It's pish.
There's eight Dutchmen in it FFS.
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It's pish.
There's eight Dutchmen in it FFS.
What's the totty like, I've only managed to glean one pic of the female competitors from the BBC website :smilie4:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...ulliver416.jpg
Blimey, she's using her mind-powers to make that dart hover. Think of all the housework she could get done with those kind of powers.
johns a funny birds name, maybe she has a p33n :dabs:
I would have thought hovering darts around all day would mean no work got done. Unless she uses the dart to prod her children into doing her work for her, like in that book, where the mum made her kid eat poop.
I've not yet read The Scatty Adventures of a Milf in Canadia, is it good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darthy
I haven't read it, only heard about it, I'm too scared to read it.
Apparently it's a roman à clef too.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
....and "her" name is John Smith.
This darts championship has got to be quite boring compared to the other darts championship. :happy:
It's darsery.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/vide...de/4304501.stm
Live Darts. It's just started, if you're interested :smilie4:
Meh, better to put this into WMP:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsa/n5ctrl/sp...l_now5a_bb.asx
or turn the telly to BBC2 :P
Hiya, Dan.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
I'm in work :snooty:
Evening :01:
I watched some of last nights darts action at work on the telly this afternoon. Some dutchman was kickin proverbial arse :01:
You still got the tv card in at work?
:01:
This year the darts is infested with Dutch gheyness :dabs:
I've still got the TV card but I recently formated and can't find the software CD, prolly a good thing since I did start to get addicted to Neighbours again.
:lol: Now that is sad :lol:
Is john smith playing :pinch:
Mervyn King is getting his arse kicked by someone who has a suspiciously Dutch looking name :dabs:
King makes a storming comeback, has pulled a set back and now has taken the last leg against the darts.
I'd forgotten how quality t'arrows are. Might get Sky Sports back just so I can watch teh PDC next year :smilie4:
King is out.
http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/ghey.gif
Ex-closet dweller?
Must be, the 20 year old Dutch lad looked a bit suspect to me too.
They hugged for a bit too long when the match was over :smilie4:
Fags :dry:
Another match on now - strewth, it's Paul Hogan (Eng) Vs Albertino Essers (Ned).
Essen takes the first leg. Quality and pace sucks c.f. the previous match.
Thanks for the link manley, they're not showing it on the telly.
Found "always on top", even better.
Indeed, it's how I'm watching it.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Wish the streaming footie had a picture as good as this :dabs:
This Hogan/Essers match is pish, btw.
I've never been able to get the online puntsphere to work.:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I thought you had teh Sky Sports rigged up in t'study so you didn't need to :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Get PPLive and PPStream installed and I'll try to remember to post a link before the next big game.
Quality links and guide here.
I have, but they don't show every game played anywhere in the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Which means I don't have access to things that some other people do.
Which is just wrong, even if I don't want to see it.
You want to get one of those big satelite things that Yogi pretends to have hooked up to his caravan (:rolleyes:).
You get a shedload of sport on that - football games from every league in the world, apparementement.
Feck - there's a Scottish bloke on the darts now called Simon Whitlock.
He's in his late forties, perhaps early fifties.
He has 'Polly Boy' embroidered on the back of his shirt.
J'Pol hasn't posted for, loike, an hour :smilie:
Bollocks, I thought I must have fecked something up.
The Scotch chap's name is Paul Hanridge, not Simon Whitlock - Hence the 'Polly' nickname :blushing:
Whitlock is an Aussie with a ponytail, pishrod.
Wasn't even rodding - I just fecked up.
Not an avid arra appraiser, unlike your good self.
The dutch are rulling darts, you 'ghey' English just have the Phil left...
But one day we rule both ...!
:)
:01:Quote:
Originally Posted by jetje
The netherman - "Yeah, but we rule at darts." :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by jetje
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsa/n5ctrl/sp...l_now4a_bb.asx
Feed for live arras on teh BBC.
Martin Adams losing against Martin Atkins but 'Wolfie' Adams is putting a bit of pressure on - just got a 161 checkout :smilie4:
The darts isn't on atm :dabs:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/news_web...97_bb_16x9.asx
All of those tricks look quite easy - so long as you don't mind looking a bit ghey.
That Harlem Globetrotter does look gay, not because of the tricks, but because he's wearing a headband on his neck.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's a friggin' furry necklace, ffs.:ermm: