SaRa your box is full

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03-10-2006, 02:57 PM
Spider_dude

SaRa your box is full

by box i mean cunt.
03-10-2006, 02:59 PM
GepperRankins

Re: SaRa your box is full

:lol:

/modulated
03-10-2006, 02:59 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: SaRa your box is full

rolf!
03-10-2006, 03:00 PM
manker

Re: SaRa your box is full

:glag: :earl:
03-10-2006, 03:05 PM
Spider_dude

Re: SaRa your box is full

i bet i get moderated for this, sara if you are reading this please note it is all in jest.
03-10-2006, 03:06 PM
GepperRankins

Re: SaRa your box is full

ingest?
03-10-2006, 03:06 PM
sArA

Re: SaRa your box is full

Bad, bad, naughty spidey..... :nono:
03-10-2006, 03:06 PM
manker

Re: SaRa your box is full

:lol:

Opened the thread and rolfed again.

http://www.monochrom.at/eloquence/img/b3ta/rolf.gif
03-10-2006, 03:20 PM
Busyman

Re: SaRa your box is full

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spider_dude

by box i mean cunt.

I'll be out in a hour, jeez.:dry:
03-10-2006, 03:21 PM
Buffalo

Re: SaRa your box is full

Nice one! :lol:

And a nice box!!!
03-10-2006, 03:23 PM
Virtualbody1234

Re: SaRa your box is full

Hey! It's sArA not SaRa. :angry:
03-10-2006, 03:24 PM
twisterX

Re: SaRa your box is full

:lol: So who filled it up. :mellow:

WHERES MANKER!!
03-10-2006, 03:27 PM
manker

Re: SaRa your box is full

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisterX

:lol: So who filled it up. :mellow:

WHERES MANKER!!

Feck off, I wouldn't fill it up.

Busy strapped a Ford Cortina to his back the last time he tried, but still had to tie himself to the bed post :smilie4:
03-10-2006, 03:29 PM
Buffalo

Re: SaRa your box is full

:lol: was it a Mark 3?
03-10-2006, 03:30 PM
manker

Re: SaRa your box is full

Quote:

Originally Posted by CELEBS

:lol: was it a Mark 3?

Yep. Spoilers and everything.
03-10-2006, 03:30 PM
Spider_dude

Re: SaRa your box is full

and a big chavved up bohr exhaust
03-10-2006, 03:31 PM
Buffalo

Re: SaRa your box is full

fucking hell, that's one big motor!
03-10-2006, 03:34 PM
manker

Re: SaRa your box is full

Quote:

Originally Posted by CELEBS

fucking hell, that's one big motor!

Yeah. Not big enough, tho'.

Going down on Sara is like being lost in the Delta-quadrant.
03-10-2006, 03:35 PM
Biggles

Re: SaRa your box is full

:lol:

The only thing that is going to get boxed is Spider's ears.
03-10-2006, 03:36 PM
Buffalo

Re: SaRa your box is full

:lol: Not quite deep space Nine then! :(
03-10-2006, 03:36 PM
manker

Re: SaRa your box is full

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

:lol:

The only thing that is going to get boxed is Spider's ears.

And his neck, his shoulders, hips ... .
03-10-2006, 03:37 PM
Buffalo

Re: SaRa your box is full

Did he have his socks still on?

:lol:
03-10-2006, 03:41 PM
manker

Re: SaRa your box is full

Sara's fanny is so big that Busyman took one look and said 'Feck, that's the biggest I've ever seen. It's absolutely massive. Seriously, it's the biggest I've ever seen'.

Sara was a little hurt and said he didn't have to keep reiterating it.

Busyman replied; "I'm sure I only said it once, once once once ..."
03-10-2006, 03:41 PM
Barbarossa

Re: SaRa your box is full

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by CELEBS

fucking hell, that's one big motor!

Yeah. Not big enough, tho'.

Going down on Sara is like being lost in the Delta-quadrant.

One presumes then you can get back out through a wormhole? :pinch:
03-10-2006, 03:46 PM
manker

Re: SaRa your box is full

Hurt by all the remarks, Sara goes home and sets her dressing mirror down on the floor, straddling it, she peers down to see if it really is all that big.

Her boyfriend comes into the room and enquires what she's doing.

'Ermm, learning a new dance'

'Well, be careful, there's a fecking great hole in the floor'.
03-10-2006, 03:53 PM
GepperRankins

Re: SaRa your box is full

i've heard better from vidcc
03-10-2006, 04:09 PM
Barbarossa

Re: SaRa your box is full

sArA walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.

"Fellas! My pussy is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes off these huge size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her pussy. The boots are sucked right in. He grabs a flashlight and that too is sucked in. He puts his face down between her legs to get a better look and HE gets sucked in. Inside he hears noises.

"Is someone else in here?" he asks.

"Yeah, I've been in here for a week," the voice says.

"Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here," the cowboy says.

"Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out."
03-10-2006, 04:15 PM
Busyman

Re: SaRa your box is full

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

sArA walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.

"Fellas! My pussy is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes off these huge size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her pussy. The boots are sucked right in. He grabs a flashlight and that too is sucked in. He puts his face down between her legs to get a better look and HE gets sucked in. Inside he hears noises.

"Is someone else in here?" he asks.

"Yeah, I've been in here for a week," the voice says.

"Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here," the cowboy says.

"Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out."

:lol: :lol: :lol: that made me chuckle irl.
03-10-2006, 06:02 PM
DanB

Re: SaRa your box is full

:glag:
03-10-2006, 06:05 PM
manker

Re: SaRa your box is full

Back.

Why was Sara never a cheerleader? Because everytime she did the splits, she stuck to the floor of the gym.
03-10-2006, 07:54 PM
JPaul

Re: SaRa your box is full

Sorry, I must have walked into primary seven by mistake.
03-10-2006, 08:10 PM
manker

Re: SaRa your box is full

Things be rough in Scotchland - I'm (badly) recalling jokes from comprehensive school :smilie4:
03-10-2006, 08:11 PM
JPaul

Re: SaRa your box is full

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Things be rough in Scotchland - I'm (badly) recalling jokes from comprehensive school :smilie4:

Grammer School, Shirley.
03-11-2006, 08:54 AM
Gripper

Re: SaRa your box is full

I thought them was saddle bags on her motorbike