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Do you think they ever did it....
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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Perhaps on a road paved with cawk.
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Originally Posted by hobbes
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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Perhaps on a road paved with cawk.
Have you been down it :rolleyes:
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I believe that's what they pro-claimed.
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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
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Originally Posted by hobbes
Perhaps on a road paved with cawk.
Have you been down it :rolleyes:
There really are roads paved with cawk? Where the hell do you live?
I prefer assfault.
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Originally Posted by hobbes
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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Perhaps on a road paved with cawk.
I have noticed a recent downturn in the quality of your postings. Relying heavily on the use of the word "cawk". Is this a deliberate thing or have you recently taken a rather large quantity of psychotropic drugs, leading to an unfortunate permanent effect.
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Originally Posted by hobbes
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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Have you been down it :rolleyes:
There really are roads paved with cawk? Where the hell do you live?
I prefer assfault.
Obviously not near a road paved with cawk :blink:
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The ancient Egyptians used to cut the penis off their vanquished enemies on the battlefield. Once this was done, the dismembered members were taken to a scribe who counted them in order to properly ascertain just how many soldiers the Egyptians had slaughtered.
They could probably have paved a garden path with cawk, if the mood had taken them :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by manker
The ancient Egyptians used to cut the penis off their vanquished enemies on the battlefield.
I feel quite ill. :sick:
Not with the concept, with that sentence.
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I had to butcher it because I didn't know the plural of penis and couldn't be arsed to google :dabs:
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Originally Posted by manker
I had to butcher it because I didn't know the plural of penis and couldn't be arsed to google :dabs:
You should haved used penii.
Few people would have the bottle to question it and if they did you could have pulled a Busboy and pretended it was a rod
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Originally Posted by GepperRankins
penii?
How are we going to get out of this one well.
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I think you'll find it was thier thumbs they cut off manker,much more up your street.
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Originally Posted by Gripper
I think you'll find it was thier thumbs they cut off manker,much more up your street.
:lol:
:babumdish:
More up his back passage I think you'll find.
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Originally Posted by suprafreak6
who are those guys
The two ronnies :01:
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Originally Posted by JPaul
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Originally Posted by manker
I had to butcher it because I didn't know the plural of penis and couldn't be arsed to google :dabs:
You should haved used penii.
Few people would have the bottle to question it and if they did you could have pulled a Busboy and pretended it was a rod
I thought of that but then got worried about catching aids, like what happened to Busyboi when he did it :dabs:
I think it was the bad aids too :no:
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Originally Posted by suprafreak6
who are those guys
Gripper and mank3r, they're just these guys, you know.
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Originally Posted by JPaul
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Originally Posted by Gripper
I think you'll find it was thier thumbs they cut off manker,much more up your street.
:lol:
:babumdish:
More up his back passage I think you'll find.
I'd have said 'alley' rather than 'street' but it still raised a chuckle :happy:
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Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by JPaul
You should haved used penii.
Few people would have the bottle to question it and if they did you could have pulled a Busboy and pretended it was a rod
I thought of that but then got worried about catching aids, like what happened to Busyboi when he did it :dabs:
I think it was the bad aids too :no:
Yeah but he did it from a wankpit.
The first guy to ever catch bad aids from himself.
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I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Proclaimers
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Classis lyrics
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Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by JPaul
:lol:
:babumdish:
More up his back passage I think you'll find.
I'd have said 'alley' rather than 'street' but it still raised a chuckle :happy:
I've got a mate who says, "how's things up you end".
We always larf at that.
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Originally Posted by JPaul
I have noticed a recent downturn in the quality of your postings. Relying heavily on the use of the word "cawk". Is this a deliberate thing or have you recently taken a rather large quantity of psychotropic drugs, leading to an unfortunate permanent effect.
At least I haven't resorted to talking about soccer in the wrong forum, like anyone gives a fuck.
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Re: Do you think they ever did it....
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Originally Posted by Gripper
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Proclaimers
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
fa la la la (fa la la la)
fa la la la (fa la la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Classis lyrics
That song is a bucket of penii.
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And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
Jpaul,as a person from up north could you explain these lyrics to me
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
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Re: Do you think they ever did it....
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Originally Posted by hobbes
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Originally Posted by JPaul
I have noticed a recent downturn in the quality of your postings. Relying heavily on the use of the word "cawk". Is this a deliberate thing or have you recently taken a rather large quantity of psychotropic drugs, leading to an unfortunate permanent effect.
At least I haven't resorted to talking about soccer in the wrong forum, like anyone gives a fuck.
Fair point, who does give a fuck what you post about.
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Originally Posted by Gripper
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
Jpaul,as a person from up north could you explain these lyrics to me
And if I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you
Haver = Gibbering a lot of pish.
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Originally Posted by JPaul
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Originally Posted by hobbes
At least I haven't resorted to talking about soccer in the wrong forum, like anyone gives a fuck.
Fair point, who does give a fuck what you post about.
About ten times as many people who even both to click on your drivel about kicky bawlz.
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JP dribbling on kicky bawls is the sole reason I haven't left fst for pastures new :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by hobbes
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Originally Posted by JPaul
Fair point, who does give a fuck what you post about.
About ten times as many people who even both to click on your drivel about kicky bawlz.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Every time I read your posts nowadays I think of Zorro. I have no idea why.
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Originally Posted by manker
JP dribbling on kicky bawls is the sole reason I haven't left fst for pastures new :smilie4:
That is like aspiring to mediocrity.
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Originally Posted by hobbes
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Originally Posted by manker
JP dribbling on kicky bawls is the sole reason I haven't left fst for pastures new :smilie4:
That is like aspiring to mediocrity.
What does that mean.
Sorry if you really have actually gone mental, I was just joshing before.
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Originally Posted by hobbes
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Originally Posted by manker
JP dribbling on kicky bawls is the sole reason I haven't left fst for pastures new :smilie4:
That is like aspiring to mediocrity.
And that is a bit like a non sequitur.
But who cares, because it is an exquisitely constructed sentence :happy:
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Get out of my head, Mr. so called JPaul :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by JPaul
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Originally Posted by hobbes
That is like aspiring to mediocrity.
What does that mean.
Sorry if you really have actually gone mental, I was just joshing before.
You've used this line to the point that pointing out how trite it is would sound, um er, trite.
You might need to employ a new writer, just so that we will not fall asleep at your witty rebuttals.
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Originally Posted by manker
Get out of my head, Mr. so called JPaul :smilie4:
:lol:
You have good drunkard recollection skills.
Unless it's one of those "remember stuff when you have another drink" things.
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Originally Posted by hobbes
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Originally Posted by JPaul
What does that mean.
Sorry if you really have actually gone mental, I was just joshing before.
You've used this line to the point that pointing out how trite it is would sound, um er, trite.
You might need to employ a new writer, just so that we will not fall asleep at your witty rebuttals.
No you're right, I can only apologise for failing to entertain you. I will try harder in the future.
If the board could take this as my personal apology to hobbes, for failing to keep my posts up to a reasonable standard I would consider it a great personal kindness.
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Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by hobbes
That is like aspiring to mediocrity.
And that is a bit like a non sequitur.
But who cares, because it is an exquisitely constructed sentence :happy:
Staying here to listen to Jp babble on about an inconsequential sport is analogous to another desiring to be mediocre.
You take a great interest in the forgetable.