I've always liked Middlesex, Essex and Kent because they sound rude.
Edit: Can some kindly mod change this to "The best English county" please.
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I've always liked Middlesex, Essex and Kent because they sound rude.
Edit: Can some kindly mod change this to "The best English county" please.
Scunthorpe :pinch:
I know it's not a county but it`s got a rude word in it
That reminds me of a joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
What three football teams have a rude name in their name?
Scunthorpe, Arsenal and Manchester fucking United.
RacistQuote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
I just thought it was a little unfair to the Welsh who don't have towns or counties, just mining villages.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Wales is an English county. :ph34r:
Nah, it's just a wee bit of England, without vowels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Wales is England's piss? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Racist!
What are you talking about, Nazi.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Devon ftw :01:
Is Westminister a county? if it is, then westminister, or hounslow.
cumberland
durham ftw! :D
Cumbria
No, we don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Oh wait, you mean the names, right?
North Tyneside:smilie4:
and/or Northumberland
Berkshire :01:
Scratchy Bottom, Dorset. :naughty:
I know it's not a county, just wanted to add it.
Has anyone been to Whitby before?
Cumberland , because of Mary Port ,Carlyle and the Lake Dist . :)
Devon's shite. Full of Pikeys and Janners and sheep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Nice beaches though.
Feck, that's a lot of beaches. Are you quite sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Ha. Didn't work. I might have been slightly inebriated when I wrote that but I takes my beaches seriously....Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
There's a few more than nine! :lol:
Liar, liar, pants on fire. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
You looked and I'm not having it otherwise. :no2:
I spit on Welsh pronounciation.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Seriously, we all do.
I didn't look!
At that point I was concentrating so hard on typing that I couldn't have got it wrong.
You Beach!
yts hrdlyy srprysyng.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Are you the only person in the World whose typing becomes more accriate when you are pished.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
I just concentrate really hard because I'm aware I get finger-aids when I've had a tipple. I don't like seeing perma-proof of my drunkeness upon awakening.
You mean like when you've thrown up into your tool bag and your trowel is all rusty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
I managed to buy bread and peanut butter on the way home last night in a startling moment of clarity, assessing the severity of my forthcoming hangover, and concluding that a swath of toast would be welcome in the morning.
I went to the shop and bought more beer. :dabs:
Peanut Butter as a hangover cure. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
People like you disgust me, you are beneath contempt.
More beer, that's the best kind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
I admire people like you, you are to be exalted.
In fact I'll go and exalt you now.
Peanut butter is great. As is creamcheese and marmite all mixed up on toast, which is what I'm eating now.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
@cheese. Have you checked the footy scores?
I forgot real football existed for a few hours then. Thanks for reminding me. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Have you perhaps used one of those eggs you've been trying to sell in the Drawing Room.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Kent FTW
i was having lunch in a place just across the road from the stadium, who needs radio commentary:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
i see newcastle won then