best wai to open a

got a coconut from morrisons cos i lyke coconuts but it's really hard to get into it :unsure:

hit it off your head, really hard, and video the whole thing:smilie4:

no :ermm:

k:dabs:

its just making a mess now <_<

Use a coconut opener.

there isn't one :no:

maybe some fire would work? :ermm:

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there isn't one :no:

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I think they had a few for sale on eBay.

problem solved, i put it in a bag and threw the bag on the ground real hard and it cracked it ftw

and you were gonna have me buy this coconut opener :smilie4:

Your suppose to throw balls at them lyke they do at the fair :smilie4:

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Your suppose to throw balls at them lyke they do at the fair :smilie4:

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any excuse to get them out :smilie4:

Hit it with a coconut.

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Hit it with a coconut.

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read the fred, n00b <_<

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Hit it with a coconut.

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read the fred, n00b <_<

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I did, gimboid.

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read the fred, n00b <_<

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I did, gimboid.

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then why would i hit it with another coconut when it's already open, arse farmer.

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I did, gimboid.

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then why would i hit it with another coconut when it's already open, arse farmer.

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Have you never heard the urban legend of when you hit two identical hammers together they explode. Maybe JPaul thought it would do the same with coconuts :unsure:

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then why would i hit it with another coconut when it's already open, arse farmer.

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Have you never heard the urban legend of when you hit two identical hammers together they explode. Maybe JPaul thought it would do the same with coconuts :unsure:

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See, Phil understands.

:dabs:

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I did, gimboid.

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then why would i hit it with another coconut when it's already open, arse farmer.

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Revenge is a dish best served with coconut.

buy hummer, then drive the coconut to university so it may learn to open up spiritually.

Last I opened one, I think I drove a nail into it, and then pulled it out and did that over a couple of times, so I could pour the milk out.

'cos I didn't want any bits of shell in it, like wot you get when you drill :dabs:



Then I just went at it with a saw.



I'm self-taught :happy:

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buy hummer, then drive the coconut to university so it may learn to open up spiritually.

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it probably wont want to come back in a car that does 3 metres per galon though :dabs:


i just hit coconuts with hammers :dabs:

Take them upstairs and drop on concrete,works with heads to :)

so i'm not the only person who thought it would be fun to slap t'nut on a coconut and nearly knocked myself out? :unsure:

http://www.taveuniresort.com/gallery72.html
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Elect...conut_20opener
http://firefirefly.blogspot.com/2005...er-person.html

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so i'm not the only person who thought it would be fun to slap t'nut on a coconut and nearly knocked myself out? :unsure:

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No, but you're probably the only person to use such creative grammar in order to describe the event :smilie4:

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so i'm not the only person who thought it would be fun to slap t'nut on a coconut and nearly knocked myself out? :unsure:

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No, but you're probably the only person to use such creative grammar in order to describe the event :smilie4:

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yorkshire term


or was that a rod?

or your dirty mind?

lol, geptard. Stop looking for rods where there are none.

You mixed your tenses up, nothing too serious :dabs:

I'd be feckin tense if I nutted a coconut..

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Tense=Terrence, innit?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ecksowl6ix.gif

you should've thrown it at the nearest innocent bystander :rolleyes:

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you should've thrown it at the nearest innocent bystander :rolleyes:

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Hey why you look at me...I ain't innocent,I ain't a Pope at all:P

ok any bystander that is by-standing then :P

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Last I opened one, I think I drove a nail into it, and then pulled it out and did that over a couple of times, so I could pour the milk out.

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:rod:

Heheh, I didn't realize they'd made it official.

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then why would i hit it with another coconut when it's already open, arse farmer.

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Have you never heard the urban legend of when you hit two identical hammers together they explode. Maybe JPaul thought it would do the same with coconuts :unsure:

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They should try that one on mythbusters.

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Have you never heard the urban legend of when you hit two identical hammers together they explode. Maybe JPaul thought it would do the same with coconuts :unsure:

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They should try that one on mythbusters.

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I like Mythbusters me.