No rly :smilie4:
Decided last night was the last time, from now on its fruit juices
(not the software btw, the drinkage).
:dabs:
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No rly :smilie4:
Decided last night was the last time, from now on its fruit juices
(not the software btw, the drinkage).
:dabs:
fruit juice tastes good, rly apple juice is best.
apple juice ftw, but weird combinations of fruits in a single juice > apple juice :smilie4:
ones with coconut mixed in tend to be the best imo :smilie4:
Drink, crack and prostitutes is all that is getting me through giving up cigarettes.
:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Take up smoking and continue with the cocaine and hookers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/6210/ponder6vd.gif whatever you say, drunkyQuote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
the worst combination?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
A wise desicion, mulder.
Alcohol kills.
Grape-juice is a nice substitute for alcohol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
From France, obviousement... :dabs:
do they still have alcohol in France? they must have ran out of grapes by now, surely :dabs:
i won't miss it, its not lyke im addicted or anything :smilie4:
they still make champagne. wheres guillaume when you need him.
You say that now, but in a couple of weeks you'll be breaking open thermometers to suck out the juice... :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Yeah, even mercury ones... :rolleyes:
just the thought of it is :sick:ening
morrisons tropical fruit juice > thermometer juice
Good luck to you with your resolution. http://www.mcbrien.plus.com/liam/img/smilies/thmbup.gif
That's outrageous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
You do realise that alcohol is a natural preservative and without a steady flow of it, your insides go all manky.
Don't believe me? Well, why do you think kids stink :smilie4:
because they are made out of Fruit Pastels, wee and poo :smilie4:
You'll be sorry :no:
J20 and lemonade is very nice Mr Mulder :naughty:
Any colour is good
not a big fan of J2O for some reason, tastes a bit ghey imo :ermm:
plus i don't drink fizzy drinks, haven't done for months, they rot your teeth you know :mellow:
Thats why I brush mine twice a day :D
noice :D
Way to go mulder :01:
By the way i'm just about to go out for a drink or two :rolleyes:
thanks eff, enjoy your liver disease and aids :dabs:
No problem mulder, i actully gone a few months at a time without a drink you can do it FTW:01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I could easily go without drink, I regularly go for weeks without even thinking about having a drink:snooty:
Little late for such meticulous hygeine when your down to just one.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Mulder, I wish you the best... :glag:..... :glag:... :glag:
AIDS?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
What the hell do you do when you drink, go around having bareback anal sex or something.:pinch:
Stay away from Sheringham, that would be a start.:naughty:
Doesn't everyone :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbes
No....Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
However, I peep through the curtains of those who do. :snooty:
Peace bd
GL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
2 months and 4 days, not a bad effort :smilie4:
got a 30minute lunch break today, went to the pub and had three points of Guinness :dabs:
:lol:
Did you eat sawdust fro your brekkie lyke :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
didn't have any breakfast :no:
having not eaten + not having a drink for a couple of months + the rate of consumption = the three points went straight to my head thus making work fun, and beds harder to carry out to the boots of cars whilst your fellow work m8s, bosses and customers look on :dabs:
was just gonna go to morrisons but then i thought fuck it :dabs:
saw a fox on the way back from the pub! It came out of these bushes and then went back in, reminded me of the Firefox fox. think it's the same fox I saw awhile back, it had the same marks on its tail – must live near by or something :ermm:
Foxes ftw :01:
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Did you also eat really hot chillis.
simpsons reference ftw :01:
:yahoo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder