Do you take a look at your shit after getting up from the pot ?

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yea :lookaroun

Probably a good habit to get in too depending on ones age . If it looks like a small pencil start writing your will ! :ph34r:

Only if it felt like I had a baby.

Gotta see how big the log was.

Otherwise no. When I sit on the pot I do a couple courtesy flushes.

Don't really feel like looking down for results.

"Corn? I don't remember eating corn." :idunno:

:lol: I cant stop laughing.

Some times.

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Only if it felt like I had a baby.

Gotta see how big the log was.

Otherwise no. When I sit on the pot I do a couple courtesy flushes.

Don't really feel like looking down for results.

"Corn? I don't remember eating corn." :idunno:

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:lol:

When you have children some of the cutest conversations start out " my god honey come and look at what little juniour just did " You either go look for a big stick to break it up or start handing out cigars ! :lol:

Yah, because sometimes as it happens to everybody the shit gets stuck to the toilet, and you have to use the toilet brush...:P

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Yah, because sometimes as it happens to everybody the shit gets stuck to the toilet, and you have to use the toilet brush...:P

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Good point but that's after you flush.

We call it

:shit: REMNANTS!! :shit:

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Yah, because sometimes as it happens to everybody the shit gets stuck to the toilet, and you have to use the toilet brush...:P

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Good point but that's after you flush.

We call it

:shit: REMNANTS!! :shit:

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Yes and REMNANTS are uncool especially if it's not yours:lol:

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Yah, because sometimes as it happens to everybody the shit gets stuck to the toilet, and you have to use the toilet brush...:P

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nastiest thing evar.:lookaroun

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Good point but that's after you flush.

We call it

:shit: REMNANTS!! :shit:

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Yes and REMNANTS are uncool especially if it's not yours:lol:

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I'll tell you the worst...

You are in a public restroom. You've already pissed in the bowl and you are takin' shit and the first plop hits and splashs water up your asshole.:angry:

Then you start worrying about some algae or something growing in your ass 'cause your ass conveniently clinches up trapping the nasty water inside.:sick:

Another thing I hate about public restrooms is that not only do I have to put a liner down on the seat (no biggie), I have to put tissue on the part in front of my johnson otherwise it'll touch the bowl or hang down and touch that nasty ass water or should I say nasty asswater.:frusty:

Come to think of it, I do the tissueinfrontofthejohnson bit at home too.:ermm:

clean freak :snooty:

Yeah lol.... :lookaroun

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Yes and REMNANTS are uncool especially if it's not yours:lol:

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I'll tell you the worst...

You are in a public restroom. You've already pissed in the bowl and you are takin' shit and the first plop hits and splashs water up your asshole.:angry:

Then you start worrying about some algae or something growing in your ass 'cause your ass conveniently clinches up trapping the nasty water inside.:sick:

Another thing I hate about public restrooms is that not only do I have to put a liner down on the seat (no biggie), I have to put tissue on the part in front of my johnson otherwise it'll touch the bowl or hang down and touch that nasty ass water or should I say nasty asswater.:frusty:

Come to think of it, I do the tissueinfrontofthejohnson bit at home too.:ermm:

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lol busyman, you're such a bathroom noob:P

What you do is you just have to crouch on top of the toilet bowl, and throw down a HUGE amount of toilet paper down the toilet, and there you have it. Nothing from the toilet will ever make contact with your precious arse.

Hey if you think about it, asians don't use toilets, they do exactly what I described. See they're so much smarter and cleaner:P :lol:

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You are in a public restroom. You've already pissed in the bowl and you are takin' shit and the first plop hits and splashs water up your asshole.:angry:

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LMFAO!!!!! I hate that :lol: :lol: :dry: :angry: :frusty: :ermm: :ph34r:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I'll tell you the worst...

You are in a public restroom. You've already pissed in the bowl and you are takin' shit and the first plop hits and splashs water up your asshole.:angry:

Then you start worrying about some algae or something growing in your ass 'cause your ass conveniently clinches up trapping the nasty water inside.:sick:

Another thing I hate about public restrooms is that not only do I have to put a liner down on the seat (no biggie), I have to put tissue on the part in front of my johnson otherwise it'll touch the bowl or hang down and touch that nasty ass water or should I say nasty asswater.:frusty:

Come to think of it, I do the tissueinfrontofthejohnson bit at home too.:ermm:

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lol busyman, you're such a bathroom noob:P

What you do is you just have to crouch on top of the toilet bowl, and throw down a HUGE amount of toilet paper down the toilet, and there you have it. Nothing from the toilet will ever make contact with your precious arse.

Hey if you think about it, asians don't use toilets, they do exactly what I described. See they're so much smarter and cleaner:P :lol:

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Actually the HUGE amount is not needed.

Just enough to stop the plop. I'm not trying to have a piss n' shit overflow.

Then you have to bullseye the baby onto the landing pad.:happy:

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You are in a public restroom. You've already pissed in the bowl and you are takin' shit and the first plop hits and splashs water up your asshole.:angry:

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Yeah I'd say that's about the worst shit ever... :sick:

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You are in a public restroom.

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You mean public loo, right? ;)

gatta view the masterpiece.