I just knew it would happen someday

Bye, manker. http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1873/wavesad9zu.gif

heh, he's rly called timothy irl too!:unsure:

The brotherhood will get me out of it :happy:


I have read about this in the local paper, the bloke would have got away with it for who knows how much longer - but he tried to rip off an old lady (:ermm:). This is my favourite bit:

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Trading standards officers from the council started an investigation into Worel in 2004. During this time, a recruitment agency sent his CV to the council to try to get him a job, while the council was trying to prosecute him.

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Quality.

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He was sacked after four years when his employers realised he had done no work.

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Qualitier.

4 years fannying about before they realized.

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He was sacked after four years when his employers realised he had done no work.

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Qualitier.

4 years fannying about before they realized.

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I figured that part was journalistic licence.

There's no way a purported accountant could get away with doing feck all for four years :smilie4:




Three, three and a half, maybe. But not four - no way.
Nosiree bob.

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He was sacked after four years when his employers realised he had done no work.

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Qualitier.

4 years fannying about before they realized.

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How long has manker been getting away with it:shifty:

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Qualitier.

4 years fannying about before they realized.

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How long has manker been getting away with it:shifty:

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I'm thinking, Poly at 18, degree at 22, bit of apprenticeship, own business at 24.

So, 3 or 4 years would be my guess.

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How long has manker been getting away with it:shifty:

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I'm thinking, Poly at 18, degree at 22, bit of apprenticeship, own business at 24.

So, 3 or 4 years would be my guess.

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18-24? sounds like 6 years to me, I mean come on, a poly?:rolleyes:

Who's poly,was she the Malaysian burd?

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I'm thinking, Poly at 18, degree at 22, bit of apprenticeship, own business at 24.

So, 3 or 4 years would be my guess.

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18-24? sounds like 6 years to me, I mean come on, a poly?:rolleyes:

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No, that's when he had to work. Then the fannying about started.

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How long has manker been getting away with it:shifty:

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I'm thinking, Poly at 18, degree at 22, bit of apprenticeship, own business at 24.

So, 3 or 4 years would be my guess.

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:ermm:

If it turns out that you are, in fact, my Dad - I'm not going to be impressed.

I don't think I've even said all of that stuff on here but that's uncannily accurate.


Btw, your tax bill isn't ready yet so stop phoning me.

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I'm thinking, Poly at 18, degree at 22, bit of apprenticeship, own business at 24.

So, 3 or 4 years would be my guess.

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:ermm:

If it turns out that you are, in fact, my Dad - I'm not going to be impressed.

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:lol: irl

When are you bringing manlet to stop over btw. Then you and Mrs manker can go out for the night.

That's the sort of thing he says in front of missus manker because he knows I'd rather go out with the lads :dabs:

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That's the sort of thing he says in front of missus manker because he knows I'd rather go out with the lads :dabs:

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Oh sorry, you meant lads plural.

I thought it was just your quaint Welsh ways.

not many in his village:dabs:

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That's the sort of thing he says in front of missus manker because he knows I'd rather go out with the lads :dabs:

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Poof

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He says that a lot too, particularly when I'm talking to Mam about hair straighteners and moisturiser :dabs:

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Poof

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He says that a lot too, particularly when I'm talking to Mam about hair straighteners and moisturiser :dabs:

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Whilst eating triangulated sandwiches and sipping Babycham, presumablement.

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Poof

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He says that a lot too, particularly when I'm talking to Mam about hair straighteners and moisturiser :dabs:

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:glag:

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He says that a lot too, particularly when I'm talking to Mam about hair straighteners and moisturiser :dabs:

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Whilst eating triangulated sandwiches and sipping Babycham, presumablement.

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That sentence has a 3 "in joke" quotient.

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Whilst eating triangulated sandwiches and sipping Babycham, presumablement.

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That sentence has a 3 "in joke" quotient.

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:lol: Some kind of record, Shirley.

Newbies must think we're mental, no wonder they don't hang about for long.