had a good sesh last night, got bitten by 2 different females, and got home at 6am. what more can you ask for?
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had a good sesh last night, got bitten by 2 different females, and got home at 6am. what more can you ask for?
antibiotics?
A couple of drinks would have been nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spider_dude
I am off out tonight without the lord and master who has far too much work to do to be indulging in alcohol. I aim to be as rough as the arse of said badger in the morning. I do not envisage getting bitten by members of either sex.
Sounds like a nice night. Enjoy yourself, but don't be too late home.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
rtill rough and its 8pm
:lol: You really are an ar5e. Fact
Thems your own teeth.
Mission accomplished btw
Congratulation, I take it you feel thoroughly wretched (MN).Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Thoroughly.:sick:
Good on you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
You are to be congratulated on making the effort.
I think I upset a young lad who was pretending to be a ships broker or something and trying to impress us ladies with his prowess, and being a general arrogent cocktard. I think I may have cut him well and truly down to size. He may have even cried.
Was the ship broker / prow thing deliberate or are you a comic savant.
:rainman:
I was more thinking :pungirl:
I don't pung in real life or on the internet. I showered about an hour ago.
You don't use a sleigh. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Erm, thanks for that. I'll bear it in mind for the future.
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Originally Posted by JPaul
Neither do I play an Indian hand drum on a regular basis, or at all in fact.:dry: :dry:
.Clever edit btw
No sleigh, no drum and you tried to get a job as a bingo caller. You were only kiding yourself there, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
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Originally Posted by JPaul
English Translation: kiding
Language.... Expression.... English Translation
Ateso............... kiding............ ..... between.
For Ateso read Scottish.
Did you at least have a puppet?
Peace bd
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Originally Posted by Carcinus
That really didn't work did it. :dry:
An ventriloquist...would make an excellent,bingo caller.
Peace bd
Yes, yes it did. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Don't rod me in the Drawing Room with fake lack of understanding and playing on my good manners. It'll ony end in tiers.
Would make an excellent what :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Oh and she didn't get the job :cry:
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Originally Posted by JPaul
Ouch. You're rubbing salt into my wounds. I'm devastated that I was rejected. :dry:
I just had to help carry my flatmates band gear to the van because the drummer was late. I was wearing pajamas, dressing gown and knee high boots. Sexay. F*****g drummers.
Your flatmate is a musician's labourer. Does he / she pracice in the flat / house / maisonnette.
My flatmate is a musician. I have a large flat, so get to store the vast array of equiment the band has, including a full set of drums, a double bass, a tea-chest bass, and the millions of speakers and amps and shit. Lucky me.
Cheese is going out with the English Busboy. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
My fave bit was "amps and shit".
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Originally Posted by JPaul
I wasn't boasting, I was explaining that my flat is crapped up with someone elses musical equipment. I'm better looking than Busboy, but at five feet two inches, I'm probably taller.
So you would prefer to be shorter than him then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Meany.
I mean that the sentence didn't seem to make sense. You put in a but (as if to say the following part would be negative) however you then went on to say something I took to be positive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Ugh. Your trying to scramble my poor hungover brains.:stars:
You're the one doing the girly talk.
Odd, considering I'm a girl.:P
Yes but are you a girly girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Not really. I like spiders and can put shelves up.
Yes, but can you put up shelves (see, the order thing again).Quote:
Originally Posted by Carcinus
Gurls.:console: