My UKNova Ratio

It's dropped to 0.999.

It's not been less than 1 for feckin' ages and it's doing my box in.

Please to be chastising me until I've got it over 1 again.

Thanks in advance.

i have 1< on everything :01:

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

i have 1< on everything :01:

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Leich

wod :dry:

i'm a lion

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Originally Posted by TPB

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Downloaded: 276.26 GiB

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Originally Posted by oink

Ratio: 1.279 Uploaded: 9.20 GB Downloaded: 7.19 GB

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Originally Posted by empronium

Your Share Ratio: 1.06

Uploaded: 50.22 GB

Downloaded: 47.43 GB

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Originally Posted by pure this n 'at

Your RATIO: 1.147
Uploaded: 63.31 GB
Downloaded: 55.21 GB

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i thought puretna was pure tits and arse? if so half your torrent accounts are porno ones

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Originally Posted by Spider_dude

i thought puretna was pure tits and arse? if so half your torrent accounts are porno ones

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ja so?

nova ratio=

7:1

http://www.coalvillecc.org.uk/Nova.jpg

damn 7:1 thats HUGE...

Back over 1. Thanks for the help.

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

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Originally Posted by Spider_dude

i thought puretna was pure tits and arse? if so half your torrent accounts are porno ones

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ja so?

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maybe time to stop the practising and get yourself laid?

Everyone knows that you get really good in bed by watching loads of porn.

last time i fuckoed this girl in the face and told her to suck my cawk, then i told her i was gonna pound her ass. then she slapped me.

You were just unlucky. Most hawt chicks love that kind of thing :ermm:

She obviously hasn't seen much porn, and is therefore rubbish in bed. I bet she was surprised when at the moment of climax you whipped your old man out and squirted her in the face with it, too. :dabs:

she was even more suprised when i suggested a cream pie. she baked me a fucking cake.

she was even more suprised when i suggested a cream pie. she baked me a fucking cake.

<3 double postage

Asking for a pearl necklace for her birthday present was probably a mistake too. :no:

i remember when she was looking through a holiday brochure and said she'd like to try water sports. so i pished on her face.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

nova ratio=

7:1

http://www.coalvillecc.org.uk/Nova.jpg

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Wow, dogging is sooo ghey in Sunderland.

No, the two in the car and the one on the bonnet are in fact women, and considered quite attractive, locally.

he has the windows down that means you can join in

100%, all of you, 100%:no:

heh...are you keeping it all to yourself? Time to visit Soulseek ;) Wont help your ratio much though...

so...............???

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Originally Posted by thewizeard

heh...are you keeping it all to yourself? Time to visit Soulseek ;) Wont help your ratio much though...

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I've tried to log in 3 or 4 times in the last couple of days, but when I do it crashes half way thro' booting.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by thewizeard

heh...are you keeping it all to yourself? Time to visit Soulseek ;) Wont help your ratio much though...

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I've tried to log in 3 or 4 times in the last couple of days, but when I do it crashes half way thro' booting.

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Just tell him you can't be arsed.

I used to make up excuses like that when I couldn't be fecked to talk to Dave on msn.

I've changed my ways now - it's kinder in the long run :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I've tried to log in 3 or 4 times in the last couple of days, but when I do it crashes half way thro' booting.

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Just tell him you can't be arsed.

I used to make up excuses like that when I couldn't be fecked to talk to Dave on msn.

I've changed my ways now - it's kinder in the long run :smilie4:

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:lol: :earl:

It's true. True I tells ya.

It happens when I have all of the hard drives on when logging in. If I do it one at a time I've got to add them individually into the index and that takes fecking ages.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

Just tell him you can't be arsed.

I used to make up excuses like that when I couldn't be fecked to talk to Dave on msn.

I've changed my ways now - it's kinder in the long run :smilie4:

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:lol: :earl:

It's true. True I tells ya.

It happens when I have all of the hard drives on when logging in. If I do it one at a time I've got to add them individually into the index and that takes fecking ages.

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Bless.

Do you want me to tell him for you :hug:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by JPaul

:lol: :earl:

It's true. True I tells ya.

It happens when I have all of the hard drives on when logging in. If I do it one at a time I've got to add them individually into the index and that takes fecking ages.

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Bless.

Do you want me to tell him for you :hug:

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Can you tell his pal that your pal doesn't want to go out with him anymore.

I thought that's what I was doing :ermm:

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Originally Posted by manker

I thought that's what I was doing :ermm:

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Maybe you were being too subtle.

:lol:

Not normally a failing of mine, I have to say.

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Originally Posted by manker

:lol:

Not normally a failing of mine, I have to say.

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What are you getting at.

Hoi! Stop trying to bury that post under a cavalcade of pages such that your mate, that you don't really want to speak to, will be less likely to see what's been written.

I'm trying to be kind :)

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm trying to be kind :)

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You are, to a fault.

subtle and kind = manker.

I think that's the first time anyone has ever approximated those two characteristics to me in the same sentence fragment.

I suppose everyone else just thinks it :happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

I think that's the first time anyone has ever approximated those two characteristics to me in the same sentence fragment.

I suppose everyone else just thinks it :happy:

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I actually sit on the panel for the Oxford English Dictionary and we are currently discussing whether the word manker should be included.

The possible definitions are ;

A subtle and kind person.

A Welsh Welcher.

Just this guy on the interweb, you know.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

I think that's the first time anyone has ever approximated those two characteristics to me in the same sentence fragment.

I suppose everyone else just thinks it :happy:

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I actually sit on the panel for the Oxford English Dictionary and we are currently discussing whether the word manker should be included.

The possible definitions are ;

A subtle and kind person.

A Welsh Welcher.

Just this guy on the interweb, you know.

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When you and your so called panel have honed your proposal, submit it to me and I'll give 'manker' due ponderance as to whether it gets included in the next edition of the Oxford English Dictionary.

Not promising, mind :smilie4: