your gunna git beat :01:
Please note that I am not referring to the NUFC/Man Utd game I am actually threatening manker with a punching.
C'mon teh toon :whistling
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your gunna git beat :01:
Please note that I am not referring to the NUFC/Man Utd game I am actually threatening manker with a punching.
C'mon teh toon :whistling
Nah, I think manker could beat you in a fight. If it was today.
Mark Knopfler - Local Hero :happy:
Us>them
fact.
We are the geordieeesss
the geordie boot boys
etc.
I pwned him at arm-wrestling, so probably.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Chebus, did I phone your missus last night? If so, please pass on my apologies. I seem to have phoned everyone in my phone's memory.
It's the day for me to be apologetic - and I've not even talked to anyone earl yet (apart from teh missus, who I've also apologised to).
United will win 3-1 and Ronaldo will score twice :smilie4:
Gaylord Bank Clerk v Tax Dodging Poet.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Why didn't SKY Sport cover that one. :blink:
glowhead vs short welshman in a babycham and shandy fuelled matchup:smilie4:
I tried to negotiate terms with them but Cheese was too busy shouting at foreign exchange students and waving his arms about to sign t'papers :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
:lol: :lol: :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Maybe the highlights will be on Bravo.
That's his story. I think he knew you would pwn his bicep and didn't want it broadcast to the nation.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'd win if it was an internet freestyle rap contest.
Laters. Some of us have to go to work to read the sunday papers and drink coffee. I shall be attempting to retune "Spar Radio" to the footie.
Just took two Anadin Extra tablets without water (cos I'm a double hard bar-steward) and now they're stuck in my throat.
It hurts :cry:
Dave > you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
http://media.putfile.com/TheDave---j...5_200618_33_33
Couldn't beat me, I pwned The, and i'd do it again:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
If the whim strikes you to take them dry and chew them, seek professional help. :shining:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That came across (ooer missus) quite sexily. Must just have been the way you said it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NikkiD
Manker always likes to take them dry :ghey:Quote:
Originally Posted by NikkiD
Wasn't a problem. It's always hugely entertaining speaking to pissed Welshmen. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Must be the "just-out-of-bed-hair-all-a-mess-groggy-morning" voice I used. :lookarounQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
:lol:
I can't remember a word of the conversation. I wouldn't have known except you're on my call record :ermm:
That's the one. :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by NikkiD
I'll pm you later. I'm off out now to not watch either the football or the rugby whilst the fellas hard at work.:whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Have a good one. I'm off down my mate's house to not drink any lager :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Puntspher or rugger, or flicking.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
How many threads are there about manker in the lounge? :unsure:
Fucking loads.
I bet there won't be one offering congratulations from either Bo or Chebus, but.
I forgot about that, where is bo :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:dabs:
Oh yeah. Rat Faced is also a Newcastle fan, sorry for the initial exclusion but I do believe he's a reloacted mackem and, as such, doesn't count.
Please move this thread. There's someone who doesn't get the references.
No names, no pack drill.
Canadians are quite shy.
I wouldn't worry, Canadians often can't read threads and respond to the titles only.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
If you see one responding to this thread, it will only be to pay homage or something.
Mrs.Cheese (after telling me the NUFC score): "If it's any consolation England are losing the rugby."
:dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs: :dabs:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Great day for me today, England lost the rugby, the real United pwned Newcastle and the scousers lost.
Still doesn't make up for me not being able to get to Manchester :dabs:
Liverpool and 'boro losing did cheer me up some. As well as a ten minute pointing and laughing session at Sunderland's league position.
I already did. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Homage will only be received from the likes of you in the form of scantily clad photographs, rather than constructing an ecclesiastical post in my honour :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by NikkiD
Scantily clad photographs? I'm shocked and appalled you would suggest such a thing. :O
Now where do I send them?
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by NikkiD
Sometimes, I shock and appall myself.
What was I thinking using 'ecclesiastical' in that last post :dabs:
It was probably an attempt to show off your large... vocabulary.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Oo-er :schnauz:
Lucky I've got one o' those wide angled dictionaries.
Lexicons ftw :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker