from a confirmed audio addict...:(
No cure available...sorry!
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from a confirmed audio addict...:(
No cure available...sorry!
fab
yo fab!
Would have been funnier if you posted "hello".
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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
I don't get it. :blink:
Idiot.
It's cause of the drugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
How's yer leg?
Welcome!!Quote:
Originally Posted by fabthefab
that's what I was hoping for:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
ban?:dry:
Meh, they've embarassed themselves now, they're not going to come back anyway.
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Originally Posted by Guillaume
I got it really, Durrr!
Thanks. Its sore, itchy and difficult to do anything. Bathing is a nightmare and stairs are evil. Mastered crutches just about but they are giving my hands blisters. I fell over the other day because I got them tangled.. :lol:
on the other hand. The drugs are good, esp when you mix them with alcohol which I'm sure you are not meant to do. Things are a bit surreal and fluffy. Nice.
Noice to see your back, Blyth.
So, you've blisters on your hands from something other than excessive onanism. They do say that a change is as good as a rest :D
Can't do much else except lay around onanating at the moment. You can't see my back, can you?!? :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Only here for the evening. Back to me ma's later.
well you've dropped in long enough to give me my present for tomorrow:01:
If I ever break myself, I shall definitely give lying around onanating a whirl.
Sounds fantastic.
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Originally Posted by manker
I think I got Blyth too.
Nice to see your back = nice to see the back of you = it's good when you're gone.
I was being sarky, glebes :dabs:
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Originally Posted by manker
i know exactly what you meant, glebe:schnauz:
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Originally Posted by manker
Tit-boy. DOn't worry I'll go away in a minate. I need a lay-down anyhow...
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
always on her back:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Happy Birthday.
When I take off my cast and shave my no-doubt hairy leg, I'll send the hairs to you. :blushing:
Suuuuuure :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I didn't mean it :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
I'm pretty sure Darthy would find it hawt if you sent them to him :sly:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
Yes, hawt, I'm making a hair coat, see.
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Originally Posted by manker
I'll stick them to some fudge and he can have them. I can feel them growing and itching. It's horrible. I have to bath with my leg hanging out the side and get my mum to come and fish me out when I'm done.
The humiliation.
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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
Got some great toe hair if you want it?
Is it really long toe hair?
I find pubic works best.
:lol: :lol: :lookarounQuote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
Must ... maintain ... eye-contact ... :pinch:
I don't have much of that. I can custom grow you some decent and quality armpit though?Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
No deal, feck oof.
The other day she got her neighbor whom she has known for years to pop in and help me when she had to go out suddenly when I was in the bath. I've never been so embarrased. To have this little old lady helping me out of a bath was mortifying. Why am I sharing this... :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Ok, come on. You know I honour my debts eventually. What about three parts armpit to one part pube?Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
I think I'd have just stayed there all day, topping up the hot water when my bits got chilly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
I'd have more wrinkles than the Eastbourne tinsel 'n' turkey but at least I'd have escaped the ignomy of the old lady gawp :cool2:
bonjour
gripper will take your coat
yes i will,thanks,welcome.
@Blyth...I just don't know what to say,baths,old ladys,to much :lol: