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Ok, I get a phone call, this person tells me he's not happy :(

He can't have anal sex with his new girlfriend as she's told him years ago she fell down the stairs and landed on a plastic dinosaur and injured her bum!

http://www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/gi...astic-f667.jpg

Please note this is not the Dinosaur in question, It's only being used as an example of what a plastic dinosaur looks like lol

WTF!

Why tell me this shit? ~ why would I want to know?

will people please stop phoning me with ya personal problems, and especialy anything to do with plastic dinosaurs!
my 0800 number is being abused

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Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US

Ok, I get a phone call, this person tells me he's not happy :(

He can't have anal sex with his new girlfriend as she's told him years ago she fell down the stairs and landed on a plastic dinosaur and injured her bum!

http://www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/gi...astic-f667.jpg

Please note this is not the Dinosaur in question, It's only being used as an example of what a plastic dinosaur looks like lol

WTF!

Why tell me this shit? ~ why would I want to know?

will people please stop phoning me with ya personal problems, and especialy anything to do with plastic dinosaurs!
my 0800 number is being abused

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:lol: :lol: :lol: He obviously needs your help.

Is your last name...Goatse?

What is your 0800 number

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Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US

He can't have anal sex with his new girlfriend as she's told him years ago she fell down the stairs and landed on a plastic dinosaur and injured her bum!

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Best excuse ever.

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Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US

Why tell me this shit? ~ why would I want to know?

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Exactly

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US

Why tell me this shit? ~ why would I want to know?

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Exactly

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:lol:

:lol:

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Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US

He can't have anal sex with his new girlfriend as she's told him years ago she fell down the stairs and landed on a plastic dinosaur and injured her bum!

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Sure it wasn't Mulder? :unsure:

:lol: you have a damn good memory :lol:

This is just sad...

If he does her bum wil he be ex-stink

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Originally Posted by Gripper

If he does her bum wil he be ex-stink

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He will be stink :sick:

This one time, at band camp!

http://www.wobsite.com/images/down-stairs.jpg

Look out Rex! I want to try Anna