some this morning with my instant noodles. FUCK. The pepper is so hot i swear it burned right through my tongue. With the first taste, I ferking jumped up and chucked down 2 cokes. No good. Tongue still on fire. I run outside the house via the backyard door and dived into the snow. Iced my tongue in the snow for about 5 minutes. After returning to the house and thawing my tongue for like 10 min, the burn ferking started AGAIN. I was like crying and I chucked down couple more cups of orange juice and frigging kept ice cubes in my mouth for about half an hour.

Right now, my tongue is red and swollen, and I can't taste ANYTHING. I tried tasting strong tastes, like table salt and maple syrup. NOTHING. NO TASTE AT ALL. I'm fucked. This is the day my parents bought chilly that destroyed my tongue. FUCK I gotta go get more ice cubes...:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :frusty: :frusty: :frusty:

Careful. You don't want to smell of curry.

Dickhead.

F'n pussy.

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

Careful. You don't want to smell of curry.

Dickhead.

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:O

Try cutting your tongue off, that'll proberbly sort it for you.FTW!!!1111!!!

Sounds like a nice practical joke your local chinatown played on your parents. :P

I can see it now:
"Hey Chan, wanna see something funny?"

I like hot and spicy stuffs. Well, most Malaysians do.

Ghey, I torture burglars by rubbing raw chillis across their eyeballs :@

Then I extract my own eyeball and when it's dangling by the retina, I place it in a bowl of the hottest chillis in the world, just to show the burglars tough I am :@ :01:

STFU or die

wtf, mate?

You seem tough but you arent.

You must have had "The Jamaican Southern Blue Bath" Chile...

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Originally Posted by Dark Steno

You seem tough but you arent.

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People can't be tough on the internjet.

Now, if I saw your panzy ass on the street, you'd see tough - and I don't mean in my pants :@

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Originally Posted by Dark Steno

You seem tough but you arent.

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People can't be tough on the internjet.

Now, if I saw your panzy ass on the street, you'd see tough - and I don't mean in my pants :@

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I'll bet.

Peace bd

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Originally Posted by Dark Steno

You seem tough but you arent.

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People can't be tough on the internjet.

Now, if I saw your panzy ass on the street, you'd see tough - and I don't mean in my pants :@

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:schnauz:

AZN fo lyfe AHOY!

Don't drink things to cool down effect of chilli,eat white bread.

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Don't drink things to cool down effect of chilli,eat white bread.

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liquids don't cool down chilli burn,only lager or yoghurt,or bread,thats why indians eat naan bread with currys

bet you didnae

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liquids don't cool down chilli burn,only lager or yoghurt,or bread,thats why indians eat naan bread with currys

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Milk works.....Indians are wusses, feel the burn bitches!

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Originally Posted by Gripper

liquids don't cool down chilli burn,only lager or yoghurt,or bread,thats why indians eat naan bread with currys

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Milk works.....Indians are wusses, feel the burn bitches!

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I must say thats a really bad assumption you made. Tell me if this guys a wuss:

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/9...pre29qv.th.jpg

He was in the longest yard, turly I think.



Maybe thats not toughness but I didn't know how to show toughness with pictures.

It's ok B, mi homies got my back. :lol:

http://www.medcarta.us/pictures/shel...orniaMS-13.jpg

Sex: Daughters :lol: :pinch:

That should have:Any distinguishing marks