1. Drinkin beer
2. Shootin guns
3. fucking everything that walks..
4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.
Interesting isnt it?
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1. Drinkin beer
2. Shootin guns
3. fucking everything that walks..
4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.
Interesting isnt it?
:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Linkin Park
There might be hope for you yet :)
Btw, you forgot 4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.
Added ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
STFU:dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Linkin Park
Drinkin beer as nr1 :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Linkin Park
nvm
Funny that Linkin would know when Linkin....Quote:
Originally Posted by {I}{K}{E}
1. Drinkin beer
....ain't old enough to purchase beer.
2. Shootin guns
....can't shoot a gun unless his friends in the Trenchcoat Mafia help out.
3. fucking everything that walks..
....masturbation doesn't count.
4. Eating whenever and whatever possible.
....when his mom puts food in his feeding bowl.
Those Percocet make you crotchety.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
Make sure they don't lock your bowels or you will have a major American impaction.:pinch:
I've stopped takin'em.Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbes
I ain't takin' no more o' dat narcotic. :snooty:
Busyman this is how we do. 1.my uncle buys me booze whenever I want, 2. he has 3 guns so we went shooting (M4,M16,m1 garand) 3.:ph34r: 4. I eat w/e the fuck I want... best of all I dont even live in the US :lol:
That's why you proudly show the USA flag in your profile?Quote:
Originally Posted by Linkin Park
yeah but his boyfriend lives in the states and as soon as marrigae of homos is legal over there he is moving there.
It's already legal in CanCan, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Spider_dude
You're aware Busyman isn't, just now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Linkin Park
Remember, he's still a mesomorph, however couch-bound and convalescent, and would probably grab you by the swaller-pipe and squeeze until your head pops.
:lol: What's the opposite of a Freudian slip? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
A Jungian one, possibly.
:shuriken:
There you go; well done, sir. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by MagicNakor
But I get head though. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Indeed. RED WHITE AND FUCKIN BLUE!!!! :01: :ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
I just don't get it,but it sounds fun
1. Owning a house.
2.Having 2 cars
2 fast 2 furious :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
Nah. That's too easy to have.:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
i have 2 cars. :snooty:
I do too and wifey has 1 one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
I also have a pretty fast lawn tractor.:unsure:
Gawd.
i have 2 pairs of rollerblades, and a scooter. :snooty:
:ermm:
I have a shitty brown ford escort :snooty:
Funny how the American Dream thread turned into the who has got the most stuff thread.
You got a problem with people having 2 two cars?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
How so?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Cause Lilmiss said she has 2 cars, I said I have 2 plus wifey has 1 one, and effy has a shitty brown escort?:lol: :lol:
Certainly not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
I do, however, think it's odd that someone who saves $3 by getting his g/f to pose as a child to go to the cinema keeps three cars when there are only 2 adults in the household.
What did you write that was funny this time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
I always seem to miss it and can never see the correlation between the prose and the smilies.
Dude I'm laughing at you ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I don't have to put the smiley first and whatnot or in between the words:lol: in:lol: my:lol: post.
I suppose the concept I wrote about was funny in an ironic way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
I didn't think it would make anyone laugh, tho'.
Tbh, when I post a :lol: I'm probably just smiling.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's has been a rare occasion (like Linkin Park's thread) when I just fucking lost it and was actually laughing OUT LOUD.
lol
fo'sho?:01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman