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It does have a back button...
Yeah, and all the women boobs made of silicpn and act in a way you understand.
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Originally Posted by SnnY
Yeah...like that's gonna happen! :lol:
also theres no way to be bitch slaped when u call a whore on an msn cam fat...
Sometimes, I'm just a happy, cheerful sort of chap.
Where can I get one of these intertents, they sound fab.
The internet has helped me pitch many a tent.
It may have helped you pitch, I suspect it has also helped you toss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
You know, I could totally be wanking off when I posted that, and you'd never know it.Quote:
I'm already posting one-handed, I need no further stimulation right now :snooty:
I'd like to see that happen, in polite conversation.
Then again, maybe not :dabs:
:lol:
im not wearing any trousers whislt typing this, in rl you get told off by old people for doing such a thing :smilie4:
Loobi must be home soon then :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
oh noes, got to go pick her up!1 :oQuote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Has she fell over :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Fallen over, has she "fallen over".Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
When you wrote stuff in skewl, did it come back with red ink written all over it, saying cryptic stuff like "tempus" or "tense" and "constr." and "gramm." :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
:lookaroun
That's a bit harsh.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
Well known chant in pubs when a bird (fit or ugly, fat or thin - doesn't matter) falls over.
'She fell over, she fell over, she fell over'. Repeat ad nauseum.
Also common in footie matches when the ref trips - except for the chant, the 'she' is replaced with a 'he'.
I knew what effy was on about :01:
Just trying to figure out how the british school-system works, is all :unsure:
:01:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
@ Snny did they have to be in that order :schnauz:
It is always 'she'. Always.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Pretty meh, judging by most stuff posted here :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
:rod?:
it's "you" fell over thus eliminating the need to change it for the faller's gender:smilie4:
Nah, it's always 'she'. Especially good for football matches because you imply that the player or ref is in fact a girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
No, I imagine they'd be written all over the paper, many, many times :pQuote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
I was angling for JP there, what with his Paradise season ticket et al - but you'll do :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
:rod:
Bo has only been to one football match in his life. At Anfield. With his Mam. Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
That's true. No-one is quite sure what the hell they are playing in Sunderland, it sure ain't football.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm swimming straight past:snooty:
Is it fell over or fell down,I mean what did they fall over,their shadow?
Mind you can't fall up or can you...hmmm?
That's wot mackerels do, innit?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo