I have to go meet my girlfriends family....

...and I'm scared shitless:cry:

Her family is CRAZY!

Then they may like you.

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Originally Posted by TheCanuk

...and I'm scared shitless:cry:

Her family is CRAZY!

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Why do you have to meet them?

Cause she invited me over this morning, and I wana see her so of course I'm going to go...

Just so happens her family is there :unsure:

talk about Rossco and you'll do fine.

:huh:

Listen to ICP's dating game. It'll tell you all you need to know about meeting parents.

As long as you don't mention "sticking it in her pooper" you should be fine.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

As long as you don't mention "sticking it in her pooper" you should be fine.

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Or actually do it in front of her Papa.

Or do it in front of her Papa while fondling her Mamere

Dan texted me news of that chance meeting of parent and child, at 1am on Christmas Eve.

Presumably he'd just finished getting caught shagging some bird up the arse by her Dad and thought ... 'Hmmm, I'd better text manker and let him know'.

I glagged heartily when I read the text message, btw.

I wonder if he was still penetrating that girl's orifice while he texted you.

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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate

I wonder if he was still penetrating that girl's orifice while he texted you.

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I like to think so :happy:

Hawt.

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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate

I wonder if he was still penetrating that girl's orifice while he texted you.

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I like to think so :happy:

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Has dan not got a picture phone :pinch:

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sorry wrong person

goodluck

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Originally Posted by manker

Dan texted me news of that chance meeting of parent and child, at 1am on Christmas Eve.

Presumably he'd just finished getting caught shagging some bird up the arse by her Dad and thought ... 'Hmmm, I'd better text manker and let him know'.

I glagged heartily when I read the text message, btw.

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I glagged heartily when I read that.

Perhaps he was given one phone call and decided that proudly texting you was the most important thing to do.

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I like to think so :happy:

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Has dan not got a picture phone :pinch:

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Indeed he has :happy:


Unfortunately he chose not to send me pics of this incident.

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I wonder if he was still penetrating that girl's orifice while he texted you.

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Has dan not got a picture phone :pinch:

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Indeed he has :happy:


Unfortunately he chose not to send me pics of this incident.

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Did you really want a pic of Dan's thrusting nob.

Coz if you did.:blushing:

Maybe dan had his hands full and she was texting.......:shifty:

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Maybe dan had his hands full and she was texting.......:shifty:

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:lol:

Indeed, "Hoi Burd, txt me mate and tell him I'm bumming you."

Or maybe it was her Papa

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Indeed he has :happy:


Unfortunately he chose not to send me pics of this incident.

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Did you really want a pic of Dan's thrusting nob.

Coz if you did.:blushing:

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Yeah, why not :unsure:

Woulda been a larf to post on the interweb, loike.

:blushing:

Ssshh, it was posted in the private section for a reason :lol:

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Ssshh, it was posted in the private section for a reason :lol:

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Yeah right, that's going to work like.