How To Get The Happy Ending

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12-06-2005, 02:26 PM
Busyman

How To Get The Happy Ending

Do you want that great massage topped with a cherry?

1. Go to a not-so-reputable massage parlor. Usually this will reside in a city's Chinatown.

2. The price will probably be about $80-$150. It is all-inclusive.

3. Make sure your massager is attractive.

4. Go get that massage.

5. When you are massaged to your satisfaction, take your massager's hand and place it on your genital area*. She will then proceed to bring out an assortment of condoms, squirt juices, and whatnot.

6. Proceed to getting your happy ending. She will help you greatly. Remember, what you paid is all-inclusive. She will advise if it is not.

*If unsure about whether you can obtain a Happy Ending at this massage parlor, grab you own hand and look at your massager. In some instances, she will grab your hand to let you know. She will not, however, initiate any type of genital contact. It must be initiated by you to avoid illegal action against her. Police cannot initiate contact due to entrapment.
12-06-2005, 02:29 PM
Blythorama

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

He speaks from personal experience. I knew he paid for it.:blink:
12-06-2005, 02:40 PM
Busyman

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blythorama

He speaks from personal experience. I knew he paid for it.:blink:

Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock?:sick: I knew you had a cock.:ermm:
12-06-2005, 02:45 PM
Yogs

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

For that amount of money i can get much more..........:shifty:
12-06-2005, 03:00 PM
Blythorama

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blythorama

He speaks from personal experience. I knew he paid for it.:blink:

Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock?:sick: I knew you had a cock.:ermm:

:01: AND mine's bigger than the miniscule warty tadpole you call your genitals. You don't have a penis, you have a noblett.

My cock would eat your cock, thinking it were a worm.

Then it would sick it up, because your cock tastes "foul".

:lol: :lol: :lol:
12-06-2005, 03:00 PM
Busyman

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yogs

For that amount of money i can get much more..........:shifty:

What do you mean...a new car?:blink:
12-06-2005, 03:01 PM
Busyman

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blythorama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Blight, why are you now deciding to show your cock?:sick: I knew you had a cock.:ermm:

:01: AND mine's bigger than the miniscule warty tadpole you call your genitals. You don't have a penis, you have a noblett.

My cock would eat your cock, thinking it were a worm.

Then it would sick it up, because your cock tastes "foul".

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: "fowl":mellow:

That's funny that Brits call male genitals "bits".

Btw that was pretty good, Blight.;)
12-06-2005, 03:07 PM
Yogs

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yogs

For that amount of money i can get much more..........:shifty:

What do you mean...a new car?:blink:

Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!! :wub:

Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!:01:
12-06-2005, 03:15 PM
JPaul

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yogs

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

What do you mean...a new car?:blink:

Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!! :wub:

Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!:01:

This must be the best put down ever.

"Our whores are cheaper than yours".

You must be so proud.
12-06-2005, 03:18 PM
Proper Bo

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Busty, have you tried not being short, fat and ugly? Might get it for free that way:dabs:
12-06-2005, 03:20 PM
Yogs

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yogs

Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!! :wub:

Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!:01:

This must be the best put down ever.

"Our whores are cheaper than yours".

You must be so proud.

If that is your perspective, it says more of your cheapness than mine.:dry:
12-06-2005, 03:22 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yogs

Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!! :wub:

Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!:01:

This must be the best put down ever.

"Our whores are cheaper than yours".

You must be so proud.

JPaul, I wouldn't scoff...a good whore should be treasured. :snooty:

Peace bd
12-06-2005, 03:23 PM
Yogs

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

This must be the best put down ever.

"Our whores are cheaper than yours".

You must be so proud.

JPaul, I wouldn't scoff...a good whore should be treasured. :snooty:

Peace bd

:cool:
12-06-2005, 03:36 PM
Busyman

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Busty, have you tried not being short, fat and ugly? Might get it for free that way:dabs:

I have always got it for free.:huh:

5'9", in great shape, and handsome. :snooty:
12-06-2005, 03:38 PM
Virtualbody1234

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Busty, have you tried not being short, fat and ugly? Might get it for free that way:dabs:

I have always got it for free.:huh:

5'9", in great shape, and handsome. :snooty:

Yeah right. That's why you started this thread. :lol:
12-06-2005, 03:45 PM
Busyman

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

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Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

I have always got it for free.:huh:

5'9", in great shape, and handsome. :snooty:

Yeah right. That's why you started this thread. :lol:

So I could take the advice of information I already knew?:blink:

Try again.:ermm:
12-06-2005, 03:48 PM
Blythorama

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Busty, have you tried not being short, fat and ugly? Might get it for free that way:dabs:

I have always got it for free.:huh:

5'9", in great shape, and handsome. :snooty:

You forgot delusional. :P
12-06-2005, 03:50 PM
Proper Bo

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blythorama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

I have always got it for free.:huh:

5'9", in great shape, and handsome. :snooty:

You forgot delusional. :P

No, he really is a short-arse:rolleyes:
12-06-2005, 04:05 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Busty, have you tried not being short, fat and ugly? Might get it for free that way:dabs:

I have always got it for free.:huh:

5'9", in great shape, and handsome. :snooty:

Shoplifting...:snooty:

Peace bd
12-06-2005, 04:10 PM
manker

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Busyman goes to hookers and pays to be wanked off. Yogi goes to hookers for sex.

Can you imagine my surprise.
12-06-2005, 04:10 PM
Busyman

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yogs

Nope, i meant the real deal; a good ho!! :wub:

Not some lame massage cover up for a wank job, but the whole shabam!!:01:

This must be the best put down ever.

"Our whores are cheaper than yours".

You must be so proud.

:lol: :lol:

I missed this. Hilarious!!!
12-06-2005, 04:11 PM
Proper Bo

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

ya, you go to hookers for sunday dinner:01:
12-06-2005, 04:12 PM
Busyman

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

ya, you go to hookers for sunday dinner:01:

:blink:
12-06-2005, 04:12 PM
manker

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

ya, you go to hookers for sunday dinner:01:

:blink:

:bawa:
12-06-2005, 04:17 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Most whores are terrible cooks. ( mother...being the exception.)

Peace bd
12-06-2005, 04:18 PM
Proper Bo

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

:blink:

:bawa:

bawa?:blink:
12-06-2005, 04:19 PM
Yogs

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Most whores are terrible cooks. ( mother...being the exception.)

Peace bd

:lol:
12-06-2005, 04:20 PM
manker

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

I'm sure I explained that to you the other night :blink:

Either you're rodding or your brain has fallen out since :unsure:
12-06-2005, 04:22 PM
Proper Bo

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

i can't remember what :bawa: has to do with me referring to people's mothers as hookers:huh:
12-06-2005, 04:29 PM
manker

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

i can't remember what :bawa: has to do with me referring to people's mothers as hookers:huh:

I get it now :lookaroun

The :bawa: code is used (by me, anyhow) when I don't understand what someone is on about.
12-06-2005, 04:29 PM
Proper Bo

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

i can't remember what :bawa: has to do with me referring to people's mothers as hookers:huh:

I get it now :lookaroun

The :bawa: code is used (by me, anyhow) when I don't understand what someone is on about.

:rod::01:
12-06-2005, 04:30 PM
manker

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

If you use the :bawa: code on t'Moderation, you get this smiley:

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/s...fault/bawa.gif
12-06-2005, 04:31 PM
manker

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

You can't continue the rod when the rod has already been identified :dry:

For it is written.
12-06-2005, 04:35 PM
Proper Bo

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

If you use the :bawa: code on t'Moderation, you get this smiley:

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/s...fault/bawa.gif

best thing about t'moderation:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...cawkmaster.jpg
12-06-2005, 04:36 PM
Proper Bo

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

You can't continue the rod when the rod has already been identified :dry:

For it is written.

o rly?
12-06-2005, 04:38 PM
manker

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

ya rly.
12-06-2005, 04:39 PM
manker

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

If you use the :bawa: code on t'Moderation, you get this smiley:

http://moderation.invisionzone.com/s...fault/bawa.gif

best thing about t'moderation:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...cawkmaster.jpg

Code:

properboistehcawkmaster.jpg

:lol: ::D
12-06-2005, 04:40 PM
Bustyman

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

:dabs:
12-06-2005, 04:42 PM
Proper Bo

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

best thing about t'moderation:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...cawkmaster.jpg

Code:

properboistehcawkmaster.jpg

:lol: ::D

yeah, he changed it:dry:
12-06-2005, 05:05 PM
Gripper

Re: How To Get The Happy Ending

How much for

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ecksowl6ix.gif

Purely for enlightenment of course :)

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