What would be your Ultimate Job?

This job should not be about the money

For the sake of science...

Professional hobo.

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mines either:

a CEO of a multi-billion dollar company
the President/Prime Minister of an industrialized country.

there's probably more but I cant think of them.

Actor

It would have to be about money.

Putting it where needs demand and providing adequate stewardship in it's spending.

For the sake of science!

Turkey Wanker at Bernard Matthews Turkey Farms

AID ~ "artificial insemination division"

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It would have to be about money.

Putting it where needs demand and providing adequate stewardship in it's spending.

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You want to be an accountant. Good choice, that man.

I hear they're pretty select. The exams are damn tough too.


Are you up to it :P

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For the sake of science!

Turkey Wanker at Bernard Matthews Turkey Farms

AID ~ "artificial insemination division"

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You and Yogi are indiscernible, postwise.

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It would have to be about money.

Putting it where needs demand and providing adequate stewardship in it's spending.

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You want to be an accountant. Good choice, that man.

I hear they're pretty select. The exams are damn tough too.


Are you up to it :P

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No need; I would be an excellent "money magnate" just as I am.

Stewardship is a strong suit of mine, bar-and/or otherwise.

Counting money is no problem.

Beans may or may not be another proposition, but I don't care.

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You want to be an accountant. Good choice, that man.

I hear they're pretty select. The exams are damn tough too.


Are you up to it :P

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No need; I would be an excellent "money magnate" just as I am.

Stewardship is a strong suit of mine, bar-and/or otherwise.

Counting money is no problem.

Beans may or may not be another proposition, but I don't care.

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Yeeeeeah.

I think, maybe, an accounting technician would be a better suited vocation. You can count all the stuff you like. It doesn't pay well but job satisfaction is more important, wouldn't you say.


Tell me, are you any good at making cups of tea :huh:

If money was not a factor, binman (refuse collector).

Fantastic job.

owner of a high fidelity style record shop.
inc; jack black, of course. :happy:

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Tell me, are you any good at making cups of tea :huh:

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Actually, I have a man(ker) for that. :P

Is the post of belly button polisher for Kate Beckinsale taken?

If not I am available :)

A woman that can swallow me and not go just past the head.
That would be just grand.


:happy:

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owner of a high fidelity style record shop.
inc; jack black, of course. :happy:

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What she said. Ditto.

Edit: Minus jack black ofc :ph34r:

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A woman that can swallow me and not go just past the head.
That would be just grand.

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I saw a documentary on anacondas just recently - sounds like just the ticket.

To paint the white lines in the middle of the road, but it would get tiring the further you get away from the paint pot :dabs:

/edit WB zed :D

I'd be and ex-mudulatör in some forum.


...no, wait....



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A woman that can swallow me and not go just past the head.
That would be just grand.

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I saw a documentary on anacondas just recently - sounds like just the ticket.

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I was waiting for the anaconda reference. Didn't take long.:happy:

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I saw a documentary on anacondas just recently - sounds like just the ticket.

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I was waiting for the anaconda reference. Didn't take long.:happy:

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I was gonna say python - but to get that big ole Even Stevened square head down in one gulp, I thought the extra girth of the anaconda's jaw would be more suitable.

not just for the sake of science ...that would be wrong. But if you insist, I would definitely become a scientist....

Pornstar.

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rly :schnauz:

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I was waiting for the anaconda reference. Didn't take long.:happy:

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I was gonna say python - but to get that big ole Even Stevened square head down in one gulp, I thought the extra girth of the anaconda's jaw would be more suitable.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

On a serious note though, I've only been with one woman that could do it and do it consistently.:(

It's not cool getting vomited on.:angry: Hard to get out of the pubics.:sick:

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Pornstar.

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good choice because you dont need to pass P.E. and art for that job.


:lookaroun

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Pornstar.

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good choice because you dont need to pass P.E. and art for that job.


:lookaroun

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Great for getting drip dick too.

Excellent choice.

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I was gonna say python - but to get that big ole Even Stevened square head down in one gulp, I thought the extra girth of the anaconda's jaw would be more suitable.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

On a serious note though, I've only been with one woman that could do it and do it consistently.:(

It's not cool getting vomited on.:angry: Hard to get out of the pubics.:sick:

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Don't think deep throating a bloke can be much good for a woman.


I'm happy with a normal bj :happy:

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Great for getting drip dick too.

Excellent choice.

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Cheers!:lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

On a serious note though, I've only been with one woman that could do it and do it consistently.:(

It's not cool getting vomited on.:angry: Hard to get out of the pubics.:sick:

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Don't think deep throating a bloke can be much good for a woman.


I'm happy with a normal bj :happy:

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When you've had one that can do it without gagging, you'll never forget it.

If I had a choice though, I'd settle for a threesome...which I've never had.:(

Zoo keeper looking after Tigers

Under Water Basket Weaver off the coast of some tropical Island.

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Under Water Basket Weaver off the coast of some tropical Island.

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Child Labour :dry:

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Under Water Basket Weaver off the coast of some tropical Island.

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Child Labour :dry:

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Nah, I'll do the basket weaving...so I can be under the ocean with Nimo lmao..then sip pina colada's in my bungalo at night...lol:D

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Nah, I'll do the basket weaving...so I can be under the ocean with Nimo lmao..then sip pina colada's in my bungalo at night...lol:D

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Interesting...:blink:

Hippychick; post in the spam fred and try to get to 2000 posts tonight, ftw :01:

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Hippychick; post in the spam fred and try to get to 2000 posts tonight, ftw :01:

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agreed



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dream job = games producer director person :01:

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Hippychick; post in the spam fred and try to get to 2000 posts tonight, ftw :01:

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It wont be tonight, I'm about to go see Underworld 2 :01:

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Hippychick; post in the spam fred and try to get to 2000 posts tonight, ftw :01:

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It wont be tonight, I'm about to go see Underworld 2 :01:

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Have a nice time :snooty:

Massaging oil onto the bodies of swimwear models like this:naughty:

http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/...ack250x450.jpg