im leaving to take the dog for a walk, but then coming back (about 25mins)

:smilie4:

ok, dont let your dog shit in the street mind :ermm:

i wish i had a dog:(
I'll just take my Clycat and go home.:sadwalk:
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/146/cly0lf.jpg

back :01:

Clycat :lol:

it took a dump on the path, but i didn't pick it up on the grounds that its dog poo and i don't want to touch dog poo :ermm:

Dog poo on public footpaths can blind little children :no:

good :dabs:

Alrght then ... if you let your dog poo on public footpaths, the next time you walk past, it will attach itself to your leg and give you aids :smilie4:

not if i bring a nice big juicy steak to use as a decoy, it won't :smilie4:

besides, i wear class4 armour which repels aids irl :smilie4:

super-aids > class4 armour + steak :no:

super-aids strikes again :fist:

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Originally Posted by manker

Dog poo on public footpaths can blind little children :no:

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Are these the same people who get they're arms broke by swans :unsure:

those people are called poofs :sorcerer:

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

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Originally Posted by manker

Dog poo on public footpaths can blind little children :no:

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Are these the same people who get they're arms broke by swans :unsure:

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Yes, as adults these children are likely to get their arms broken by swans, possibly due to the dog-poo blindness.

Now, if you don't stop smirking, I'll make you smile on the other side of your face :nono:

I'll put it out when I'm finished:snooty:

There should be two footpaths,
one for dog users & one for pedestrians ~..~

dog "users" :unsure:

If you get dog-poo blindness,
you will need a Guide dog, = Dog user,
two footpaths, one for dog users & one for pedestrians

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I'll put it out when I'm finished:snooty:

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Quality.

It took me two and a half hours to get that joke :pinch:

:dabs: