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get on msn.
Doubt he will - he thinks you're a dick :dabs:
20% of my body is but for the most part no.
Is Dave speaking the truth when he says his is lyke double the size of yours?
I have no information on the information of his size.
He once posted that it was 8 inches long - but that he wasn't insecure enough to measure it.
So, yeah, I don't know how he came to that conclusion.
8 inches as measured by a man = 5.26 inches as measured by a woman with an accurate tapemeasure.
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Spider_dude is missing out on all the cawlk talk.
Or was that your plan all along manker?
Lure him in with the cawlk.
Women have small hands anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Fact.
Yeah but women are evil. Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Can't do without 'em tho :dabs:
Buy more plates :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I thought you lived with your Mam :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Just remember get some extra tissues (or socks if you're posh) the next time you go to Somerfield and you're laughing, mate.
Do they get plates cleaner :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Paper plates and plastic cutlery - ftw :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Small hands makes the under-endowed look better.
Fact
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Originally Posted by manker
I'm not allowed any real plates. :greek: :dry:
ive en on msn for the whole day.
rly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Does cheese agree :pinch:
He doesn't need to. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
i heard cheese has big hands and a small cawk made of plastic.
Yeah, so anyway. I kinda suggested - quietly - that my missus should make an ID and post on this forum.
She said that she wasn't arsed and never has.
I think I'll keep it that way - you lot are wankers :D
get her voice on the mic
Might be a good idea, these poor chaps would never know what hit them if she did! :lol:
I kinda expected a certain amount of mud-slinging 'tho. :dry:
you should get her to join, we wouldn't send her filthy pm's or anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
*glagQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Use empornium, weirdo.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
What movie was she in, do you have a torrent.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It was a solo performance - Bukkake Shenanigans Deep in the Wank-Pit.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
She did the voice over - Busy's was too high pitched.
:lol: irlQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Mrs manker has the voice of a black, male, midget, masturbating.
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